2009 Chicago Bears!!!!!!!!

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  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,392
    drtyfrnk29 wrote:
    I think Ron Turner is using a playbook compiled of every 5 yard play he used in the Joe Montana franchise on Sega Genesis. Every play is so generic. If we're gonna run predictable plays can we at least run a slant every time. Doesn't it work for New England week in week out?

    Pace is pretty bad. Don't know if he would be an improvement over Beekman or Omiyale at Guard. Thing is, if the team suggested that, he'd probably request a trade. Kreutz is getting old. He used to be the best Center in the game but I think he's definitely lost a step, or too.

    Dear God, please let us beat the Rams at home.

    I think moving Pace to guard would not help at all. In fact, I think his fat ass would just clog up whatever hole is created. How long did we sign him for?
    You're right about Kreutz. Not only has he lost a step, but he has no push off the line anymore. Guys stand him up pretty easily. He also has no lateral or up-field movement...but that may just be how the line is taught to play...
    Our current guards are worthless when it comes to blocking anyone other than the guy standing directly in front of them...which is also why Cutler has been pounded in the ground so much this year.


    Yeah, the offensive playbook is a joke. I don't think there is a team in the league that runs more worthless plays than the Bears. During the Bears-Eagles game, I had a friend over who's an Eagles fan. He was amazed at my ability to predict the next play the Bears ran. I literally predicted 12 plays in a row.
    Example...
    "Handoff to Forte up the middle"
    "Pass to Forte for a gain of 2"
    "Shotgun, but don't worry it'll be a screen to Hester who will lose 3 on the play"
    PUNT
    ...next series...
    "Handoff to Forte up the middle"
    "Cutler will get sacked despite the 3 step drop"
    "3rd and long. Shotgun, 5 yard post to Olsen over the middle"
    PUNT


    Seriously, they are so f'n predictable.


    If they don't beat the Rams this Sunday, it will be the last game I bother watching this year...
  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    I wish I can say the Bears will lose on purpose for the rest of the year to get a better draft pic, but Ican't (thanks Denver).

    So, they will actually try this week and beat a weak Rams team:

    Bears 16 Rams 6
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,392
    Bears 27
    Rams 14
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Indifference71 wrote:
    I can't believe I'm actually going to be at Soldier Field this weekend for this garbage game. I might have to get blacked out drunk tailgating so I dont remember any of the game.


    i'll take your tickets if you don't want em. :lol:
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  • drtyfrnk29
    drtyfrnk29 Posts: 846
    So it looks like we'll be spared from watching Pace get bull rushed all game. Williams is supposed to start on the left side this week which should bring Kevin Shaeffer into the mix, right? They we're really high on that guy before they signed Molasses Pace.

    Can't get any worse, right?

    CHItheads - 13
    St. Blew It - 10
    I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

  • Indifference71
    Indifference71 Chicago Posts: 14,966
    Oh man this is going to be a brutal game. As bad as the Bears have been, we shouldn't have much trouble with the Rams.

    Bears 24
    Rams 7
  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    drtyfrnk29 wrote:

    CHItheads - 13
    St. Blew It - 10


    8-)
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Indifference71 wrote:
    Oh man this is going to be a brutal game. As bad as the Bears have been, we shouldn't have much trouble with the Rams.

    Bears 24
    Rams 7


    couldn't handle having hte Bears hat up there any more :lol:
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  • CServant
    CServant DCO Posts: 1,182
    Over/Under on Cutler Interceptions: 2.5
    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience." Mark Twain
  • Indifference71
    Indifference71 Chicago Posts: 14,966
    81 wrote:
    Indifference71 wrote:
    Oh man this is going to be a brutal game. As bad as the Bears have been, we shouldn't have much trouble with the Rams.

    Bears 24
    Rams 7


    couldn't handle having hte Bears hat up there any more :lol:


    Haha. Nope. I had to change it to the only real team in Chicago. We gotta get a Blackhawks thread going....
  • QuarterToTen
    QuarterToTen Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 3,655
    Chicago 24
    St. Louis 20

    surely the Bears can pull it together enough to today to defeat the moribund Rams.
    Nice shirt.
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    didn't watch it, didn't listen to it. don't care that they won, because they still suck. :lol:
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  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    I stopped watching after the botched fake field goal.
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,392
    So Charlie Weis stated he is interested in the offensive coordinator position with Chicago.


    Granted, I'm not a huge Charlie Weis fan, but if they can get rid of Ron Turner I'm all for it!!
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 27,982
    Packers 42
    Bears 7

    Bears will take another beating this afternoon......
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • QuarterToTen
    QuarterToTen Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 3,655
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Packers 42
    Bears 7

    Bears will take another beating this afternoon......

    let's hope not, but their reputation precedes them

    Green Bay 31
    Bears 20
    Nice shirt.
  • patrickredeyes
    patrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    FUCK GREEN BAY ;)



    Charles Woodson I predict will take one back today. :)


    At least your kicker is better then ours.....so you have that going for you.
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 27,982
    patrickredeyes wrote:
    FUCK GREEN BAY ;)



    Charles Woodson I predict will take one back today. :)


    At least your kicker is better then ours.....so you have that going for you.
    Watching the Bears this year....

    Is comparable to sticking needles in my fucking eyes.....
    Needles that have been dipped in hot tar........

    They just suck...

    Jay Cutler is shit
    The offense line is shit
    The defensive line is shit
    The defensive backs are shit
    Our receivers are shit
    Our running game is shit
    Our passing game is shit

    But you are correct....Our kicker ROCKS!!!!
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • patrickredeyes
    patrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Packers 42
    Bears 7

    Bears will take another beating this afternoon......



    :D
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 27,982
    This team is beyond fucking pathetic....

    The first quarter of this game is vintage Bears......

    Penalties
    Give up a big play
    Cutler interception
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....

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