When I rule the world......( add laws if you like )

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  • Mr Rocko
    Mr Rocko Posts: 647
    Disappear the annoying people that follows you all the fucking time in the stores like if you were trying to steal something.
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  • smarchee
    smarchee Windsor, Ontario Posts: 14,539
    if you are holding up a line in a gas station or convenience store while you pick and choose slowly those damn scratch lottery tickets, anyone 5th in line or above gets to kick you in the ass and rip your carefully chosen waste of money in front of you
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  • thesewordselope
    thesewordselope Posts: 781
    Forcing 2 way traffic to be done in 1 lane, so you can park your car in front of the grocery store with your 4-ways on while your passenger runs in for something, will subject your car immediately to a car crushing machine... no excuses :)
  • gearboy
    gearboy Posts: 349
    on your 18th birthday everyone will be sat down and taught "the basics of society" such as tipping in a restaurant, how to operate a motor vehicle, how to act in public, respect, manners in general- the stuff everyone should know. a test will be given and all that fail will be executed. the public will be given the power to enforce "the basics of society"
    IT'S NO CRIME TO ESCAPE!!!!!!!!!
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  • Franny
    Franny Posts: 2,054
    dcfaithful wrote:
    smarchee wrote:
    HeartShapedBox wrote:
    Let the punishment fit the crime when it comes to abusing animals!!!

    I agree, harsher, harsher sentences

    Agreed here as well.

    Per a post in another thread, how about we just subject all sex offenders and child predators to testing and give up animal testing.


    AWESOME!!!!!

    My Law.......mmmmm.......... compulsory and enforced sterilisation for stupid and neglectful people who cannot care for thier children and continue to breed further generations of stupid and neglectful people.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    When i rule the world my laws would be as follows.

    1. Mick Hucknall to be hanged. Twice.

    2. All dogs to be shot unless they provide some worthwhile help to humans. All dog owners who lose their pet will not be entitled to a day off work.

    3. Brussel Sprouts to be made illegal

    4. Tipping will be made illegal, and anyone caught doing so will be forced to give all their money to a charity as punishment for acting like "Richie Rich oh look at me with my money, here have a small tip lowly paid worker".

    5. All buses will be banned. It's not my fault if you are too stupid or poor to be able to drive.

    6. McDonalds will have to pay Scotland £44 billion per day for use of the Mc part of their name, which we copyrighted way before them

    7. Americans will be taught the correct way to spell words such as "colour" and "socialise". Also they will be whipped until they can add the fucking H to the start of the word "herb"

    8. All convicted rapists will be executed via the method of anvil to the face.

    9. Bras are to be banned

    10. All modern art that isnt a genuinely recognisable painting but is instead a collection of shit lying around a garage that some pretentious fuckwit has glued to a piece of plywood will be burned... and the artist will be burned as well. Twice.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Franny
    Franny Posts: 2,054
    dunkman wrote:
    When i rule the world my laws would be as follows.

    1. Mick Hucknall to be hanged. Twice. you really wanna make sure he's gone don't you!! +1

    2. All dogs to be shot unless they provide some worthwhile help to humans. All dog owners who lose their pet will not be entitled to a day off work.

    3. Brussel Sprouts to be made illegal +1

    4. Tipping will be made illegal, and anyone caught doing so will be forced to give all their money to a charity as punishment for acting like "Richie Rich oh look at me with my money, here have a small tip lowly paid worker".

    5. All buses will be banned. It's not my fault if you are too stupid or poor to be able to drive.

    6. McDonalds will have to pay Scotland £44 billion per day for use of the Mc part of their name, which we copyrighted way before them +1...yeah!

    7. Americans will be taught the correct way to spell words such as "colour" and "socialise". Also they will be whipped until they can add the fucking H to the start of the word "herb" +1M....drives me nuts!

    8. All convicted rapists will be executed via the method of anvil to the face.

    9. Bras are to be banned mmm take it you've never had the need to wear one hey!!! LOL

    10. All modern art that isnt a genuinely recognisable painting but is instead a collection of shit lying around a garage that some pretentious fuckwit has glued to a piece of plywood will be burned... and the artist will be burned as well. Twice.
    hehehehehehhe :lol:
  • pandora
    pandora Posts: 21,855
    I love brussel sprouts I guess I'll have to find a dealer ;)
  • thesewordselope
    thesewordselope Posts: 781
    dunkman wrote:
    When i rule the world my laws would be as follows.

    1. Mick Hucknall to be hanged. Twice.

    2. All dogs to be shot unless they provide some worthwhile help to humans. All dog owners who lose their pet will not be entitled to a day off work.

    3. Brussel Sprouts to be made illegal

    4. Tipping will be made illegal, and anyone caught doing so will be forced to give all their money to a charity as punishment for acting like "Richie Rich oh look at me with my money, here have a small tip lowly paid worker".

    5. All buses will be banned. It's not my fault if you are too stupid or poor to be able to drive.

    6. McDonalds will have to pay Scotland £44 billion per day for use of the Mc part of their name, which we copyrighted way before them

    7. Americans will be taught the correct way to spell words such as "colour" and "socialise". Also they will be whipped until they can add the fucking H to the start of the word "herb"

    8. All convicted rapists will be executed via the method of anvil to the face.

    9. Bras are to be banned

    10. All modern art that isnt a genuinely recognisable painting but is instead a collection of shit lying around a garage that some pretentious fuckwit has glued to a piece of plywood will be burned... and the artist will be burned as well. Twice.


