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  • BF25394BF25394 Posts: 4,511
    Stone Gossard doesn't mean his.
    I gather speed from you fucking with me.
  • BF25394BF25394 Posts: 4,511
    Stone Gossard has had his fill of it.
    I gather speed from you fucking with me.
  • BF25394BF25394 Posts: 4,511
    Stone Gossard has lost his taste for it.
    I gather speed from you fucking with me.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    On the original handwritten lyrics for 'Wishlist,' Eddie Vedder wrote "I wish I was Stone Gossard," before crossing that line out.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard bakes all of Subway's bread himself.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has a seven foot vertical leap.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Before every band meeting, Stone Gossard locks the bathroom door, looks in the mirror and says confidently, "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me."
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard is a man among all men...ever... in the history of the universe.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard prints every shirt that Pearl Jam sells.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    If Stone Gossard sees that his neighbour's bird bath is empty, he will fill it with fresh, filtered water from his own refrigerator.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard never sleeps.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is Justin Beiber's mentor and friend, calling him weekly to help him cope with the pressures of fame.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is comped his meals everytime he goes out no matter where it is.
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    Stone Gossard was the producer's first choice to replace Charlie Sheen in "Two and a Half Men," but the tour schedule prevented him from taking part.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Bill Gates gets mistaken for Stone Gossard at least a dozen times a week.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard can turn a caterpillar into a butterfly with the snap of his magical fingers.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard sold Ted Danson his old frames for his glasses.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard's signature is so uniquely distinctive that it cannot be forged.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is turning his garage into his own personal Krispy Kreme doughnuts store.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard's dog can play dead.
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard rocks the casbah every other Tuesday.
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Stone Gossard cannot beat himself in chess
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard frames every jigsaw puzzle he finishes. His bathroom is floor to ceiling kitten and unicorn puzzles.
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Stone Gossard is flying the plane that will take me to San Francisco.. He will be serving Rice a Roni
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard moonlights as a backup dancer for Tina Turner. He is a private dancer.
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Stone Gossard falls into the category of VGL.. He is in good company..
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard's favorite drink is Ecto Cooler.
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    Stone Gossard's favorite drink is Ecto Cooler.
    Oh snap!!!
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard became an ordained minister in '08 and has now wed over 118 couples.
  • SuziemaySuziemay Posts: 11,168
    Stone Gossard just stumbled upon a stash of white Backspacer vinyls in his garage hiding under his Grammy
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