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  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Stone Gossard knows the difference between a stern drive and an outboard.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard will not take prisoners and does not negotiate with terrorists.
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Stone Gossard is now available lactose-free.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has six toes on his right foot.
  • Stone Gossard Watches the Watchmen...
    "The goal of a coach is to take a guy who has beaten down by his parents, by religion, by society, to take that guy and build him back up to find his spirit to go out and fight" Joe Lewis
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard "ain't talkin' 'bout love".
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Stone Gossard is a Mac.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard was the inspiration for the Paula Abdul song "Cold Hearted Snake".
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Stone Gossard like fresh blueberries on his Cheerios and if he doesn't get them, he's been known to pout.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has competed in five triathlons.
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Stone Gossard knows this ain't no place for heroes.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • fox_mulderX
    fox_mulderX Posts: 1,134
    i love how this thread was started three years ago and it's still going strong

    Stone helped an elderly woman cross the street. He then hugged her and said, "I'm in Pearl Jam, friend".

    Brilliant.

    and, yes, that was brilliant. i laugh every time i read it
  • Stypo420
    Stypo420 Posts: 519
    Stone Gossard does a mean white man two step. ( step to the left, step to the right, repeat)
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has a commercial driver's license.
  • DangDang
    DangDang Posts: 1,551
    Stone Gossard is the original "ye without sin"
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard will only stay in even numbered hotel rooms on odd numbered floors.
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    Stone Gossard started life as a pebble......
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard was the stunt man who actually "jumped the shark" as Fonzie on Happy Days.
  • gonzo
    gonzo Posts: 769
    After MSG2 Stone is taking the month to clean up and return all of the spilled BP oil back into the earth.. by himself.

    Yes, Stone can swim 5000ft deep. Without an oxygen tank.
    peace,
    gonzo
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  • stone! please sing one in the next 2 nights!