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  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Jeremy's Spoken wrote:
    no, dont u see??? ITS ALL SERIOUS BUSINESS on Pearl Jam.com
    Don't get all dramatic.
    You were insensitive.
    Get over it.
    If you don't want to hear the opinions of others, then you are in the wrong place.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • SVRDhand13SVRDhand13 Posts: 26,439
    pjoasisrule wrote:
    Shit happens

    Now that teacher can never act like his shit don't stink.
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  • Jeremys SpokenJeremys Spoken Posts: 7,578
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Don't get all dramatic.
    You were insensitive.
    Get over it.
    If you don't want to hear the opinions of others, then you are in the wrong place.
    So if you don't want to hear that I think it's funny.......
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  • pjoasisrulepjoasisrule Posts: 3,412
    SVRDhand13 wrote:
    Now that teacher can never act like his shit don't stink.


    LMAO
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    Summerfest 2006

    "Why would they come to our concert just to boo us?" -Lisa Simpson
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    josevolution wrote:
    really people get over your selves i don't see how this is offensive i'm not saying it's drop dead funny but still the kid is stating something that happened in class ....

    i'm not offended...i just don't find much humor in this case....for all we know, the teacher could have a medical condition....maybe he's just sick right now....like trixie said, i'll laugh at a lot of things...things people would probably find offensive....this just ain't funny :)
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Jeremy's Spoken wrote:
    So if you don't want to hear that I think it's funny.......
    ???
    And he is a cool teacher and no one cares, etc.
    And yet you say you would never return to the class.
    lol
    Which is it?
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Jeremys SpokenJeremys Spoken Posts: 7,578
    TrixieCat wrote:
    ???
    And he is a cool teacher and no one cares, etc.
    And yet you say you would never return to the class.
    lol
    Which is it?
    RETURN TO THE CLASS, and have them noticed that something DID happen. Just lie the next day, and say he had to throw up.
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  • pjoasisrulepjoasisrule Posts: 3,412
    TrixieCat wrote:
    ???
    And he is a cool teacher and no one cares, etc.
    And yet you say you would never return to the class.
    lol
    Which is it?

    He will get a few weeks of ridicule but things will blow over.......unless of course he is Homer Simpson
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    Summerfest 2006

    "Why would they come to our concert just to boo us?" -Lisa Simpson
  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    It's all fun and games until someone shits their pants.
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    pjoasisrule wrote:
    He will get a few weeks of ridicule but things will blow over.......unless of course he is Homer Simpson
    d'oh
    poor homer
    don't you feel sorry for homer sometimes?
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • SVRDhand13SVRDhand13 Posts: 26,439
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    It's all fun and games until someone shits their pants.
    Okay this thread is literally making me laugh out loud. Either it was a longer day than I thought or I'm extremely immature.
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  • pjoasisrulepjoasisrule Posts: 3,412
    TrixieCat wrote:
    d'oh
    poor homer
    don't you feel sorry for homer sometimes?

    Not anymore, they turned him into a heartless asshole........ah, if only we could return to the first 12 or so seasons of the show
    Alpine Valley 2000
    Summerfest 2006

    "Why would they come to our concert just to boo us?" -Lisa Simpson
  • pjoasisrulepjoasisrule Posts: 3,412
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    It's all fun and games until someone shits their pants.

    LMAO
    Alpine Valley 2000
    Summerfest 2006

    "Why would they come to our concert just to boo us?" -Lisa Simpson
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    years ago i was working in an office and it was friday, end of the day and it had been a long week....one of my coworkers jumps up on his desk and proceeds to let out a massive fart....however, it wasn't exactly "all gas".....i've never seen a guy run so fast holding his ass :D

    now that was funny :D
  • SVRDhand13SVRDhand13 Posts: 26,439
    cutback wrote:
    ya know i'd pass off your ignorance due to your youth but even back when i was your age i don't think i'd find this funny
    so farting is funny but shitting isn't?
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  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    You really should have posted this in the Moving Train.....it's all gloom and doom over there. They could've used it.
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    SVRDhand13 wrote:
    so farting is funny but shitting isn't?

    nope...he brought it on himself by forcing it...the teacher, well i can't speak for him
  • SVRDhand13SVRDhand13 Posts: 26,439
    cutback wrote:
    nope...he brought it on himself by forcing it...the teacher, well i can't speak for him
    Oh I see.

