When I rule the world......( add laws if you like )

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  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    lettinggo wrote:
    Yes, I totally agree with that "no talking with food in your mouth" law. Right On.

    Also, no dogs on chains.

    no kids on leashes
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    lettinggo wrote:
    Yes, I totally agree with that "no talking with food in your mouth" law. Right On.

    Also, no dogs on chains.

    i like your last one... although i think the words 'on' and 'chains' are completely unnecessary at the end there...
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • PearlOfAGirl
    PearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    Make the punishment fit the crime, especially when it comes to children and animal abuse!!!

    Wish you were here...
    ♥~RIP Dad
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    HeartShapedBox wrote:
    Make the punishment fit the crime, especially when it comes to children and animal abuse!!!

    children are abusing animals are they?



    ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mikalina
    mikalina Posts: 7,206
    Every one who works, should get a standard (3) week vacation. - with pay. Everyone should have more family time !! :D
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    the wolf wrote:
    when I’m ruler of the free world, it will be perfectly legal and acceptable , hell even expected of you to punch someone right in the mouth
    if they talk with their mouth full .
    :twisted:

    any other "laws" we could put in place ?
    fantastic :clap:
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  • drivingrl
    drivingrl Posts: 1,448
    PearlOfAGirl wrote:
    Let the punishment fit the crime when it comes to abusing animals!!!

    Agreed!

    When I rule the world, couples will have to first take a test before being allowed to procreate. You don't pass the test, you can't have or raise kids.
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    kevinbeetle: "Yes. When her career washes up and her and Gavin move to Galveston, you will meet her at Hot Topic shopping for a Japanese cheerleader outfit.

    Next!"
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    That fat asses who want to stand on an escalator know that you stand all the way to the right so others can walk up the left. If you're standing on the left you would receive 5 lashes.
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    when i rule the world, (wolf, elephant, rhinoceros, giraffe and many other animals on the list) murderers will be thrown into boiling water then removed and fed to piranha
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Enkidu
    Enkidu So Cal Posts: 2,996
    Franny wrote:
    If you use the last of the toilet paper....change the damned toilet roll. I can't stand lazy arses who leave one tiny piece on the roll or take the empty roll and don't replace it. I don't care which direction it's facing, under or over don't care, just replace it!



    And if I'm at the shopping centre with a trolley loaded to the hilt and you walk out of a shop straight in front of me without looking first to see if there was no-one coming, then I have every right to slam into you and you just have to cop it sweet. It's like a friggin road...you don't cross without looking moron!

    Actually while I'm on the shopping centre thing...if you want to have a little social chat...go have a coffee or move to the far side. Don't be a moron and stand right in the middle of where everyone is walking. Not only are you restricted the flo of traffic, but you are making yourself a target for people run into you. Therefore again, I have the right to drive my trolley straight into until the time is that your tiny little brain realises until you move you will continue to sustain injury.

    I love all these. Because it's exactly the same here in LA. Except we don't say trolley. And I like the expression "cop it sweet."
  • FrankieG
    FrankieG Abingdon MD Posts: 9,100
    I would immediately convert everything to metric and ban the english system
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    The Frecnh are contained in one area and not allowed to leave.
  • pandora
    pandora Posts: 21,855
    not interested in ruling the world but it would be nice if the golden rule was enforced
    along with a bit of to each their own
  • eMMI
    eMMI Posts: 6,262
    dunkman wrote:
    5. All buses will be banned. It's not my fault if you are too stupid or poor to be able to drive.

    You had some good ideas, my dear, but I have a problem with this one. :nono: I'm absolutely not stupid, I'm sure I could master driving a car if I wanted to. But I don't drive, so I take the bus. And the metro. And the tram. Hell, even the train sometimes!

    One reason is because I actually am too poor to learn how to drive. I'm also too poor to buy a feckin' car, not to mention pay for the insurance and all that other crap (summer and winter tyres and what have you). Second reason is that it makes no bloody sense for me to have my own car! Sure, in other cities and towns the public transport is nowhere near as good as it is in Helsinki, but damn it it's good here.

    If I drove and had a car, I would hardly ever drive it in the city. I don't need a car to go to the shops, I don't need a car to go to work/school - actually going by car would be an awful hassle. Finding space to park, paying for parking, driving in the city is awful (not done it myself but have several statements of this).. So piss off with your bus-hating ways! :x ;)

    Also I like taking the bus.

    Or if you take the buses, at least leave the rest of the public transport. :P
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