if you are holding up a line in a gas station or convenience store while you pick and choose slowly those damn scratch lottery tickets, anyone 5th in line or above gets to kick you in the ass and rip your carefully chosen waste of money in front of you
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Forcing 2 way traffic to be done in 1 lane, so you can park your car in front of the grocery store with your 4-ways on while your passenger runs in for something, will subject your car immediately to a car crushing machine... no excuses
on your 18th birthday everyone will be sat down and taught "the basics of society" such as tipping in a restaurant, how to operate a motor vehicle, how to act in public, respect, manners in general- the stuff everyone should know. a test will be given and all that fail will be executed. the public will be given the power to enforce "the basics of society"
Let the punishment fit the crime when it comes to abusing animals!!!
I agree, harsher, harsher sentences
Agreed here as well.
Per a post in another thread, how about we just subject all sex offenders and child predators to testing and give up animal testing.
AWESOME!!!!!
My Law.......mmmmm.......... compulsory and enforced sterilisation for stupid and neglectful people who cannot care for thier children and continue to breed further generations of stupid and neglectful people.
When i rule the world my laws would be as follows.
1. Mick Hucknall to be hanged. Twice.
2. All dogs to be shot unless they provide some worthwhile help to humans. All dog owners who lose their pet will not be entitled to a day off work.
3. Brussel Sprouts to be made illegal
4. Tipping will be made illegal, and anyone caught doing so will be forced to give all their money to a charity as punishment for acting like "Richie Rich oh look at me with my money, here have a small tip lowly paid worker".
5. All buses will be banned. It's not my fault if you are too stupid or poor to be able to drive.
6. McDonalds will have to pay Scotland £44 billion per day for use of the Mc part of their name, which we copyrighted way before them
7. Americans will be taught the correct way to spell words such as "colour" and "socialise". Also they will be whipped until they can add the fucking H to the start of the word "herb"
8. All convicted rapists will be executed via the method of anvil to the face.
9. Bras are to be banned
10. All modern art that isnt a genuinely recognisable painting but is instead a collection of shit lying around a garage that some pretentious fuckwit has glued to a piece of plywood will be burned... and the artist will be burned as well. Twice.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
When i rule the world my laws would be as follows.
1. Mick Hucknall to be hanged. Twice. you really wanna make sure he's gone don't you!! +1
2. All dogs to be shot unless they provide some worthwhile help to humans. All dog owners who lose their pet will not be entitled to a day off work.
3. Brussel Sprouts to be made illegal +1
4. Tipping will be made illegal, and anyone caught doing so will be forced to give all their money to a charity as punishment for acting like "Richie Rich oh look at me with my money, here have a small tip lowly paid worker".
5. All buses will be banned. It's not my fault if you are too stupid or poor to be able to drive.
6. McDonalds will have to pay Scotland £44 billion per day for use of the Mc part of their name, which we copyrighted way before them +1...yeah!
7. Americans will be taught the correct way to spell words such as "colour" and "socialise". Also they will be whipped until they can add the fucking H to the start of the word "herb" +1M....drives me nuts!
8. All convicted rapists will be executed via the method of anvil to the face.
9. Bras are to be banned mmm take it you've never had the need to wear one hey!!! LOL
10. All modern art that isnt a genuinely recognisable painting but is instead a collection of shit lying around a garage that some pretentious fuckwit has glued to a piece of plywood will be burned... and the artist will be burned as well. Twice.
When i rule the world my laws would be as follows.
1. Mick Hucknall to be hanged. Twice.
2. All dogs to be shot unless they provide some worthwhile help to humans. All dog owners who lose their pet will not be entitled to a day off work.
3. Brussel Sprouts to be made illegal
4. Tipping will be made illegal, and anyone caught doing so will be forced to give all their money to a charity as punishment for acting like "Richie Rich oh look at me with my money, here have a small tip lowly paid worker".
5. All buses will be banned. It's not my fault if you are too stupid or poor to be able to drive.
6. McDonalds will have to pay Scotland £44 billion per day for use of the Mc part of their name, which we copyrighted way before them
7. Americans will be taught the correct way to spell words such as "colour" and "socialise". Also they will be whipped until they can add the fucking H to the start of the word "herb"
8. All convicted rapists will be executed via the method of anvil to the face.
9. Bras are to be banned
10. All modern art that isnt a genuinely recognisable painting but is instead a collection of shit lying around a garage that some pretentious fuckwit has glued to a piece of plywood will be burned... and the artist will be burned as well. Twice.
