Stone Gossard...

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  • ActionJack
    ActionJack Posts: 137
    stone is darth vaders father

    I enjoy skinny-skiing, going to bullfights on acid...


  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has no points on his license.
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard invented marshmellows..
  • DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard invented marshmellows..

    and then S'mores 5 mins later.
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is a factory trained technician.
  • phungi
    phungi Posts: 641
    Stone Gosssard is actually named συγγένεια χρυσαφένιος as one of the original living dead; he is several centuries old, and was the inspiration for Dracula, Twilight, and True Blood.
    37 PJ Shows, 3 EV Shows, 1134 Total Songs, 24 Different Openers, 9 Different Closers, 252 Unique Songs (never enough)
  • ActionJack
    ActionJack Posts: 137
    Stone Gossard came up with the idea for $5 footlongs at subway

    I enjoy skinny-skiing, going to bullfights on acid...


  • Easties
    Easties Posts: 479
    Stone Gossard can actually sing better than EV. His voice is like a cross between Fergie and Jesus. He just chooses not to sing as well as he can because he doesn't like bringing attention upon himself.
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard speaks four languages.
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can see for miles.
  • doompony
    doompony Wellington, NZ Posts: 4,501
    stone gossard discovered scotland
  • doompony
    doompony Wellington, NZ Posts: 4,501
    stone gossard invented the lambada... the FORBIDDEN dance. his original dance was so raunchy they had to tone it down to be regular level 5 forbidden.
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is also a gourmet chef.
  • airblue1
    airblue1 Posts: 413
    Stone Gossard is:
    You'll be.... going out with radio
    Going out with disco
    Going out like bacchanal
    I'll be...going out with telephone
    Going out alone
    To the radar zone

    It's all just inadvertent imitation
    And I don't mean mine
    It's all across this nation
    If it's just inadvertent simulation
    A pattern in all mankind
    What's got the whole world fakin' it

    I'll be.... playing with my magazine
    Using up my Listerine
    Like Ovaltine
    And you'll be...dipping in your battleship
    For the latest tip
    For the latest dream

    It's all just inadvertent imitation
    And I don't mean mine
    It's all across this nation
    If it's just inadvertent simulation
    A pattern in all mankind
    What's got the whole world fakin' it?

    If it's just inadvertent imitation
    A pattern in all mankind
    What's got the whole world fakin'?
    What's got the whole world fakin'?
    What's got the whole world fakin'?
    What's got the whole world fakin'?
    What's got the whole world fakin' it? Yeah...yeah...
    Hail To the Victors
    I refer to those in front...
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard throws right handed but bats left handed.
  • Stypo420
    Stypo420 Posts: 519
    edited April 2010
    Stone Gossard is the lizard king




    :mrgreen:
    Post edited by Stypo420 on
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard will never tell.
  • Stypo420
    Stypo420 Posts: 519
    Stone Gossard is Chief of the Strangest Tribe
  • Princess KJ
    Princess KJ Posts: 442
    doompony wrote:
    stone gossard discovered scotland

    Hence the "Stone of Scone" on which Scottish monarchs were crowned for centuries.

    Of course, Stone was the power behind the throne.
    If I knew then, would I know now?

    * Perth Entertainment Centre - Mar 06, 1995
    * Melbourne Park - Mar 02, 1998
    * Brisbane QSAC- Nov 25, 2009
    * EV Solo- QPAC- March 10, 12 and 13 2011

  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is an avid archer.