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  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard can swim across the Atlantic using only his feet and a kickboard.
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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    Stone Gossard just texted me and said it's time to go to bed, he is aware that I am cranky without a good night's sleep. However, he declined to come over and tuck me in with a bedtime story.
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  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Stone Gossard operates like santa claus and tucks all of us good boys and girls in every night..
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
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  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Stone Gossard just texted me and said it's time to go to bed, he is aware that I am cranky without a good night's sleep. However, he declined to come over and tuck me in with a bedtime story.

    Stone Gossard is singing you a lullaby.
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    edited August 2011
    Stone Gossard won Wimbledon 3 years in a row using a fly swatter.
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    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Stone Gossard got O.J. acquitted.. "who am I? I am Stone Gossard with a knit cap on"
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • Music For RhinosMusic For Rhinos Posts: 1,693
    Stone Gossard is so good at multitasking he can write a song, knit a sweater, fly a kite, tie his shoe, purchase an RV, draw a detailed map of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania with Crayola brand crayons, drink a milkshake, smoke a joint, play with a yo-yo, construct an igloo, order a pizza, steal a car, tap dance and take oceanography classes at the same time. in 1 minute. or, less.
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Stone Gossard ghost wrote NWA's "Straight Outta Compton" album.. when he was 2...
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard wears nothing but shorts and flip flops in Antarctica. And he is still too hot.
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Stone Gossard was asked to throw out the first pitch at a Mariners game.. He had a no-no going through 8..
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard has to shave 7 times a day.
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Stone Gossard wrote Thin Air.. while being water-boarded..
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard levitates while dancing samba.
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can touch his elbow with his tongue.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard filmed this and edited them together.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Fu6z019 ... re=related
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    The numbers on bar codes are not random. Stone Gossard has a system for coming up with them. He does this in his spare time.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard won 2.7 million dollars from the MGM Grand in Las Vegas in one night.
  • SOLAT319SOLAT319 Posts: 4,594
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    Stone Gossard wears nothing but shorts and flip flops in Antarctica. And he is still too hot.

    BEST ONE so far!! :mrgreen:
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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard started playing himself in a game of chess in January of '07. The game has yet to end....
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard was the founding member of N.W.A.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard was a badass in the old west.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    Stone Gossard took over for Santa Clause one year because Santa was sick. Stone delivered all the presents in half the time.

    which kind of sucked for about half the kids of the world because they were still up
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is eligible for Rapid Reward Points from Southwest Airlines.
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard has twice the graviational pull of the Earth.

    If Stone did not live on Earth, the oceans would have no waves. That's why Eddie loves him so.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard's stove can boil water in 90 seconds flat.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard once shanked a dude in prison.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    A lock of Stone Gossard's hair can go for as much as $600 on eBay.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard cooks all of Pearl Jam's meals when they're on tour.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard will host SNL on 10/15/2011.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is going to be on the cover of the next Pearl Jam album.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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