I think #9 should be subjected to a screening process first, braless is not always a good thing
When i rule the world my laws would be as follows.
1. Mick Hucknall to be hanged. Twice.
2. All dogs to be shot unless they provide some worthwhile help to humans. All dog owners who lose their pet will not be entitled to a day off work.
3. Brussel Sprouts to be made illegal
4. Tipping will be made illegal, and anyone caught doing so will be forced to give all their money to a charity as punishment for acting like "Richie Rich oh look at me with my money, here have a small tip lowly paid worker".
5. All buses will be banned. It's not my fault if you are too stupid or poor to be able to drive.
6. McDonalds will have to pay Scotland £44 billion per day for use of the Mc part of their name, which we copyrighted way before them
7. Americans will be taught the correct way to spell words such as "colour" and "socialise". Also they will be whipped until they can add the fucking H to the start of the word "herb"
8. All convicted rapists will be executed via the method of anvil to the face.
9. Bras are to be banned
10. All modern art that isnt a genuinely recognisable painting but is instead a collection of shit lying around a garage that some pretentious fuckwit has glued to a piece of plywood will be burned... and the artist will be burned as well. Twice.
I think #9 should be subjected to a screening process first, braless is not always a good thing
of course!! I will make it my top priority to do the screening myself... obviously in a slightly colder room than normal.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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When you are grocery shopping, and you are stopping to look at something for more than 30 seconds you must pull your cart over to the side and not block the isle. You would think it would be common sense, but apparently it is not :roll: So, that would be my law
it still amazes me everytime i'm in the supermarket the people that do this and dont realize what a cluster-fuck they're causing. geesh!
I regularly get in arguments with strangers about this. I also tend to just push buggies out of my way.
another law I would bring in is the immediate death of anyone using 'then' instead of 'than'... and vice versa... also the ignorant use of "i could care less" would mean death via being pushed slowly onto the end of my new yacht.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
annoying little blonde (or brunette, redhead..whatever), bimbos who've just gotten their licence would be banned from driving around in the fast lane with their prettied up little cars, thereby eliminating the frustration felt by normal drivers who want to get where they are going and don't mind doing a few kms over the speed limit, but are limited to sitting exactly on or below said speed limit, when aforementioned bimbos are too busy trying to be noticed driving to actually drive properly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In other words, stupid people would be banned from driving on freeways!!!!! Cool rule if you ask me... :roll:
If you use the last of the toilet paper....change the damned toilet roll. I can't stand lazy arses who leave one tiny piece on the roll or take the empty roll and don't replace it. I don't care which direction it's facing, under or over don't care, just replace it!
And if I'm at the shopping centre with a trolley loaded to the hilt and you walk out of a shop straight in front of me without looking first to see if there was no-one coming, then I have every right to slam into you and you just have to cop it sweet. It's like a friggin road...you don't cross without looking moron!
Actually while I'm on the shopping centre thing...if you want to have a little social chat...go have a coffee or move to the far side. Don't be a moron and stand right in the middle of where everyone is walking. Not only are you restricted the flo of traffic, but you are making yourself a target for people run into you. Therefore again, I have the right to drive my trolley straight into until the time is that your tiny little brain realises until you move you will continue to sustain injury.
These offenses shall be punishable by immediate termination with prejudice:
1. Driving too slow in the fast lane. GTFO of the way or speed up.
2. Driving an SUV in city limits. Plus we're laughing because you're compensating for size issues.
3. Cell phones ringing in a restaurant, movie theater, or other public setting. Need I say more?
4. Rubbernecking. You see an accident, then you slow down so you cause another one?
5. Trolling. Be an asshole on the Net, die like one.
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tosswads that put bodykits and stupid exhausts on thier hyundais will be burnt at the stake and thier vehicles melted down and used to make reusable shopping bags and water tanks.
Yes, I totally agree with that "no talking with food in your mouth" law. Right On.
Also, no dogs on chains.
i like your last one... although i think the words 'on' and 'chains' are completely unnecessary at the end there...
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Make the punishment fit the crime, especially when it comes to children and animal abuse!!!
children are abusing animals are they?
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
when I’m ruler of the free world, it will be perfectly legal and acceptable , hell even expected of you to punch someone right in the mouth
if they talk with their mouth full .
:twisted:
Let the punishment fit the crime when it comes to abusing animals!!!
Agreed!
When I rule the world, couples will have to first take a test before being allowed to procreate. You don't pass the test, you can't have or raise kids.
