ITT: Ask FirstExit Anything

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  • FirstExit
    FirstExit Los Angeles Posts: 973
    FenwayFaithful wrote:
    Hey FirstExit, will I ever win the 10c ticket lottery?

    Yes. You will win the lottery this May, but I do not yet know at which show.


    Results may vary.
  • Jo
    Jo Posts: 2,098
    What is the latest answers to sleep paralisis, the Old Nag and an Incubus?
  • FirstExit
    FirstExit Los Angeles Posts: 973
    Jo wrote:
    What is the latest answers to sleep paralisis, the Old Nag and an Incubus?

    I don't know. I'm pretty sure it depends on have regular sleep pattern, as well as the amount of stress in your life. You could talk about lucid dreams and such, but I've never had one, so I don't know personally.
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    after sex i can desapear with call again..can i call my self magician?
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • FirstExit
    FirstExit Los Angeles Posts: 973
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    after sex i can desapear with call again..can i call my self magician?

    Dimitris, I think you have something else to be concerned about.

    If you can manage 3948 posts (current count as of 3/25/2010 at 1:42:58 EST) by April 30th at 10:59am EST, you will successfully achieve 20,000 posts over the course of 2 years.

    I wish you luck with achieving this goal that I have just set for you.
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    FirstExit wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    after sex i can desapear with call again..can i call my self magician?

    Dimitris, I think you have something else to be concerned about.

    If you can manage 3948 posts (current count as of 3/25/2010 at 1:42:58 EST) by April 30th at 10:59am EST, you will successfully achieve 20,000 posts over the course of 2 years.

    I wish you luck with achieving this goal that I have just set for you.
    im here from 2006,second u blow my mind with numbers and third u didnt answer my question :mrgreen:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • FirstExit
    FirstExit Los Angeles Posts: 973
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    FirstExit wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    after sex i can desapear with call again..can i call my self magician?

    Dimitris, I think you have something else to be concerned about.

    If you can manage 3948 posts (current count as of 3/25/2010 at 1:42:58 EST) by April 30th at 10:59am EST, you will successfully achieve 20,000 posts over the course of 2 years.

    I wish you luck with achieving this goal that I have just set for you.
    im here from 2006,second u blow my mind with numbers and third u didnt answer my question :mrgreen:


    I know, but didn't everyone's post count get reset on the new board? I'm just sayin. 20,000 posts in 2 years will be quite the accomplishment.


    And yes, you are a magician. But you have to call yourself a Sex Magician.

    This is your new title and you are no longer Dimitris.
  • vedderelf
    vedderelf Posts: 100
    is it herpes?
  • Yellow Ledbelly
    Yellow Ledbelly Posts: 3,749
    Firstexit...you're no Negrodamus but you do ok :D

    "Why do white people love wayne brady so much?"
    Because he makes Bryant Gumble look like Malcolm X

    http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/ind ... oId=219427

    Damn I miss Dave
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
  • FirstExit
    FirstExit Los Angeles Posts: 973
    vedderelf wrote:
    is it herpes?

    Pics.
    Yellow Ledbelly wrote:
    Firstexit...you're no Negrodamus but you do ok :D

    "Why do white people love wayne brady so much?"
    Because he makes Bryant Gumble look like Malcolm X

    http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/ind ... oId=219427

    Damn I miss Dave

    Dave was the man. 2nd best show of all time on Comedy Central, 1st being South Park
  • FirstExit
    FirstExit Los Angeles Posts: 973
    Strong bump.
  • FenwayFaithful
    FenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    I'm still having fun with this First Exit. Hope you are too. Okay, back to the questions...

    Hey FirstExit, what are your thoughts on pirated music on the internet?

    Hey FirstExit, David Lee Roth or Sammy Hagar?

    Hey FirstExit, will I ever get back "the one that got away"?
    "FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Do people without arms need deodorant ?
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • FirstExit
    FirstExit Los Angeles Posts: 973
    FenwayFaithful wrote:
    I'm still having fun with this First Exit. Hope you are too. Okay, back to the questions...

    Hey FirstExit, what are your thoughts on pirated music on the internet?

    Hey FirstExit, David Lee Roth or Sammy Hagar?

    Hey FirstExit, will I ever get back "the one that got away"?

    I feel music piracy is wrong. I get most of my music from bootlegs anyway, and when a new album comes out, I buy it.

    David Lee Roth times a million.

    Ask yourself, do you really want the one that got away back?
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Do people without arms need deodorant ?

    They'd have no way of applying it.
  • Claireack
    Claireack Posts: 13,561
    My friends dog is stopping for the weekend. It has the most awful breath, it's been to the dentist, hasn't eaten anything dodgy, so why does it stink so much?

    Also why are rats balls so big in comparison to the size of their body? (have I asked that before?)
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  • Thoughts_Arrive
    Thoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    I love this thread lol
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • Yellow Ledbelly
    Yellow Ledbelly Posts: 3,749
    WHat am I going to do tonight?
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    If you go into the bathroom an American and come out a Russian, what are you in between?
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
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    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • BLACK35
    BLACK35 Hanover, Ontario Posts: 22,979
    Can midgets get pain under the table? :lol:
    2005 - London
    2009 - Toronto
    2010 - Buffalo
    2011 - Toronto 1&2
    2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Cincinnati, St. Louis, Detroit
    2016 - Ft. Lauderdale, Miami, Ottawa, Toronto 1
    2018 - Fenway 1&2
    2022 - Hamilton, Toronto
    2023 - Chicago 1&2
    2024 - Las Vegas 1&2
  • Claireack
    Claireack Posts: 13,561
    Where's my answer? I've been waiting 18 hours :eh:
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