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  • pjoasisrulepjoasisrule Posts: 3,412
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    I did laugh in his face... a few of us got detention... his gran called to my house and talked to my parents. I did actually realise that it was wrong. This guy WAS simple. I don't know if he's been diagnosed with anything but he wasn't quite up to speed with the rest of us :( nice guy though. But it's one of the things from school that will always stick with me

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  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    I'm no Sherlock, but the fact he had a spare pair of trousers to put on him suggests to me that he was prepared for such an event. Ergo, he must have had a complaint of some sort. The fact that he was man enough to face a classroom of sniggering brats right away and to be professional and confident enough to continue in his job - where others might have sought sick-leave for whatever reason, including embarrassment - should have knocked smirks from a few faces.
  • Jeremys SpokenJeremys Spoken Posts: 7,578
    pjoasisrule wrote:
    Ever see Billy Madison when Billy calls the guy to apologize for torturing him in school? I would do that if I was you.
    "Im glad I called THAT guy."
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  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    pjoasisrule wrote:
    Ever see Billy Madison when Billy calls the guy to apologize for torturing him in school? I would do that if I was you.
    :p
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  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    pjoasisrule wrote:
    Ever see Billy Madison when Billy calls the guy to apologize for torturing him in school? I would do that if I was you.
    i don't know where he is or what happened to him... but he's the kinda guy that i'm sure he forgave everyone throughout the years :o seemed to always be oblivious to it. That was the ONE time I slagged him... but I WAS sitting beside him in class and my natural reaction to everything is to laugh. Not much of an excuse!
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  • jervin007jervin007 Posts: 3,182
    Ouch, that sucks. I feel bad for the teacher, it is going to be tough to live that one down.
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  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    when i was maybe 9, one of my classmates shat himself... i thought it was really funny... and I still regret that to this day :(

    Same here.

    Kid in primary school had some form of disease (to which all of us kids were ignorant - maybe like some in this thread!!!!!). He used to do this at least twice a week and the poor guy got so ridiculed it was not funny.

    Early high school he topped himself and some of the guilt that became evident in others was incredible.

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  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    DonJon wrote:
    Same here.

    Kid in primary school had some form of disease (to which all of us kids were ignorant - maybe like some in this thread!!!!!). He used to do this at least twice a week and the poor guy got so ridiculed it was not funny.

    Early high school he topped himself and some of the guilt that became evident in others was incredible.

    Dont hassle what you dont know.
    :( oh no! Thinking back, this guy's dad had killed himself when he was a kid... so it's not so improbable to think he coulda done the same :(
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  • GraySaturdayGraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    Sometimes l really question wanting to be a teacher :eek:
  • angie76angie76 Posts: 646
    That must of been embarrassing for him. :(
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  • comebackwomancomebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    yellowled24 wrote:
    I pee'd my pants in Grade 2, i was bout 7 ....

    My teacher wouldnt listen to me when I was trying to tell her I needed to go to the toilet, she was with another student...anyway, I wentback to my seat, and it was one of those old plastic chairs, and I wee'd everywhere.

    I cant remember if my teacher came over or if I went and told her what happened, but then she took me to the toilet and made me sit on it...I was like "WTF? I just pissed everywhere and NOW youre sitting me on the toilet???"

    You can laugh if you want, its pretty funny :D
    I think you were in my class :eek: :p A girl wet her pants when I was in 2nd grade. I can't remember if anyone laughed...I'm sure they did. I still remember her looking MORTIFIED. I felt so bad for her. I think the teacher reprimanded her :eek: :mad:

    I thought the scene in the sex & the city movie where charlotte shit her pants was hysterical - mostly cause she spent the whole trip avoiding drinking the water so she wouldn'tget sick. In real life...probably not so funny.
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  • mdigenakismdigenakis Posts: 1,337
    Tell me why i read "shot himself" and not "shit himself".
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  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 40,480
    mdigenakis wrote:
    Tell me why i read "shot himself" and not "shit himself".
    because JEREMY SPOKEN and in class today. Neat little mind trick.
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  • mdigenakismdigenakis Posts: 1,337
    mickeyrat wrote:
    because JEREMY SPOKEN and in class today. Neat little mind trick.
    Hopefully Jeremy never speaks in my class!
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  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    cutback wrote:
    i'm really confused now....if this is the future of this country we're doomed....even more so than we are now ;):)


    Isn't OBAMA going to save us all from being doomed? :confused:
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  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    SVRDhand13 wrote:
    Now that teacher can never act like his shit don't stink.


    hehehehe


    good one
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  • Cocaine_NosejobCocaine_Nosejob Posts: 1,744
    "You ain't cool...unless...you pee your pants."

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  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    comebackgirl wrote:
    I think you were in my class :eek: :p A girl wet her pants when I was in 2nd grade. I can't remember if anyone laughed...I'm sure they did. I still remember her looking MORTIFIED. I felt so bad for her. I think the teacher reprimanded her :eek: :mad:

    I thought the scene in the sex & the city movie where charlotte shit her pants was hysterical - mostly cause she spent the whole trip avoiding drinking the water so she wouldn'tget sick. In real life...probably not so funny.
    What school did you go to???

    *wrings hands, shakes and almost vomits*
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  • suns rivalsuns rival Posts: 15,926
    teacher: class, we have no class today coz i pooped in my pants...:D
    scratching my butt...
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    me rascando pompis...
    krap mijn reet...
    boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
    bahrosh teezy...
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    He drew mud?
  • rival.rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    he called the shit, poo!
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    Reminds me of this movie:
    http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2215/2340254277_60528c378d.jpg?v=0
  • meisteredermeistereder Posts: 1,577
    cutback wrote:
    years ago i was working in an office and it was friday, end of the day and it had been a long week....one of my coworkers jumps up on his desk and proceeds to let out a massive fart....however, it wasn't exactly "all gas".....i've never seen a guy run so fast holding his ass :D

    now that was funny :D


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  • meisteredermeistereder Posts: 1,577
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    when i was maybe 9, one of my classmates shat himself... i thought it was really funny... and I still regret that to this day :(


    When I was in 7th grade, a guy crapped his pants and the smell made me vomit. True story.
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  • Cocaine_NosejobCocaine_Nosejob Posts: 1,744
    "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast."

    "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    meistereder wrote:
    When I was in 7th grade, a guy crapped his pants and the smell made me vomit. True story.
    kinda like a vicious cycle isnt it?
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    meistereder wrote:
    That's called gambling and losing.


    oh and he knew it :D
  • comebackwomancomebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    yellowled24 wrote:
    What school did you go to???

    *wrings hands, shakes and almost vomits*
    somewhere in western australia :eek: :p
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    Cocaine_Nosejob wrote:
    "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast."

    "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"

    OMFG!!! i just laughed so much i couldnt even repeat this to my daughter. didnt help that i just popped a piece of dark chocolate into my mouth. :D
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  • Cocaine_NosejobCocaine_Nosejob Posts: 1,744
    catefrances wrote:
    adam sandler is like shakespeare for the xbox generation.

    !!!! :D

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