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  • FirstExit
    FirstExit Los Angeles Posts: 973
    Claireack wrote:
    My friends dog is stopping for the weekend. It has the most awful breath, it's been to the dentist, hasn't eaten anything dodgy, so why does it stink so much?

    Also why are rats balls so big in comparison to the size of their body? (have I asked that before?)

    Your friends can go to a pet shop and find a bunch of options for curing canine halitosis.

    Rats are just packin it I guess.
    Yellow Ledbelly wrote:
    WHat am I going to do tonight?

    Wish I could have answered it sooner, sorry lol.
    dcfaithful wrote:
    If you go into the bathroom an American and come out a Russian, what are you in between?

    European, then something crazy happened in the bathroom, so you were Russian to get to the hospital.
    BLACK35 wrote:
    Can midgets get pain under the table? :lol:

    Get "pain"? I don't get it.
  • FirstExit
    FirstExit Los Angeles Posts: 973
    Claireack wrote:
    Where's my answer? I've been waiting 18 hours :eh:


    Sorry, I've been away from my comptuer for a wile.
  • Claireack
    Claireack Posts: 13,561
    Oh gosh - I feel like a nag now, apologies :oops:
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  • BLACK35
    BLACK35 Hanover, Ontario Posts: 22,979
    FirstExit wrote:
    Claireack wrote:
    My friends dog is stopping for the weekend. It has the most awful breath, it's been to the dentist, hasn't eaten anything dodgy, so why does it stink so much?

    Also why are rats balls so big in comparison to the size of their body? (have I asked that before?)

    Your friends can go to a pet shop and find a bunch of options for curing canine halitosis.

    Rats are just packin it I guess.
    Yellow Ledbelly wrote:
    WHat am I going to do tonight?

    Wish I could have answered it sooner, sorry lol.
    dcfaithful wrote:
    If you go into the bathroom an American and come out a Russian, what are you in between?

    European, then something crazy happened in the bathroom, so you were Russian to get to the hospital.
    BLACK35 wrote:
    Can midgets get pain under the table? :lol:

    Get "pain"? I don't get it.
    I meant paid :oops:
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    2011 - Toronto 1&2
    2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Cincinnati, St. Louis, Detroit
    2016 - Ft. Lauderdale, Miami, Ottawa, Toronto 1
    2018 - Fenway 1&2
    2022 - Hamilton, Toronto
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  • FenwayFaithful
    FenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    Hey FirstExit, cooler musical instrument, banjo or accordion?
    "FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
  • FirstExit
    FirstExit Los Angeles Posts: 973
    BLACK35 wrote:
    I meant paid :oops:

    lol, can I ask you where this joke originated from? I read it a couple other places and I have no idea what it's about.
    FenwayFaithful wrote:
    Hey FirstExit, cooler musical instrument, banjo or accordion?

    ACCORDION!!!!!!! I'm dying to learn how to play. I've been playing guitar for 10 years now (sine I was 9, srsly), I dabble with/am teaching myself piano, and I can play bass pretty well. But ever since I started listening to Bruce Springsteen, I've been DYINGGGG to learn the accordion. It's such a beautiful instrument IMO. IDK if you're a Bruce fan, but give "4th of July, Asbury Park", especially a live version, a listen on YouTube or something. You won't regret it.
  • BLACK35
    BLACK35 Hanover, Ontario Posts: 22,979
    FirstExit wrote:
    BLACK35 wrote:
    I meant paid :oops:

    lol, can I ask you where this joke originated from? I read it a couple other places and I have no idea what it's about.
    FenwayFaithful wrote:
    Hey FirstExit, cooler musical instrument, banjo or accordion?

    ACCORDION!!!!!!! I'm dying to learn how to play. I've been playing guitar for 10 years now (sine I was 9, srsly), I dabble with/am teaching myself piano, and I can play bass pretty well. But ever since I started listening to Bruce Springsteen, I've been DYINGGGG to learn the accordion. It's such a beautiful instrument IMO. IDK if you're a Bruce fan, but give "4th of July, Asbury Park", especially a live version, a listen on YouTube or something. You won't regret it.

