A teacher in my school shit himself today. LMFAO.

Jeremys Spoken
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edited November 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
'Tis true. My friend told me 2nd period it started to smell in the room, teacher left, a few minutes later the sub arrived, the teacher came back to get his things... 20 mins later he has a new pair of pants on. I would have NEVER came back to the class.


hahahaha.


ok im done.
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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Yeah, colitis is hysterical.
    Glad you find someone else's disease funny.
    This thread disgusts me.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • mnicole22
    mnicole22 Posts: 417
    Sorry, I don't thinks thats funny either....maybe when I was 15.
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  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    Probably some kind of medical condition that makes one shit their pants... not all that funny.
  • Jeremys Spoken
    Jeremys Spoken Posts: 7,578
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Yeah, colitis is hysterical.
    Glad you find someone else's disease funny.
    This thread disgusts me.
    what r u kidding me??? how do u know he has it? it couldnt be that he farted and it came out?
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  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,093
    Uggh. Poor guy. It is gonna be hard to live this down and I don't find it very funny either .

    Hits close to home by hubby being a HS teacher--you gotta watch EVERYTHING--kids are ruthless I tell ya.
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • Jeremys Spoken
    Jeremys Spoken Posts: 7,578
    oh please everyone lighten up. I MEAN SERIOUSLY.
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  • Red Burrito
    Red Burrito Posts: 484
    Jeremy's Spoken wrote:
    what r u kidding me??? how do u know he has it? it couldnt be that he farted and it came out?

    Do you mean a Shart?
    the sorrow grows bigger, when the sorrow's denied
  • Jeremys Spoken
    Jeremys Spoken Posts: 7,578
    Red Burrito wrote:
    Do you mean a Shart?
    Yes.
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  • The Champ
    The Champ Posts: 4,063
    What a stinker of a thread, no pun intended ;): http://www.simhq.com/_air2/images/air_029a_002.jpg
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • SVRDhand13
    SVRDhand13 Posts: 27,020
    Don't worry JS I think this is f'ing hilarious. A couple years back a kid in my class shit his pants and it was the best day ever!
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Jeremy's Spoken wrote:
    oh please everyone lighten up. I MEAN SERIOUSLY.


    ya know i'd pass off your ignorance due to your youth but even back when i was your age i don't think i'd find this funny
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    cutback wrote:
    ya know i'd pass off your ignorance due to your youth but even back when i was your age i don't think i'd find this funny
    And you find almost everything funny. :p
    I find stupid people funny.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Jeremys Spoken
    Jeremys Spoken Posts: 7,578
    cutback wrote:
    ya know i'd pass off your ignorance due to your youth but even back when i was your age i don't think i'd find this funny
    the "say hi to your mother for me" is pretty ironic I think.
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  • hopethatuchoke
    hopethatuchoke Posts: 2,927
    Another another classic post from Jeremy's Spoken.
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    TrixieCat wrote:
    And you find almost everything funny. :p
    I find stupid people funny.

    Did you just call Cutback stupid? C'mon now, I thought we were coming to the rescue of those being picked on...
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  • patrickredeyes
    patrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    Couple more threads like this and they might shut this area down for a while.

    It's happened before.
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Jeremy's Spoken wrote:
    the "say hi to your mother for me" is pretty ironic I think.

    That part he's serious about. For real, go ask your mom.
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Jeremy's Spoken wrote:
    the "say hi to your mother for me" is pretty ironic I think.


    and i blame alanis for people not knowing what ironic means
  • Jeremys Spoken
    Jeremys Spoken Posts: 7,578
    cutback wrote:
    and i blame alanis for people not knowing what ironic means
    Um no. You're forgiving me because Im young, and still "immature" u have that in your sig.
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  • pjoasisrule
    pjoasisrule Posts: 3,412
    Jeremy's Spoken wrote:
    oh please everyone lighten up. I MEAN SERIOUSLY.

    No kidding, you can never post a funny story on here like that without a whole bunch of people getting really upset about it..........its one of my pet peeves with this forum
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