    I think #9 should be subjected to a screening process first, braless is not always a good thing :o;):lol:
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    CanadasPearl wrote:
    dunkman wrote:
    When i rule the world my laws would be as follows.

    1. Mick Hucknall to be hanged. Twice.

    2. All dogs to be shot unless they provide some worthwhile help to humans. All dog owners who lose their pet will not be entitled to a day off work.

    3. Brussel Sprouts to be made illegal

    4. Tipping will be made illegal, and anyone caught doing so will be forced to give all their money to a charity as punishment for acting like "Richie Rich oh look at me with my money, here have a small tip lowly paid worker".

    5. All buses will be banned. It's not my fault if you are too stupid or poor to be able to drive.

    6. McDonalds will have to pay Scotland £44 billion per day for use of the Mc part of their name, which we copyrighted way before them

    7. Americans will be taught the correct way to spell words such as "colour" and "socialise". Also they will be whipped until they can add the fucking H to the start of the word "herb"

    8. All convicted rapists will be executed via the method of anvil to the face.

    9. Bras are to be banned

    10. All modern art that isnt a genuinely recognisable painting but is instead a collection of shit lying around a garage that some pretentious fuckwit has glued to a piece of plywood will be burned... and the artist will be burned as well. Twice.


    I think #9 should be subjected to a screening process first, braless is not always a good thing :o;):lol:

    of course!! I will make it my top priority to do the screening myself... obviously in a slightly colder room than normal.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
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  • i_lov_it
    i_lov_it Perth, Western Australia Posts: 4,007
    cdp1223 wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    CanadasPearl wrote:
    When you are grocery shopping, and you are stopping to look at something for more than 30 seconds you must pull your cart over to the side and not block the isle. You would think it would be common sense, but apparently it is not :roll: So, that would be my law :)

    it still amazes me everytime i'm in the supermarket the people that do this and dont realize what a cluster-fuck they're causing. geesh!

    I regularly get in arguments with strangers about this. I also tend to just push buggies out of my way.

    I was about to say the same THING! lol...
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    another law I would bring in is the immediate death of anyone using 'then' instead of 'than'... and vice versa... also the ignorant use of "i could care less" would mean death via being pushed slowly onto the end of my new yacht.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • m0jorisen
    m0jorisen Posts: 516
    shaving your privates while driving
    Had my eyes peeled both wide open, and I got a glimpse
    Of my innocence... got back my inner sense...
  • stardust1976
    stardust1976 Posts: 1,301
    annoying little blonde (or brunette, redhead..whatever), bimbos who've just gotten their licence would be banned from driving around in the fast lane with their prettied up little cars, thereby eliminating the frustration felt by normal drivers who want to get where they are going and don't mind doing a few kms over the speed limit, but are limited to sitting exactly on or below said speed limit, when aforementioned bimbos are too busy trying to be noticed driving to actually drive properly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    In other words, stupid people would be banned from driving on freeways!!!!! Cool rule if you ask me... :roll:
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  • Franny
    Franny Posts: 2,054
    If you use the last of the toilet paper....change the damned toilet roll. I can't stand lazy arses who leave one tiny piece on the roll or take the empty roll and don't replace it. I don't care which direction it's facing, under or over don't care, just replace it!



    And if I'm at the shopping centre with a trolley loaded to the hilt and you walk out of a shop straight in front of me without looking first to see if there was no-one coming, then I have every right to slam into you and you just have to cop it sweet. It's like a friggin road...you don't cross without looking moron!

    Actually while I'm on the shopping centre thing...if you want to have a little social chat...go have a coffee or move to the far side. Don't be a moron and stand right in the middle of where everyone is walking. Not only are you restricted the flo of traffic, but you are making yourself a target for people run into you. Therefore again, I have the right to drive my trolley straight into until the time is that your tiny little brain realises until you move you will continue to sustain injury.
  • Starfall
    Starfall Posts: 548
    These offenses shall be punishable by immediate termination with prejudice:

    1. Driving too slow in the fast lane. GTFO of the way or speed up.
    2. Driving an SUV in city limits. Plus we're laughing because you're compensating for size issues.
    3. Cell phones ringing in a restaurant, movie theater, or other public setting. Need I say more?
    4. Rubbernecking. You see an accident, then you slow down so you cause another one?
    5. Trolling. Be an asshole on the Net, die like one.

    :lol:
    "It's not hard to own something. Or everything. You just have to know that it's yours, and then be willing to let it go." - Neil Gaiman, "Stardust"
  • Jearlpam0925
    Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,610
    People who wear jean shorts, and those who don't put ice in their glass, will be excommunicated.
  • ajedigecko
    ajedigecko \m/deplorable af \m/ Posts: 2,431
    people will be paid an equal amount, regardless of career choice.
    live and let live...unless it violates the pearligious doctrine.
  • Franny
    Franny Posts: 2,054
    tosswads that put bodykits and stupid exhausts on thier hyundais will be burnt at the stake and thier vehicles melted down and used to make reusable shopping bags and water tanks.

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