When I rule the world......( add laws if you like )

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  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    CanadasPearl wrote:
    small town beck wrote:
    People that wear crocs will be stoned to death.

    I have a very sad story which involved me having to wear...Mickey Mouse Croc's in Disney World :o . I had no choice though. It was that or barefoot I swear and they haven't been worn since... but, I have worn out 2 pairs of Birkenstocks and am going on my 3rd...that makes up for it right? ;)

    :o:lol: hahaha awesome.

    Don't you love Birk's?? :)
  • thesewordselope
    thesewordselope Posts: 781
    small town beck wrote:
    CanadasPearl wrote:
    small town beck wrote:
    People that wear crocs will be stoned to death.

    I have a very sad story which involved me having to wear...Mickey Mouse Croc's in Disney World :o . I had no choice though. It was that or barefoot I swear and they haven't been worn since... but, I have worn out 2 pairs of Birkenstocks and am going on my 3rd...that makes up for it right? ;)

    :o:lol: hahaha awesome.

    Don't you love Birk's?? :)

    Yep... wore them everyday with my scrubs (the clog style ones). I love them, so comfy :)
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    CanadasPearl wrote:
    When you are grocery shopping, and you are stopping to look at something for more than 30 seconds you must pull your cart over to the side and not block the isle. You would think it would be common sense, but apparently it is not :roll: So, that would be my law :)

    I think we should all start something new for our traffic jam causing foes...
    when they're not looking (usually ob-fuckin-livious anyways) start putting small random shit in their buggy. They'll be quite confused when they go to check-out and maybe next time, they'll pay more attnetion in the aisles. ;)
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  • thesewordselope
    thesewordselope Posts: 781
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    CanadasPearl wrote:
    When you are grocery shopping, and you are stopping to look at something for more than 30 seconds you must pull your cart over to the side and not block the isle. You would think it would be common sense, but apparently it is not :roll: So, that would be my law :)

    I think we should all start something new for our traffic jam causing foes...
    when they're not looking (usually ob-fuckin-livious anyways) start putting small random shit in their buggy. They'll be quite confused when they go to check-out and maybe next time, they'll pay more attnetion in the aisles. ;)

    :lol: Maybe I will try this next time. But, I'm the type of person that would, without a doubt get caught in the act :roll:
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    small town beck wrote:
    People that wear crocs will be stoned to death.


    It isn't possible to get so stoned you die. Trust me, I've tried almost every day for my entire life.

    Also, and before I admit this, I want y'all to keep in mind that I have an extensive knife and gun collection. Crocs make the best secondary backpacking shoe you can take on a long brutal hike. When backpacking and I have to cross a swollen stream or river, I take off my boots, slip on my ninja black crocs, cross over, shake them for one second and they are dry and then back into the real boots. They also weigh like nothing at all and once you finally drag your sore and tired ass into camp, trust me, taking off the hiking boots and slipping on the crocs is heaven. I call mine combat crocs.

    Now, who wants to get to shot?

    Bear in mind, people wearing those fruity color crocs can be killed. I am fine with that. Forest green or black, that's it!
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  • PearlOfAGirl
    PearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    eyedclaar wrote:
    small town beck wrote:
    People that wear crocs will be stoned to death.


    It isn't possible to get so stoned you die. Trust me, I've tried almost every day for my entire life.

    Also, and before I admit this, I want y'all to keep in mind that I have an extensive knife and gun collection. Crocs make the best secondary backpacking shoe you can take on a long brutal hike. When backpacking and I have to cross a swollen stream or river, I take off my boots, slip on my ninja black crocs, cross over, shake them for one second and they are dry and then back into the real boots. They also weigh like nothing at all and once you finally drag your sore and tired ass into camp, trust me, taking off the hiking boots and slipping on the crocs is heaven. I call mine combat crocs.

    Now, who wants to get to shot?

    Bear in mind, people wearing those fruity color crocs can be killed. I am fine with that. Forest green or black, that's it!
    You CAN get too stoned that you get straight though :shock: :lol:

    Wish you were here...
    ♥~RIP Dad
  • pandora
    pandora Posts: 21,855
    people will say "you're welcome" not "no problem" in response to a "thank you"
    its those little things that make it a nicer world
  • smarchee
    smarchee Windsor, Ontario Posts: 14,539
    people need to take a competency test and then be given a code to enter into the self-scan grocery line
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  • Ms. Wes C.addle
    Ms. Wes C.addle Posts: 2,559
    Men would be kept underground and used for breeding purposed only...

    Ahhhhhhh, what a perfect world
    ;)
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    ms. wes c.addle wrote:
    Men would be kept underground and used for breeding purposed only...

    Ahhhhhhh, what a perfect world
    ;)

    Hey now...when you get sexual desires (ones not meant for breeding), those toys just aren't going to cut it. ;)
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  • Ms. Wes C.addle
    Ms. Wes C.addle Posts: 2,559
    dcfaithful wrote:
    ms. wes c.addle wrote:
    Men would be kept underground and used for breeding purposed only...

    Ahhhhhhh, what a perfect world
    ;)

    Hey now...when you get sexual desires (ones not meant for breeding), those toys just aren't going to cut it. ;)
    Well, of course!
    "Practice makes somewhat perfect."
    But, duct tape would be involved so y'all couldn't speak and ruin everything...
    :D
  • Stone Is God
    Stone Is God Posts: 1,331
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Eveyone is given one golden bullet at birth and they can do whatever they want with that bullet. No questions asked. People might think before doing something stupid and pissing someone off.

    Greatest rule ever.
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • RoughMix
    RoughMix back of a lorry Posts: 385
    Unsolicited telemarketers,who call at inappropriate times.
    Right when you sit down to a nice dinner.

    Banished.
    "They don't give a shit Keith Moon is dead,
    is that exactly what I thought I read."
  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    4 day working weeks as standard.
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • Yellow Ledbelly
    Yellow Ledbelly Posts: 3,749
    It shall be a law that those who purposefully take up two parking spaces to avoid having their precious vehicle dinged or scratched will be waited on at their vehicle and punched in the nose.
    By that time, all four tires shall have been slashed
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
  • the wolf
    the wolf Posts: 7,027
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    4 day working weeks as standard.

    HELL YES !!!
    Peace, Love.

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    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    the wolf wrote:
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    4 day working weeks as standard.

    HELL YES !!!
    Why not 3?
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  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    ms. wes c.addle wrote:
    Men would be kept underground and used for breeding purposed only...

    Ahhhhhhh, what a perfect world
    ;)

    I'd apply for this job with no pay if they hooked up some speakers and gave me a little PJ too. ;)
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    i would start psychedelic funk town.
    i guess i'd be the mayor.

    funkedelic psych town.
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    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
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  • Nothingman54
    Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
    victims families reserve the right to shoot the murder who killed their family member. anyone aborts a baby shall be put to death. flordia will only be used to plant and harvest MY marijauna.
    I'll be back

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