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kevinbeetle: "Yes. When her career washes up and her and Gavin move to Galveston, you will meet her at Hot Topic shopping for a Japanese cheerleader outfit.
That fat asses who want to stand on an escalator know that you stand all the way to the right so others can walk up the left. If you're standing on the left you would receive 5 lashes.
when i rule the world, (wolf, elephant, rhinoceros, giraffe and many other animals on the list) murderers will be thrown into boiling water then removed and fed to piranha
If you use the last of the toilet paper....change the damned toilet roll. I can't stand lazy arses who leave one tiny piece on the roll or take the empty roll and don't replace it. I don't care which direction it's facing, under or over don't care, just replace it!
And if I'm at the shopping centre with a trolley loaded to the hilt and you walk out of a shop straight in front of me without looking first to see if there was no-one coming, then I have every right to slam into you and you just have to cop it sweet. It's like a friggin road...you don't cross without looking moron!
Actually while I'm on the shopping centre thing...if you want to have a little social chat...go have a coffee or move to the far side. Don't be a moron and stand right in the middle of where everyone is walking. Not only are you restricted the flo of traffic, but you are making yourself a target for people run into you. Therefore again, I have the right to drive my trolley straight into until the time is that your tiny little brain realises until you move you will continue to sustain injury.
I love all these. Because it's exactly the same here in LA. Except we don't say trolley. And I like the expression "cop it sweet."
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AWESOME!!!!!
My Law.......mmmmm.......... compulsory and enforced sterilisation for stupid and neglectful people who cannot care for thier children and continue to breed further generations of stupid and neglectful people.
1. Mick Hucknall to be hanged. Twice.
2. All dogs to be shot unless they provide some worthwhile help to humans. All dog owners who lose their pet will not be entitled to a day off work.
3. Brussel Sprouts to be made illegal
4. Tipping will be made illegal, and anyone caught doing so will be forced to give all their money to a charity as punishment for acting like "Richie Rich oh look at me with my money, here have a small tip lowly paid worker".
5. All buses will be banned. It's not my fault if you are too stupid or poor to be able to drive.
6. McDonalds will have to pay Scotland £44 billion per day for use of the Mc part of their name, which we copyrighted way before them
7. Americans will be taught the correct way to spell words such as "colour" and "socialise". Also they will be whipped until they can add the fucking H to the start of the word "herb"
8. All convicted rapists will be executed via the method of anvil to the face.
9. Bras are to be banned
10. All modern art that isnt a genuinely recognisable painting but is instead a collection of shit lying around a garage that some pretentious fuckwit has glued to a piece of plywood will be burned... and the artist will be burned as well. Twice.
I think #9 should be subjected to a screening process first, braless is not always a good thing
of course!! I will make it my top priority to do the screening myself... obviously in a slightly colder room than normal.
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I was about to say the same THING! lol...
Of my innocence... got back my inner sense...
In other words, stupid people would be banned from driving on freeways!!!!! Cool rule if you ask me... :roll:
And if I'm at the shopping centre with a trolley loaded to the hilt and you walk out of a shop straight in front of me without looking first to see if there was no-one coming, then I have every right to slam into you and you just have to cop it sweet. It's like a friggin road...you don't cross without looking moron!
Actually while I'm on the shopping centre thing...if you want to have a little social chat...go have a coffee or move to the far side. Don't be a moron and stand right in the middle of where everyone is walking. Not only are you restricted the flo of traffic, but you are making yourself a target for people run into you. Therefore again, I have the right to drive my trolley straight into until the time is that your tiny little brain realises until you move you will continue to sustain injury.
1. Driving too slow in the fast lane. GTFO of the way or speed up.
2. Driving an SUV in city limits. Plus we're laughing because you're compensating for size issues.
3. Cell phones ringing in a restaurant, movie theater, or other public setting. Need I say more?
4. Rubbernecking. You see an accident, then you slow down so you cause another one?
5. Trolling. Be an asshole on the Net, die like one.
no kids on leashes
i like your last one... although i think the words 'on' and 'chains' are completely unnecessary at the end there...
Wish you were here...
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children are abusing animals are they?
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Agreed!
When I rule the world, couples will have to first take a test before being allowed to procreate. You don't pass the test, you can't have or raise kids.
kevinbeetle: "Yes. When her career washes up and her and Gavin move to Galveston, you will meet her at Hot Topic shopping for a Japanese cheerleader outfit.
Next!"
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
I love all these. Because it's exactly the same here in LA. Except we don't say trolley. And I like the expression "cop it sweet."