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  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    Stone Gossard is the Wind Beneath Bette Midler's Wings.

    NIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Stone Gossard is still friends with Jeff Ament because he secretly he wants Amentschick. :D
    I love to turn you on
  • shell bell
    shell bell Posts: 337
    Stone Gossard is still looking for the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow................and will gladly beat the crap out of the little leprechauns to get at it.
    when you get confused just listen to the music play........

    "You damn well can't lick the system,but you can sure give it a good fondeling."-sleazy estate man(Hugh Laurie on A bit of Fry and Laurie)

    "Judas Priest on a two stroke moped!"(Stephen Fry)
  • Slavko
    Slavko Posts: 19
    Stone can play guitar with his penis but no strings are strong enough
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    glasshouse wrote:
    Stone Gossard has the biggest cock in rock 'n roll, this makes him shy.

    unfortunately - this is his...
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Slavko
    Slavko Posts: 19
    failedpersephone wrote:
    unfortunately - this is his...

    it's still biger than mine
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Stone Gossards genitals are upside down - maybe.
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Stone Gossards genitals are upside down - maybe.

    whaaaat? :eek: :D

    Stone Gossard taught Jenny Gump how to play guitar.
    I love to turn you on
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone Gossard feels as though he lost a family member yesterday but is still honored that this thread has gone on for so long. :(
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Stone Gossard feels as though he lost a family member yesterday but is still honored that this thread has gone on for so long. :(

    WTF is that? Did I miss something?

    Ya threw me off here...

    edit...this thread will never die...it may be killed, assassinated, murdered, but it will never die. stone says so...
    I love to turn you on
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Back during the Vs. sessions, Brendan O'Brien joined the boys for a friendly game of basketball. Jeff Ament thought it would be 3-on-3. But Stone Gossard took them all on and won. Hence the term 5 against 1.
    I love to turn you on
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone is banned from all travelling carnivals due to his adverse reaction to funnel cakes. Once he eats one he will refuse to leave the premises until he is allowed to kiss the bearded lady and operate the tilt-a-whirl.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Snake
    Snake Posts: 2,605
    Steve Dunne wrote:

    Stone Gossard taught Jenny Gump how to play guitar.
    Nice one
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    In his spare time Stone builds tree houses for squirrels.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone has never been hunting, yet owns 14 fluorescent orange vests.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Every evening from 10:45-11:30 Stone practices his Ed McMahon "Hay Yoh!!!"
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone can color within the lines, he just chooses not to.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone takes a clay sculpture class twice a year so he can recreate the scene from Ghost in public without getting arrested.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone names all of his household tools and appliances. So if he ever wants to introduce you to his garden hose Josephine, it's not a euphemism for sex, it really is the name of his hose. However, it's another story if he wants to introduce you to his "broom" charlie.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone has a crush on Paula Abdul's left ear lobe.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"

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