    I'm just a horrible person and can't distinguish the two :).
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  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    Maybe he tried the Master Cleanse?
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    so, the moral of this story - if you force a fart out and shit your pants, then its funny.

    But if you accidently poo your pants then its not. I get that.

    I still find farts extremely funny, and im 26 :o
    LOL @ the Moving Train comment---so true! :D
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  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    wow, im 16 and i dont think thats funny at all. seriously? once a new yoker always a new yorker :rolleyes:
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    Once I get out of this town


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  • SVRDhand13SVRDhand13 Posts: 26,439
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    wow, im 16 and i dont think thats funny at all. seriously? once a new yoker always a new yorker :rolleyes:
    Don't be jealous that you're not a resident of the greatest city in the world. So typical for someone to talk trash about NY unprovoked.
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  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    SVRDhand13 wrote:
    Don't worry JS I think this is f'ing hilarious. A couple years back a kid in my class shit his pants and it was the best day ever!
    when i was maybe 9, one of my classmates shat himself... i thought it was really funny... and I still regret that to this day :(
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  • Jeremys SpokenJeremys Spoken Posts: 7,578
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    wow, im 16 and i dont think thats funny at all. seriously? once a new yoker always a new yorker :rolleyes:
    Once a New Yorker always a New Yorker.

    Damn right.

    It could be worse, I could be from Philly. Or Boston.
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  • SVRDhand13SVRDhand13 Posts: 26,439
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    when i was maybe 9, one of my classmates shat himself... i thought it was really funny... and I still regret that to this day :(
    This might sound terrible but I wouldn't laugh in their face, but I'd laugh to myself later. And that person was 9, they had to get over it. I had embarrassing stuff happen to me when I was young and lightened up and got over it fast.
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  • pjoasisrulepjoasisrule Posts: 3,412
    SVRDhand13 wrote:
    This might sound terrible but I wouldn't laugh in their face, but I'd laugh to myself later. And that person was 9, they had to get over it. I had embarrassing stuff happen to me when I was young and lightened up and got over it fast.

    My guess it that kid is now in a mental institution
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    "Why would they come to our concert just to boo us?" -Lisa Simpson
  • iluvcatsiluvcats Posts: 5,153
    I don't think it's funny b/c it sounds like he has a medical problem.
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  • Hitch-HikerHitch-Hiker Posts: 2,873
    I didn't read everything, but I found it funny :D Recently a friend of mine sharted, and it hilarious. He took it in good fun too. People need to lighten up a bit.
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  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    I pee'd my pants in Grade 2, i was bout 7 ....

    My teacher wouldnt listen to me when I was trying to tell her I needed to go to the toilet, she was with another student...anyway, I wentback to my seat, and it was one of those old plastic chairs, and I wee'd everywhere.

    I cant remember if my teacher came over or if I went and told her what happened, but then she took me to the toilet and made me sit on it...I was like "WTF? I just pissed everywhere and NOW youre sitting me on the toilet???"

    You can laugh if you want, its pretty funny :D:D:D
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  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    SVRDhand13 wrote:
    This might sound terrible but I wouldn't laugh in their face, but I'd laugh to myself later. And that person was 9, they had to get over it. I had embarrassing stuff happen to me when I was young and lightened up and got over it fast.
    I did laugh in his face... a few of us got detention... his gran called to my house and talked to my parents. I did actually realise that it was wrong. This guy WAS simple. I don't know if he's been diagnosed with anything but he wasn't quite up to speed with the rest of us :( nice guy though. But it's one of the things from school that will always stick with me
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
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