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The Force flows within Stone Gossard.I love to turn you on0
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A fortune cookie once told Stone Gossard he would someday invent something great. The next day, he formed Pearl Jam.I love to turn you on0
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Stone Gossard knows he didn't invent the internet. It's what makes him smarter than Al Gore.I love to turn you on0
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Stone Gossard is personally responsible for every military coup in the southern section of Italy from 1857-1956.
He would like to apologize for any inconvenience...but dammit if he doesn't like epaulets, and an Italian accent.IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.0 -
Steve Dunne wrote:There is no high tide or low tide when Stone Gossard sails the seas. That's why he's always on an 'even keel'.
Get it? HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!
Even keel!!!
MUAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
(falls off chair)
(still rolling on floor...)
Even Keel!!!!!
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Stone's first baby toy was the Stickman.I love to turn you on0
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Stone Gossard doesn't need a fan to cool off. He moves through the air creating his own cool breeze.I love to turn you on0
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Stone Gossard has a fear of bunnies.IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.0
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MattCameronKicksButt wrote:Stone Gossard calls his winkle dinkle 'Snake the awesome' after the board member... of course.
lol
What an honor! ...I guessPirates had democracy too.
"Its a secret to everybody."0 -
Stone Gossard was once asked to be the prime minister of his own country.
He later Named it Seattle and became part of the USA.Pirates had democracy too.
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Stones daily mantra is Kill'em with kindness. So far he has 14 kills from smiling, 37 kills from random hugs, and a whopping 249 kills from his wink/click of the tongue while pointing his index finger at you combo."The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
Stone is an accomplished writer... He writes usually under the pseudonym Mark Twain.Pirates had democracy too.
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Stone Gossard was addicted to Cap'n Crunch in the early 80's...it got so bad that he was giving hand jobs to sailors if they bought him a snack baggie of crunch berries.IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.0
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Stone Gossard still believes that ziplock 'fresh seal" bags are the work of the devil.IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.0
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In the 1970s-80s, Stone Gossard wrote the music for 10 School House Rock classics. He also sung harmony vocals on 'Lolly Lolly Lolly get yer adverbs here'.I love to turn you on0
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Stone Gossard keeps evil doers at bay with rainbows shot from his stomach....|Montreal 03|Halifax 05|St. John's 1 05|St. John's 2 05|Toronto 1 06|Toronto 2 06|NYC 1 08|NYC 2 08|Toronto 09|Hartford 10|Boston 10|Newark 10|NYC 1 10|NYC 2 10|Alpine Valley 1 11|Alpine Valley 2 11|Montreal 11|Hartford 13|Ottawa 16|Chicago 1 16|Chicago 2 16|Boston 1 18|Quebec City 22|Ottawa 22|Boston 1 24|Boston 2 24|0
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Stone Gossard needs to sleep on 500 count thread sheets (he counts the threads just to make sure every night)when you get confused just listen to the music play........
"You damn well can't lick the system,but you can sure give it a good fondeling."-sleazy estate man(Hugh Laurie on A bit of Fry and Laurie)
"Judas Priest on a two stroke moped!"(Stephen Fry)0 -
Stone Gossard has the biggest cock in rock 'n roll, this makes him shy.Athens, Greece: 2006/09/30
"Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick0 -
mookie_in_eugene wrote:Stone helped an elderly woman cross the street. He then hugged her and said, "I'm in Pearl Jam, friend".
haha i remember this one. this was my favorite quote about stone gossard.Beavis: All my friends are brown and red? What does that mean?
Butthead: It means that his friends are like turds and that they like suck.
Beavis: Heh heh. Oh yeah. Yeah! Get those spoons out of my face before I shove them up your butt!
Butthead: Huh huh.0 -
Stone Gossard is the Wind Beneath Bette Midler's Wings.I love to turn you on0
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