When I rule the world......( add laws if you like )

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  • cdp1223
    cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    CanadasPearl wrote:

    I don't argue...but I have been known to stomp my foot like a child and sigh so I'm heard :oops:

    That usually gets them moving

    You don't argue because you're Canadian! :lol::lol:
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    HeartShapedBox wrote:
    Let the punishment fit the crime when it comes to abusing animals!!!

    I'd be part of an animal karma patrol. I would enjoy that immensely.
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    dcfaithful wrote:
    In addition to norm's rule about driving...people MUST be certified to function at a four way stop.

    Currently, this is a dead give away as to who is a fucking moron and who isn't. :roll:

    it's all encompassing...you don't know the right of way, you're walking everywhere
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Black Diamond wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Eveyone is given one golden bullet at birth and they can do whatever they want with that bullet. No questions asked. People might think before doing something stupid and pissing someone off.
    Man I miss that game...


    Me too, BD, me too. Sigh....
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  • smarchee
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    HeartShapedBox wrote:
    Let the punishment fit the crime when it comes to abusing animals!!!

    I agree, harsher, harsher sentences
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  • thesewordselope
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    cdp1223 wrote:
    CanadasPearl wrote:

    I don't argue...but I have been known to stomp my foot like a child and sigh so I'm heard :oops:

    That usually gets them moving

    You don't argue because you're Canadian! :lol::lol:

    Don't be fooled by me being Canadian, I just pick and choose my battles ;) . That ones just not worth it.
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    smarchee wrote:
    HeartShapedBox wrote:
    Let the punishment fit the crime when it comes to abusing animals!!!

    I agree, harsher, harsher sentences

    Agreed here as well.

    Per a post in another thread, how about we just subject all sex offenders and child predators to testing and give up animal testing.
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  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    CanadasPearl wrote:
    cdp1223 wrote:
    CanadasPearl wrote:

    I don't argue...but I have been known to stomp my foot like a child and sigh so I'm heard :oops:

    That usually gets them moving

    You don't argue because you're Canadian! :lol::lol:

    Don't be fooled by me being Canadian, I just pick and choose my battles ;) . That ones just not worth it.

    The trick is to pretend like you are equally oblivious and while pretending to not pay attention, just ram your cart into the person's achilles or ankles and then be like, "Oh, I'm sorry, I guess we both need to pay more attention to our surroundings."
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  • cdp1223
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    CanadasPearl wrote:
    Don't be fooled by me being Canadian, I just pick and choose my battles ;) . That ones just not worth it.


    Picking your battles.... :eh: I don't think I'm familiar with that technique.... :)
  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    People that wear crocs will be stoned to death.
  • cdp1223
    cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    small town beck wrote:
    People that wear crocs will be stoned to death.

    Requesting special permission to wear crocs for professional cooks? :?
  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    cdp1223 wrote:
    small town beck wrote:
    People that wear crocs will be stoned to death.

    Requesting special permission to wear crocs for professional cooks? :?

    Request denied. :lol:

    They should wear Birkenstocks!!
  • cdp1223
    cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    small town beck wrote:
    cdp1223 wrote:
    small town beck wrote:
    People that wear crocs will be stoned to death.

    Requesting special permission to wear crocs for professional cooks? :?

    Request denied. :lol:

    They should wear Birkenstocks!!

    Speaking from experience, those don't hold up so good to grease! :lol:
  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    cdp1223 wrote:
    Requesting special permission to wear crocs for professional cooks? :?

    Request denied. :lol:

    They should wear Birkenstocks!![/quote]

    Speaking from experience, those don't hold up so good to grease! :lol:[/quote]

    I really hate Crocs...

    :evil:

    but I suppose if they don't leave their work place in them we don't have to stone them...just point and laugh ;)
  • the wolf
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    HeartShapedBox wrote:
    Let the punishment fit the crime when it comes to abusing animals!!!

    I agree 100%
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  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 45,125
    small town beck wrote:
    cdp1223 wrote:
    Requesting special permission to wear crocs for professional cooks? :?

    Request denied. :lol:

    They should wear Birkenstocks!!

    Speaking from experience, those don't hold up so good to grease! :lol:[/quote]

    I really hate Crocs...

    :evil:

    but I suppose if they don't leave their work place in them we don't have to stone them...just point and laugh ;)[/quote]
    Go ahead and point and laugh. These people make your food. Don't be surprised when the special ingredient is a nice big loogie.
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  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    mickeyrat wrote:
    small town beck wrote:
    cdp1223 wrote:
    Requesting special permission to wear crocs for professional cooks? :?

    Request denied. :lol:

    They should wear Birkenstocks!!

    Speaking from experience, those don't hold up so good to grease! :lol:

    I really hate Crocs...

    :evil:

    but I suppose if they don't leave their work place in them we don't have to stone them...just point and laugh ;)[/quote]
    Go ahead and point and laugh. These people make your food. Don't be surprised when the special ingredient is a nice big loogie.[/quote]

    It was a joke and I thought that was obivous?!

    I have had plenty of serving jobs so trust me I respect the staff.

    :)
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    oh and people that once they've paid for whatever they bought must move away from the cashier...if the stand there and organize their shit while other people (me) are waiting to pay, that person must pay for everyone behind them in line
  • thesewordselope
    thesewordselope Posts: 781
    small town beck wrote:
    People that wear crocs will be stoned to death.

    I have a very sad story which involved me having to wear...Mickey Mouse Croc's in Disney World :o . I had no choice though. It was that or barefoot I swear and they haven't been worn since... but, I have worn out 2 pairs of Birkenstocks and am going on my 3rd...that makes up for it right? ;)
  • thesewordselope
    thesewordselope Posts: 781
    norm wrote:
    oh and people that once they've paid for whatever they bought must move away from the cashier...if the stand there and organize their shit while other people (me) are waiting to pay, that person must pay for everyone behind them in line


    That happened to me yesterday...at the grocery store. Even the cashier was rolling his eyes at her. I second this law!

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