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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has never said a curse word.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone fucking Gossard fucking swears like a fucking sailor on fucking leave.
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Stone Gossard pulled over to change my grandmother's tire.. It took 38 seconds..
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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    In the future, the statue of liberty is going the be replaced with the statue of Stone Gossard.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard had a fling with Blondie in the summer of 1981. He was 15 years old.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is one of the zombies in the Thriller music video.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Stone Gossard fired Dave Abbruzzese by carrier pigeon whilst playing 9 holes of Putt Putt Golf.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard once guest hosted for Piers Morgan Tonight. Stone interviewed himself because there wasn't anyone more interesting.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Stone Gossard performs all of his own stunts.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard won a gold medal in women's gymnastics at the 1988 summer Olympics.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    When Stone Gossard performs with Pearl Jam, he's legally required to wear a t-shirt saying "Kids, DO NOT try this at home"
  • BabaLoverBabaLover Posts: 455
    Stone Gossard is Chuck Norris's fight double
    To and fro the pendulum throws

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  • BabaLoverBabaLover Posts: 455
    After single handedly drinking a keg of beer in a minute flat, Stone can piss off the Empire State Building and land it in a shot glass without spiliing a drop.
    To and fro the pendulum throws

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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard can catch flies with chopsticks, eyes closed.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Underwear is even cleaner and fresher after being worn by Stone Gossard.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard makes condoms in his free time.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has sweat glands that produce honey.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard knows the truth about cats or dogs.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard only flies club class.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard spends 6 weeks out of the year in the Galapolos Islands studying sea turtles.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard gets a Xmas card from his mailman.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard knows what DS1119 means.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    The only thing Stone Gossard doesn't know is the meaning behind DS1119. Other than that he knows everything.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard shits Oh Henry candy bars.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    Stone Gossard shits Oh Henry candy bars.


    :lol::lol:
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Stone Gossard found the last Golden Ticket to Willy Wonka's Chocolate factory, once inside he "disappeared" to secretly learn the ways of the Oompa Loompa...
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard can get away with wearing white year round.
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  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard invented the Electric Slide. Boogie Woogie Woogie...
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    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
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  • love-boat-captainlove-boat-captain Posts: 476
    Stone Gossard sleeps with Ewoks
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