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  • -decodified-
    -decodified- mobile device Posts: 2,689
    Rollingstone123 wrote:
    stone! please sing one in the next 2 nights!

    you don't ask for anything to Stone... he can read your mind...
    Bill Graham Civic Auditorium - Jul 15, 2006
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    Madison Square Garden - May 01, 2016
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    Wrigley Field - Aug 22, 2016 - MY B-DAY!!!

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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard will be throwing out the first pitch Sunday for the Yankees/Mets game.
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    Stone Gossard throws like a girl!!!!!!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • littlewingfridays
    littlewingfridays Posts: 242
    I heard there is a new mayor of NYC(temporary.....2 nights)
    Yep
    You guessed it.
    Mayor Gossard
  • Paige
    Paige Posts: 365
    Stone just climbed to the top of the Empire State Building!
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Stone Gossard wouldn't need to climb to the top of the Empire State Building. He would levitate effortlessly.
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  • fox_mulderX
    fox_mulderX Posts: 1,134
    mookie_in_eugene wrote:
    Stone helped an elderly woman cross the street. He then hugged her and said, "I'm in Pearl Jam, friend".

    this one never gets old
  • DangDang
    DangDang Posts: 1,551
    Stone Gossard is woman enough to be my man.
  • electronblue
    electronblue Posts: 3,502
    Stone has invented a new form of transportation based on "The Balloon Boy Project"
    it consists of a solar powered balloon device that works on the principle of
    the closer the balloon gets to the sun, the further it travels. ~
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    "Forgive every being,
    the bad feelings 
    it's just me"


  • DangDang
    DangDang Posts: 1,551
    electron blue wrote:
    Stone has invented a new form of transportation based on "The Balloon Boy Project"
    it consists of a solar powered balloon device that works on the principle of
    the closer the balloon gets to the sun, the further it travels. ~

    Stone Gossard had his balloon burst when his invention instead took orbit rather than reaching escape velocity.

    As Stone explained, "escape velocity is the initial speed required to go from an initial point in a gravitational potential field to infinity (but not beyond) with a residual velocity of zero, with all speeds and velocities measured with respect to the field. Additionally, the escape velocity at a point in space is equal to the speed that an object would have if it started at rest from an infinite distance and was pulled by gravity to that point. Usually, the initial point is on the surface of a planet (or moon.) On earth's surface, the escape velocity is about 6.96 miles per SECOND, which is approximately 34 times the speed of sound (Mach 34) and at least 10 times the speed of a rifle bullet."

    Gosh Darn that Stone!
  • DangDang
    DangDang Posts: 1,551
    Paige wrote:
    Stone just climbed to the top of the Empire State Building!

    Stone Gossard did this in how many bounds?
  • MoonTurtle
    MoonTurtle Posts: 752
    this totally made me laugh loudly!

    hiding103006 wrote:
    stone gossard invented the color yellow.
  • mookiemoochie16
    mookiemoochie16 Posts: 521
    Stone Gossard ain't your friend, Palooka.
    The oceans made me, but who came up with love?

    "You put some udder cream on that shit?" ~EV 5/17/10
  • Stypo420
    Stypo420 Posts: 519
    Stone Gossard keeps going and going and going & going and going & going and going & going and going and going & going and going & going and going & going and going and going & going and going & going and going & going and going and going & going and going & going and going & going and going and going & going and going & going and going & going and going and going & going and going & going and going & going and going and going & going and going & going and going & going and going and going & going and going & going and going & going and going and going & going and going & going and going & going and going and going & going and going & going and going & going and going and going & going and going & going and going & going and going and going & going and going & going and going & going and going and going & going and going & going and going & going and going and going & going and going & going and going & going :!:
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard invented velcro.
  • joe2317
    joe2317 Posts: 151
    Oprah wants to do Stone Gossard.
    * Oklahoma City Ford Center - Apr 03, 2003
    * Kansas City Sprint Center - May 03, 2010
    * Alpine Valley Music Theatre - Sep 03, 2011
    * Alpine Valley Music Theatre - Sep 04, 2011

  • SuperStickman
    SuperStickman Posts: 80
    Not only does Stone Gossard understand the end of LOST, he totally saw it coming...
    "The goal of a coach is to take a guy who has beaten down by his parents, by religion, by society, to take that guy and build him back up to find his spirit to go out and fight" Joe Lewis
  • smile.alreddie
    smile.alreddie Posts: 40
    SuperStickman wrote:
    Not only does Stone Gossard understand the end of LOST, he totally saw it coming...
    :lol:

    hopefully stone gossard in his infinite wisdom will explain to the rest of us
  • Dark Energy
    Dark Energy Here Posts: 203
    Stone Gossard would give his left hand to be ambidextrous.
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard not only can break the speed of sound...he can beat the speed of light hence becoming a time machine.

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