    Not sure where it came from, I just remebering hearing it at one point. I forget how it goes, but there is a whole series of little jokes that go with that one. I just forget them all.

    1 - Why can't I remeber jokes when they are told to me?
    2005 - London
    2009 - Toronto
    2010 - Buffalo
    2011 - Toronto 1&2
    2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Cincinnati, St. Louis, Detroit
    2016 - Ft. Lauderdale, Miami, Ottawa, Toronto 1
    2018 - Fenway 1&2
    2022 - Hamilton, Toronto
    2023 - Chicago 1&2
    2024 - Las Vegas 1&2
  • FirstExit
    FirstExit Los Angeles Posts: 973
    BLACK35 wrote:

    Not sure where it came from, I just remebering hearing it at one point. I forget how it goes, but there is a whole series of little jokes that go with that one. I just forget them all.

    1 - Why can't I remeber jokes when they are told to me?

    You probably can't remember them because they're not funny ;)
  • FenwayFaithful
    FenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    When is the follow-up to Backspacer come out? I want an exact date so I can add it to my countdown clock.
    "FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
  • FirstExit
    FirstExit Los Angeles Posts: 973
    FenwayFaithful wrote:
    When is the follow-up to Backspacer come out? I want an exact date so I can add it to my countdown clock.

    That question is beyond my realm of knowledge, but if I had to guess, bout 3.50
  • BLACK35
    BLACK35 Hanover, Ontario Posts: 22,979
    FirstExit wrote:
    BLACK35 wrote:

    Not sure where it came from, I just remebering hearing it at one point. I forget how it goes, but there is a whole series of little jokes that go with that one. I just forget them all.

    1 - Why can't I remeber jokes when they are told to me?

    You probably can't remember them because they're not funny ;)

    I like that answer, I thought it might have been the weed 8-)
    2005 - London
    2009 - Toronto
    2010 - Buffalo
    2011 - Toronto 1&2
    2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Cincinnati, St. Louis, Detroit
    2016 - Ft. Lauderdale, Miami, Ottawa, Toronto 1
    2018 - Fenway 1&2
    2022 - Hamilton, Toronto
    2023 - Chicago 1&2
    2024 - Las Vegas 1&2
  • gregkitefan
    gregkitefan Posts: 1,122
    This is my 500th post.
    It took me seven years to get this far.
    Will I get to 1000 posts?
    38
  • Enkidu
    Enkidu So Cal Posts: 2,996
    I have a grammar question. Which is correct - straight A's? Or straight As?
  • FirstExit
    FirstExit Los Angeles Posts: 973
    gregkitefan wrote:
    This is my 500th post.
    It took me seven years to get this far.
    Will I get to 1000 posts?

    As long as Pearl Jam is around, I'm sure you will!

    I'm honored that you chose my thread for your 500th post.
    Enkidu wrote:
    I have a grammar question. Which is correct - straight A's? Or straight As?

    "Straight A's"
  • FenwayFaithful
    FenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    Hey FirstExit, can Kenny Powers and his mullet still pitch their way back into the major leagues?
    "FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    FirstExit,
    Who would you rather have sex with...Jack Nicholson, or Molly Ringwald? :twisted:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • FirstExit
    FirstExit Los Angeles Posts: 973
    FenwayFaithful wrote:
    Hey FirstExit, can Kenny Powers and his mullet still pitch their way back into the major leagues?

    I will never lose the faith.
    dcfaithful wrote:
    FirstExit,
    Who would you rather have sex with...Jack Nicholson, or Molly Ringwald? :twisted:

    "Sixteen Candles" Molly Ringwald, or now Molly Ringwald?
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    FirstExit wrote:
    "Sixteen Candles" Molly Ringwald, or now Molly Ringwald?

    :lol::lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • FirstExit
    FirstExit Los Angeles Posts: 973
    Well you guys really let this die. Bump.
  • FenwayFaithful
    FenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    Hey FirstExit, what state have you always wanted to visit but never been?
    "FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925

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