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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard's vote has and will determine who the next President of the US is.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard produces his own line of hand sanitizer.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can eat a candy apple in less than 22 seconds.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has a valuable collection of mint-condition MAD magazines, which he stores in sealed plastic bags inside enlarged tupperware containers, hidden in a bomb shelter in the woods, behind his house.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Leezestarr313Leezestarr313 Posts: 14,352
    The sun rises every day just to see what Stone Goassard is up to.
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  • Matt of TassieMatt of Tassie Posts: 72
    Stone Gossard was the first person in his class to be awarded his pen license.
    The world awaits just up the stairs,leave the pain for someone else.
  • HailHailOZHailHailOZ Posts: 350
    Matt of Tassie wrote:
    Stone Gossard was the first person in his class to be awarded his pen license.
    :lol::lol::lol:
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard swam from the United States to Australia once.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard posted his own 'boat propeller repair video' on youtube.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard pees with the lid down.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard can and he will.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard uses his 200 MPH sneezes to power his home by wind.
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard is in the urban dictionary.

    (no joke this is the definition: contorted constipated faces whilst changing chords. Walks like a duck and loves hugging trees. Likes to wear cowboy hats and plaid pants on stage as well as large dildos on his head. usage: Person A: "Yo, that guy on stage plays guitar like a duck about to take a dump"
    Person B: "That's Stone Gossard!")
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can blow out a candle from 400 yards away.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has boxes of ketchup chips delivered to his door from Canada.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard's skin is so tough he can hug a cactus.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard employs a personal trainer for his gardener.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard will be the starting pitcher for the Yankees tomorrow.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard harvests soy wax and sells it to candle companies. He has also had a few ideas for scented candles that have been made, including Mint Citrus and Cool Cut Grass.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can carve a pumpkin with his finger tips.
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard unearthed the first fossils of a T-Rex.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can open any safe in the World.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has a bionic right arm just like his hero, The Six Million Dollar Man.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has his co-pilots license, despite being afraid of heights.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    It is projected, being "Stone Gossard" is going to be the 198,324th most popular costume for Halloween 2011.
  • StillHereStillHere Posts: 7,795
    Stone Gossard is going to be Huey, Duey AND Luey for Halloween; that's right.
    peace,
    jo

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    "How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
    "Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard composes "Thinking of You" Hallmark cards.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard knows what's in your medicine cabinet.
  • StillHereStillHere Posts: 7,795
    Stone Gossard received a telephone call from President Obama today, asking for advice on reducing the Nation's Carbon Footprint.
    peace,
    jo

    http://www.Etsy.com/Shop/SimpleEarthCreations
    "How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
    "Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard's second job is that of a hand model.
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