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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard has been known to snort Canadian nickels - he believes in their restorative properties, and feels that it isnt a bad party trick to prove the elasticity of his nostrils.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard recommends that you use a small, firm bottle brush and a pint of turpentine to get rid of any genital warts.


    it doesn't help at all but MAN what a sweeeeeet burn, baby.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone likes the way your ears look...hey you - hey YOU...that guy, no not you the one in the red shirt, right next to that guy...HEY! you...dude, dude the dude what is that...one..two...three...four -Four rows back next to that blonde...hey YOU...yeah...you...your ears look tasty, man.

    wow...chomp...tasty.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    The last time Stone cried this much, Pongo didn't think he would ever find all of the puppies.


    of course, Stone thought that Pongo was going to serve the puppies in a delicious gravy.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard is clipping his toenails RIGHT now...and awwww man gross!!!


    he just ate the baby toe nail...just to see what it tasted like...

    surprisingly it kinda tasted like dried carrot to Stone.



    and now he is pretty damned sure that if given the opportunity - the other band members would devour him.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard wants a new baby kitten - but his gramma said no...

    like it was his fault...I mean, Mr. Kittietinklekins looked like he LIKED swimming!
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard is like "what the hell, bitches??? it takes a lot to make me wanna get off the couch! jeeesh...tourin' be hard biniz"
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  • Snake
    Snake Posts: 2,605
    Stone gossard... has taken any creativity I have for this thread...... Damn lol
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • kh65
    kh65 Posts: 946
    Stone invented the wheel & fire.
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

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  • electronblue
    electronblue Posts: 3,502
    :)
    ********************************
    "Forgive every being,
    the bad feelings 
    it's just me"


  • Snake
    Snake Posts: 2,605
    Stone Gossard wrote the programming script that made this message board possible :)




    He also designed the color scheme...
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • merlin2600
    merlin2600 Posts: 63
    Stone Gossard always sets the toast setting to medium, he likes it toasty, but not burned.
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Stone Gossard is Bob Dylan's illegitimate son. Stone's mother was Rainy Day Woman #42.
    I love to turn you on
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    in between each of Stone's toes is designated sacred land and shoe salesmen need a permit from god just talk to him.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Stone's lungs are so comforting that the oxygen molecules inside have built a 16 bedroom mansion complete with a gold-plated swimming pool.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Stryker
    Stryker Upstate, NY Posts: 585
    Stone Gossard doesn't play the guitar. He is the guitar.
  • kh65
    kh65 Posts: 946
    Stryker420 wrote:
    Stone Gossard doesn't play the guitar. He is the guitar.

    Dude, wrong post that is Mike.
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • kh65
    kh65 Posts: 946
    Stone's skin color used to be brown, because he is "the shit". Then he got the same disease as Michael Jackson and turned white.
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • kh65
    kh65 Posts: 946
    glasshouse wrote:
    Stone Gossard has the biggest cock in rock 'n roll, this makes him shy.
    You would think it would make him a dick. Obviously it hasn't.
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • kh65
    kh65 Posts: 946
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    Stone Gossard knows he didn't invent the internet. It's what makes him smarter than Al Gore.
    Stone has told Al Gore to "shut your mouth" because it is the cause of "global warming".
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee

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