A teacher in my school shit himself today. LMFAO.

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  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    mnicole22 wrote:
    Are we STILL talking about this shit? ;)



    hehe :D
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  • Jearlpam0925Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,147
    11 pages..really?
  • SVRDhand13SVRDhand13 Posts: 26,439
    11 pages..really?
    And now you're adding to the mayhem :).
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  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    you know whats really funny??

    I did a search for this thread, and now reading through it, anytime someone says the word 'shit'..its in bold, red type and all I can see all over my screen is shit shit shit.
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  • i think you and the rest of the class should be nice about it and buy him a new pair of underwear for x-mass.
  • rival.rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    ahhh, i love the longevity of a thread about shit.
  • youngsteryoungster Boston Posts: 6,576
    Once a New Yorker always a New Yorker.

    Damn right.

    It could be worse, I could be from Philly. Or Boston.

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  • im more turned on than offended... poop is sexy
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  • cry me a river. shut up, like you guys NEEDED to say this shit. STFU, and think about what you're getting mad about.

    meme, don't worry about it, Mike isn't going to read your post, so you're not scoring any points with him.

    It should say next to All Encompassing Trip: Serious Business only, no laughing matter, that includes stories about shit. Don't like it? Don't read it.

    Equally worthless, great name btw.. probably describes your value to society. Im one of the worst posters? OH MY GOD!!! I should probably stop posting because you think this :(:( oh wait, I won't. Their are LOTS of posters on here that like me a lot.


    My name is actually a reference to a movie but youre what 12 right? So its kind of before your time I wouldn't expect you to know it. Just because a whole lot of people on here "like you" and you have internet friends doesnt change the fact that you're a complete moron. I didn't say you should "stop posting" because of this, nor am I getting mad, I'm simply pointing out a well known fact.
    So go ahead and spin this shit however you like but just remember that you're the immature little twat that started a thread about such a stimulating conversation topic. Grow up.

    BTW its "there", not "their", maybe you should be paying attention in school instead of making fun of your teachers.
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  • What's wrong with Boston?


    New Yorkers are just jealous because everyone knows Boston is a far nicer city, in fact its just a plain superior city all around.
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  • SVRDhand13SVRDhand13 Posts: 26,439
    New Yorkers are just jealous because everyone knows Boston is a far nicer city, in fact its just a plain superior city all around.
    Yea I really wish I lived in Boston instead of NY. I mean, there must be a reason that people from all over the world talk about how Boston is the best city in the world and its their dream vacation spot. Oh wait...
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  • SVRDhand13 wrote:
    Yea I really wish I lived in Boston instead of NY. I mean, there must be a reason that people from all over the world talk about how Boston is the best city in the world and its their dream vacation spot. Oh wait...


    do people say that about New York? Dream Vacation spot? Best city in the world? Really? I think of places like the bahamas, the galapogos and the daintree when you say dream vacation spot :D
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  • SVRDhand13SVRDhand13 Posts: 26,439
    do people say that about New York? Dream Vacation spot? Really? :D
    Not for the beaches though :).
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  • SVRDhand13 wrote:
    Yea I really wish I lived in Boston instead of NY. I mean, there must be a reason that people from all over the world talk about how Boston is the best city in the world and its their dream vacation spot. Oh wait...
    come now... youre both wrong... everyone knows you get more bang for your buck in chicago... nice down-to-earth blue collar people too :D

    but were getting off topic... this threads about poopy pants
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  • SVRDhand13SVRDhand13 Posts: 26,439
    sgossard3 wrote:
    come now... youre both wrong... everyone knows you get more bang for your buck in chicago... nice down-to-earth blue collar people too :D

    but were getting off topic... this threads about poopy pants
    True... about the poopy pants :).

    And don't you think we all deserve an update? (I could have possibly missed it but I want to know if he came back the next day wearing Depends).
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  • New York has some cool shit, Central Park and Times Square are the obvious ones, I dont know though, Boston just has this allure, its so beautiful.
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  • SVRDhand13SVRDhand13 Posts: 26,439
    New York has some cool shit, Central Park and Times Square are the obvious ones, I dont know though, Boston just has this allure, its so beautiful.
    I guess- I wasn't impressed when I visited. And this thread is about shit in NY, but not Central Park or Times Square...
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  • SVRDhand13 wrote:
    this thread is about shit in NY, but not Central Park or Times Square...
    the knicks?
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  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    New York has some cool shit, Central Park and Times Square are the obvious ones, I dont know though, Boston just has this allure, its so beautiful.

    Times Square I'd rather never see again, since it's been a million times or never....Central Park alone has more reasons to visit than Boston ;)....New York City is known to be the greatest city in the world for good reason....I wouldn't trade it for anything..it's magical..
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  • SVRDhand13SVRDhand13 Posts: 26,439
    sgossard3 wrote:
    the knicks?
    Ha. Well yea they are one form of shit in New York.
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  • haffajappahaffajappa British Columbia Posts: 5,955
    I didn't read everything, but I found it funny :D Recently a friend of mine sharted, and it hilarious. He took it in good fun too. People need to lighten up a bit.
    little different doing it in front of friends and doing it in front of a class of teenagers... that will be with him forever now...


    i'd feel bad for him... he'd be mortified.
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  • Mods, how is this topic not locked yet. A few months back one of my favorite topics ever, a thread about co-workers bathroom habits was locked rather quickly robbing us all. Yet this mean spirited thread can continue on. Either lock this up, or let the Bathroom Habits thread go. And yes, that last line was a pun.
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    have you ever shit your pants (due to food poisoning or some foul bullshit) while driving a big huge truck on a very busy multiple-lane complex night-mare of a highway (with no way of pulling a huge truck over to find a restroom) or a whatever simple ass highway?
    you are not a truck drivin fool until you get sick on the road (near death ;))
    and you are either puking or full of diarrhea and they want out.
    good fucking times i promise. (thumbs up thing)

    "oh, excuse me, pardon me, i'm only 3,500 miles from home, been driving for nearly 16 hours strait, the truck is loaded to the brim with seafood and i just now shit myself while driving.
    this is fantastic.
    i love myself right now. and the warmth is not a good thing.

    i am officially fucked.

    living on the road my friend
    was gonna keep you free and clean
    now you wear your skin like art
    and your breath as hard as kerosene...willie/haggard

    wait....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_ufSVxM-B0

    btw, a smart driver always carries tons of supplies...

    baby wipes literally up the ass :D
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