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When I rule the world......( add laws if you like )

the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
edited April 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
when I’m ruler of the free world, it will be perfectly legal and acceptable , hell even expected of you to punch someone right in the mouth
if they talk with their mouth full .
:twisted:

any other "laws" we could put in place ?
Peace, Love.

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to not question your government is unpatriotic."
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  • he still standshe still stands Posts: 2,835
    "do what thou wilt and hurt no one... shall be the whole of the law"
    Everything not forbidden is compulsory and eveything not compulsory is forbidden. You are free... free to do what the government says you can do.
  • smarcheesmarchee Windsor, Ontario Posts: 14,539
    i like the public humiliation stuff

    if you steal, you need to stand on a street corner with the sandwich board signs

    "I stole sexy lingerie from Victoria Secret store" etc.
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  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    Yes, I totally agree with that "no talking with food in your mouth" law. Right On.

    Also, no dogs on chains.
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • thesewordselopethesewordselope Posts: 781
    When you are grocery shopping, and you are stopping to look at something for more than 30 seconds you must pull your cart over to the side and not block the isle. You would think it would be common sense, but apparently it is not :roll: So, that would be my law :)
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    i get to decide who drives...and i can take the privilege away at any time
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Black Diamond wrote:
    NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    CanadasPearl wrote:
    When you are grocery shopping, and you are stopping to look at something for more than 30 seconds you must pull your cart over to the side and not block the isle. You would think it would be common sense, but apparently it is not :roll: So, that would be my law :)

    it still amazes me everytime i'm in the supermarket the people that do this and dont realize what a cluster-fuck they're causing. geesh!
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  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    Black Diamond wrote:
    NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    :lol::lol::lol:

    Wise words to live by.
  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    CanadasPearl wrote:
    When you are grocery shopping, and you are stopping to look at something for more than 30 seconds you must pull your cart over to the side and not block the isle. You would think it would be common sense, but apparently it is not :roll: So, that would be my law :)

    it still amazes me everytime i'm in the supermarket the people that do this and dont realize what a cluster-fuck they're causing. geesh!

    I regularly get in arguments with strangers about this. I also tend to just push buggies out of my way.
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Black Diamond wrote:
    NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    My girlfriend would vote for this without a doubt.
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    CanadasPearl wrote:
    When you are grocery shopping, and you are stopping to look at something for more than 30 seconds you must pull your cart over to the side and not block the isle. You would think it would be common sense, but apparently it is not :roll: So, that would be my law :)

    it still amazes me everytime i'm in the supermarket the people that do this and dont realize what a cluster-fuck they're causing. geesh!

    and then when they realize you're waiting, they get upset :roll:


    long story short, people suck
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    the government will only be able to collect X% of incocme to carry out the basic .gov functions. if they need more money for something, they either need to cut something or be more efficient.

    and toll roads will be banned.
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  • PearlOfAGirlPearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    Let the punishment fit the crime when it comes to abusing animals!!!

    Wish you were here...
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    In addition to norm's rule about driving...people MUST be certified to function at a four way stop.

    Currently, this is a dead give away as to who is a fucking moron and who isn't. :roll:
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  • thesewordselopethesewordselope Posts: 781
    cdp1223 wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    CanadasPearl wrote:
    When you are grocery shopping, and you are stopping to look at something for more than 30 seconds you must pull your cart over to the side and not block the isle. You would think it would be common sense, but apparently it is not :roll: So, that would be my law :)

    it still amazes me everytime i'm in the supermarket the people that do this and dont realize what a cluster-fuck they're causing. geesh!

    I regularly get in arguments with strangers about this. I also tend to just push buggies out of my way.

    I don't argue...but I have been known to stomp my foot like a child and sigh so I'm heard :oops:

    That usually gets them moving
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Eveyone is given one golden bullet at birth and they can do whatever they want with that bullet. No questions asked. People might think before doing something stupid and pissing someone off.
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    81 wrote:
    and toll roads will be banned.

    After visiting Chicago last summer, I can completely understand why you feel this way...
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  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Eveyone is given one golden bullet at birth and they can do whatever they want with that bullet. No questions asked. People might think before doing something stupid and pissing someone off.
    Man I miss that game...
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  • he still standshe still stands Posts: 2,835
    There will be a maximum of 10 laws. To vote a new one in, you have to pick one to make legal again.
    Everything not forbidden is compulsory and eveything not compulsory is forbidden. You are free... free to do what the government says you can do.
  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    CanadasPearl wrote:

    I don't argue...but I have been known to stomp my foot like a child and sigh so I'm heard :oops:

    That usually gets them moving

    You don't argue because you're Canadian! :lol::lol:
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    HeartShapedBox wrote:
    Let the punishment fit the crime when it comes to abusing animals!!!

    I'd be part of an animal karma patrol. I would enjoy that immensely.
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    dcfaithful wrote:
    In addition to norm's rule about driving...people MUST be certified to function at a four way stop.

    Currently, this is a dead give away as to who is a fucking moron and who isn't. :roll:

    it's all encompassing...you don't know the right of way, you're walking everywhere
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Black Diamond wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Eveyone is given one golden bullet at birth and they can do whatever they want with that bullet. No questions asked. People might think before doing something stupid and pissing someone off.
    Man I miss that game...


    Me too, BD, me too. Sigh....
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  • smarcheesmarchee Windsor, Ontario Posts: 14,539
    HeartShapedBox wrote:
    Let the punishment fit the crime when it comes to abusing animals!!!

    I agree, harsher, harsher sentences
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  • thesewordselopethesewordselope Posts: 781
    cdp1223 wrote:
    CanadasPearl wrote:

    I don't argue...but I have been known to stomp my foot like a child and sigh so I'm heard :oops:

    That usually gets them moving

    You don't argue because you're Canadian! :lol::lol:

    Don't be fooled by me being Canadian, I just pick and choose my battles ;) . That ones just not worth it.
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    smarchee wrote:
    HeartShapedBox wrote:
    Let the punishment fit the crime when it comes to abusing animals!!!

    I agree, harsher, harsher sentences

    Agreed here as well.

    Per a post in another thread, how about we just subject all sex offenders and child predators to testing and give up animal testing.
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    CanadasPearl wrote:
    cdp1223 wrote:
    CanadasPearl wrote:

    I don't argue...but I have been known to stomp my foot like a child and sigh so I'm heard :oops:

    That usually gets them moving

    You don't argue because you're Canadian! :lol::lol:

    Don't be fooled by me being Canadian, I just pick and choose my battles ;) . That ones just not worth it.

    The trick is to pretend like you are equally oblivious and while pretending to not pay attention, just ram your cart into the person's achilles or ankles and then be like, "Oh, I'm sorry, I guess we both need to pay more attention to our surroundings."
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  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    CanadasPearl wrote:
    Don't be fooled by me being Canadian, I just pick and choose my battles ;) . That ones just not worth it.


    Picking your battles.... :eh: I don't think I'm familiar with that technique.... :)
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    People that wear crocs will be stoned to death.
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