When I rule the world......( add laws if you like )

the wolf
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when I’m ruler of the free world, it will be perfectly legal and acceptable , hell even expected of you to punch someone right in the mouth
if they talk with their mouth full .
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any other "laws" we could put in place ?
if they talk with their mouth full .
:twisted:
any other "laws" we could put in place ?
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"do what thou wilt and hurt no one... shall be the whole of the law"Everything not forbidden is compulsory and eveything not compulsory is forbidden. You are free... free to do what the government says you can do.0
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i like the public humiliation stuff
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Yes, I totally agree with that "no talking with food in your mouth" law. Right On.
Also, no dogs on chains.fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
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NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!0
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When you are grocery shopping, and you are stopping to look at something for more than 30 seconds you must pull your cart over to the side and not block the isle. You would think it would be common sense, but apparently it is not :roll: So, that would be my law0
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i get to decide who drives...and i can take the privilege away at any time0
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CanadasPearl wrote:When you are grocery shopping, and you are stopping to look at something for more than 30 seconds you must pull your cart over to the side and not block the isle. You would think it would be common sense, but apparently it is not :roll: So, that would be my law
it still amazes me everytime i'm in the supermarket the people that do this and dont realize what a cluster-fuck they're causing. geesh!Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)0 -
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JonnyPistachio wrote:CanadasPearl wrote:When you are grocery shopping, and you are stopping to look at something for more than 30 seconds you must pull your cart over to the side and not block the isle. You would think it would be common sense, but apparently it is not :roll: So, that would be my law
it still amazes me everytime i'm in the supermarket the people that do this and dont realize what a cluster-fuck they're causing. geesh!
I regularly get in arguments with strangers about this. I also tend to just push buggies out of my way.0 -
Black Diamond wrote:NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My girlfriend would vote for this without a doubt.7/2/06 - Denver, CO
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JonnyPistachio wrote:CanadasPearl wrote:When you are grocery shopping, and you are stopping to look at something for more than 30 seconds you must pull your cart over to the side and not block the isle. You would think it would be common sense, but apparently it is not :roll: So, that would be my law
it still amazes me everytime i'm in the supermarket the people that do this and dont realize what a cluster-fuck they're causing. geesh!
and then when they realize you're waiting, they get upset :roll:
long story short, people suck0 -
81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276the government will only be able to collect X% of incocme to carry out the basic .gov functions. if they need more money for something, they either need to cut something or be more efficient.
and toll roads will be banned.81 is now off the air0 -
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In addition to norm's rule about driving...people MUST be certified to function at a four way stop.
Currently, this is a dead give away as to who is a fucking moron and who isn't. :roll:7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
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cdp1223 wrote:JonnyPistachio wrote:CanadasPearl wrote:When you are grocery shopping, and you are stopping to look at something for more than 30 seconds you must pull your cart over to the side and not block the isle. You would think it would be common sense, but apparently it is not :roll: So, that would be my law
it still amazes me everytime i'm in the supermarket the people that do this and dont realize what a cluster-fuck they're causing. geesh!
I regularly get in arguments with strangers about this. I also tend to just push buggies out of my way.
I don't argue...but I have been known to stomp my foot like a child and sigh so I'm heard :oops:
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81 wrote:and toll roads will be banned.
After visiting Chicago last summer, I can completely understand why you feel this way...7/2/06 - Denver, CO
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eyedclaar wrote:Eveyone is given one golden bullet at birth and they can do whatever they want with that bullet. No questions asked. People might think before doing something stupid and pissing someone off.0
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There will be a maximum of 10 laws. To vote a new one in, you have to pick one to make legal again.Everything not forbidden is compulsory and eveything not compulsory is forbidden. You are free... free to do what the government says you can do.0
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