Stone Gossard...

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  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    The Force flows within Stone Gossard.
    I love to turn you on
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    A fortune cookie once told Stone Gossard he would someday invent something great. The next day, he formed Pearl Jam.
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  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Stone Gossard knows he didn't invent the internet. It's what makes him smarter than Al Gore.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard is personally responsible for every military coup in the southern section of Italy from 1857-1956.

    He would like to apologize for any inconvenience...but dammit if he doesn't like epaulets, and an Italian accent.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    There is no high tide or low tide when Stone Gossard sails the seas. That's why he's always on an 'even keel'.

    Get it? HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!

    Even keel!!!

    MUAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

    (falls off chair)

    (still rolling on floor...)

    Even Keel!!!!!

    hahahahahahahah
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  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Stone's first baby toy was the Stickman.
    I love to turn you on
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Stone Gossard doesn't need a fan to cool off. He moves through the air creating his own cool breeze.
    I love to turn you on
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard has a fear of bunnies.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Snake
    Snake Posts: 2,605
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Stone Gossard calls his winkle dinkle 'Snake the awesome' after the board member... of course.
    Thanks for that :p lol

    What an honor! ...I guess
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • Snake
    Snake Posts: 2,605
    Stone Gossard was once asked to be the prime minister of his own country.
    He later Named it Seattle and became part of the USA.
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stones daily mantra is Kill'em with kindness. So far he has 14 kills from smiling, 37 kills from random hugs, and a whopping 249 kills from his wink/click of the tongue while pointing his index finger at you combo.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Snake
    Snake Posts: 2,605
    Stone is an accomplished writer... He writes usually under the pseudonym Mark Twain.
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard was addicted to Cap'n Crunch in the early 80's...it got so bad that he was giving hand jobs to sailors if they bought him a snack baggie of crunch berries.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard still believes that ziplock 'fresh seal" bags are the work of the devil.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    In the 1970s-80s, Stone Gossard wrote the music for 10 School House Rock classics. He also sung harmony vocals on 'Lolly Lolly Lolly get yer adverbs here'.
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  • TWHolt
    TWHolt Moncton, NB Posts: 408
    Stone Gossard keeps evil doers at bay with rainbows shot from his stomach....
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  • shell bell
    shell bell Posts: 337
    Stone Gossard needs to sleep on 500 count thread sheets (he counts the threads just to make sure every night)
    when you get confused just listen to the music play........

    "You damn well can't lick the system,but you can sure give it a good fondeling."-sleazy estate man(Hugh Laurie on A bit of Fry and Laurie)

    "Judas Priest on a two stroke moped!"(Stephen Fry)
  • glasshouse
    glasshouse Posts: 1,762
    Stone Gossard has the biggest cock in rock 'n roll, this makes him shy.
    Athens, Greece: 2006/09/30

    "Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick
  • rhcpjam1029
    rhcpjam1029 Posts: 1,982
    mookie_in_eugene wrote:
    Stone helped an elderly woman cross the street. He then hugged her and said, "I'm in Pearl Jam, friend".

    haha i remember this one. this was my favorite quote about stone gossard.
    Beavis: All my friends are brown and red? What does that mean?
    Butthead: It means that his friends are like turds and that they like suck.
    Beavis: Heh heh. Oh yeah. Yeah! Get those spoons out of my face before I shove them up your butt!
    Butthead: Huh huh.
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Stone Gossard is the Wind Beneath Bette Midler's Wings.
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