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  • gonzogonzo Posts: 748
    Elementary school episode:

    Billy- "Stone stole the cookie from the cookie jar."
    Stone- "Who, me?"
    Billy- "Yes, you."
    Stone- "Couldn't be."
    Billy- "Then who?"

    Billy was never seen nor heard from ever again.
    Nobody accuses Stone Gossard of stealing.
    peace,
    gonzo
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  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard owns the Safety Dance.
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  • thefixer9thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    Stone Gossard owns every season of Full House on Blue-Ray.
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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is master of his domain.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has no pulse.
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard's roof is on fire.
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • SOLAT319SOLAT319 Posts: 4,594
    Stone Gossard has each band member working at his place for couple of hours each day of the week just for the fun of it.
    I have no patience for bad music and stupid people...

    The whole world will be different soon the whole world will be RELIEVED

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  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Stone Gossard made a kite out of cement and has successfully flown it.
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
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  • SOLAT319SOLAT319 Posts: 4,594
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    Stone Gossard made a kite out of cement and has successfully flown it.
    :lol::lol:
    I have no patience for bad music and stupid people...

    The whole world will be different soon the whole world will be RELIEVED

    #resistgezi #resistturkey #resisttaksim #direnturkiye #direngezi
    #standingman #duranadam
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    As a kid Stone Gossard fell off his bike and gave the road Stonerash.
  • SOLAT319SOLAT319 Posts: 4,594
    Stone Gossard is the Master Ancient Alien who built Machu Picchu.
    I have no patience for bad music and stupid people...

    The whole world will be different soon the whole world will be RELIEVED

    #resistgezi #resistturkey #resisttaksim #direnturkiye #direngezi
    #standingman #duranadam
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has an IPod with 4,000,000 GB of storage.
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard's uses glue that says "Bonds stronger than Stone Gossard". Of course, he knows it's false advertising, but it's a lofty goal.
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
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  • BabaLoverBabaLover Posts: 455
    Bind Laden photos never released because they would reveal that it was Stone Gossard that took him down.
    To and fro the pendulum throws

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  • BabaLoverBabaLover Posts: 455
    A one day shopping spree by Stone Gossard would resolve our National Debt
    To and fro the pendulum throws

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  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Stone Gossard giveth

    thats it..

    Stone Gossard would never taketh away
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • ragejoeragejoe Posts: 1,419
    Oh you hate putting up your own Christmas Lights outside? No worries, I got a guy for that...

    MR> STONE GOSSARD!!!!
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    2000 Tour- Saratoga 8/27 Boston 8/29, 8/30
    2003 Tour- Albany 4/29 Boston 7/2,7/3,7/11 Philadelphia 7/5,7/6 MSG 7/8,7/9
    2004 Tour-     Boston 9/28,9/29
    2006 Tour-     Albany 5/12 Hartford 5/13 Boston 5/24,5/25
    2008 Tour-     MSG 6/24,6/25 Hartford 6/27 Boston 6/28,6/30 Eddie- Boston 8/1
    2009 Tour-     Eddie- Albany 6/9 Philly Spectrum- 10/30, 10/31
    2010 Tour-     Hartford 5/15 MSG 5/20,5/21
    2011 Tour-     Eddie- Hartford 6/18
    2013 Tour- Worcester,MA 10/15,10/16 Hartford 10/25
    2016 Tour- MSG 5/1,5/2 FENWAY 8/5,8/7
    2018 Tour- Fenway 9/2, 9/4 (My 40th show)!
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can use a desktop computer without a monitor.
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Stone Gossard makes the sun use sun block..
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can cause a solar eclipse for anyone standing on the Moon.
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Stone gossard was originally cast as the opponent in "Over The Top" .. but was let go due to fear for the safety of Mr. Stallone's arm..
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard's televison remote hasn't used batteries for years. It runs on love.
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    When Stone G. walks the President asks for a moment of silence. :lol:
    John and Shawna
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Stone Gossard does the swimming portion of a triathlon on a bicycle also
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard controls which way escalators go.
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Stone Gossard is the man in the mirror.. every Tuesday from 2:30 to 6
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    When Stone was asked to donate monitors to a local zoo for educational purposes the Florida lizard epidemic was solved. :lol:
    John and Shawna
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Stone Gossard walked to school everyday in 6 feet of snow.. barefoot..uphill.. both ways..
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    If Stone Gossard lived in the Southwest, the average temp would drop by 21.7 degress.
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    When Stone G. asked for a healing all the dogs in the world became obedient.
    John and Shawna
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