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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is the only band member to have a first aid certificate. On the recent Canadian tour he applied an adhesive bandage to Jeff's knee after he fell off his skateboard.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Stone Gossard is on the Ouija board of directors
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is reading this right now.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard sells his own sausage by the 1/4 pound.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • BF25394BF25394 Posts: 4,511
    When the girl in "Why Go" scratched a letter into a wall made of stone, the wall was actually made of Stone, and he didn't even flinch.
    I gather speed from you fucking with me.
  • BF25394BF25394 Posts: 4,511
    Stone Gossard was the inspiration for the Kool & The Gang song "Stone Love."
    I gather speed from you fucking with me.
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Stonewall Jackson is extremely jealous of Stone Gossard for being more stone..
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can bench press 585 pounds.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard won $29,201 recently on Jeopardy. He never returned as Jeopardy champion, choosing instead to remain undefeated and donating his winnings to Boy Scouts of America, where he is an honorary member.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has never had a credit card.
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Stone Gossard teaches solo synchronized water ballet every tuesday night at the YMCA in Mt. Clemens, MI.
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard can shotgun 3 beers at once.
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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard's stomach can digest gum.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard runs with scissors.
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard suffers from autophobia, fear of oneself or of being alone.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard cuts his own hair.
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard hand washes Eddie's t-shirt after each show with homemade soap bars and Fiji water.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has the largest collection of sugar packets in North America.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    Stone Gossard has the largest collection of sugar packets in North America.

    Stone Gossard has used his largest collection of sugar packets in North America, and 6 tons of hand picked corn from fields while traveling by foot to Alpine Valley, to feed the starving people of Dijibouti.
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Suave.27 wrote:
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    Stone Gossard has the largest collection of sugar packets in North America.

    Stone Gossard has used his largest collection of sugar packets in North America, and 6 tons of hand picked corn from fields while traveling by foot to Alpine Valley, to feed the starving people of Dijibouti.
    Holy shit!! really?? Stone Gossard is a special kind of man... ;)
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    Suave.27 wrote:
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    Stone Gossard has the largest collection of sugar packets in North America.

    Stone Gossard has used his largest collection of sugar packets in North America, and 6 tons of hand picked corn from fields while traveling by foot to Alpine Valley, to feed the starving people of Dijibouti.
    Holy shit!! really?? Stone Gossard is a special kind of man... ;)

    Well, Stone Gossard IS the gift that keeps on giving. :D
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has won 43 hands of blackjack in a row.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard specializes in foot massages.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can charge a battery by looking at it.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is a three-time World Toe Wrestling Champion.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Leezestarr313Leezestarr313 Posts: 14,352
    Stone Gossard owns the patent for cinnamon bagels.
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard controls magnetic north by his body position.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard suffers from alektorophobia - fear of chickens.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has never left the fridge door open.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is a certified cheese buff.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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