'Tis true. My friend told me 2nd period it started to smell in the room, teacher left, a few minutes later the sub arrived, the teacher came back to get his things... 20 mins later he has a new pair of pants on. I would have NEVER came back to the class.
hahahaha.
ok im done.
Poor bastard! I wouldn't just have left class, I'd have left town!
My first time ever getting drunk......my friends dog shit on his floor and then we almost got my friend to eat it.
Hahaha my buddy shit and pissed his pants when he was drunk in high school. But he didn't tell the rest of us until the next day. Then towards the end of high school he had a girl puke in his mouth when they were making out- that one I caught the tail end of. Thanks JS for making me reminisce about gross stories .
Sometimes l really question wanting to be a teacher :eek:
Definitely not in elementry school.
True story: In 3rd grade, I saw a classmate playing with his penis in the back of the classroom. :eek:
After that, I started sitting in the front of the classroom for the rest of my school career. I can't imagine what goes on in the back of the classroom in junior/high schools...crazy kids!
One time my dog shit on my floor, then my cat went over, smelt it, and then vomited. It was hilarious until someone had to clean it up.
My dog has eaten our cats' shit on more than one occasion as well as goose poop!
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In 8th grade a kid had to poop but the day was almost over so he tried waiting till he got home. 2 minutes before school ended, he couldn't hold it any longer and ran to the bathroom...but he didn't make...and he was wearing shorts. When the final bell went off, hundreds of kids streamed into the hall to find a pile of fresh feces.
I think that because the sub teacher arrived so quickly and the fact that he had spare pants with him in the first place, to me at least, indicates that this possibly wasn't the first time he'd had an issue like this and there may be a medical problem he has to deal with on a daily basis.
Yeah, shit is funny, when you're EIGHT, but this guy is gonna have to suffer enough immature ridicule without it being publicly posted on an internet music message board. I know no one was named but it's not the point.
Bodily functions are a fact of life, grow up and get over it.
Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
I think that because the sub teacher arrived so quickly and the fact that he had spare pants with him in the first place, to me at least, indicates that this possibly wasn't the first time he'd had an issue like this and there may be a medical problem he has to deal with on a daily basis.
Yeah, shit is funny, when you're EIGHT, but this guy is gonna have to suffer enough immature ridicule without it being publicly posted on an internet music message board. I know no one was named but it's not the point.
Bodily functions are a fact of life, grow up and get over it.
It's futile, love.
People have to keep up their internet persona about how cool they are and anyone that gets serious once in a while is a square.
C'mon, don't question the cool people.
:rolleyes:
I am going to be in London in March. Wanna have a drink?
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
It's futile, love.
People have to keep up their internet persona about how cool they are and anyone that gets serious once in a while is a square.
C'mon, don't question the cool people.
:rolleyes:
I am going to be in London in March. Wanna have a drink?
It's futile, love.
People have to keep up their internet persona about how cool they are and anyone that gets serious once in a while is a square.
C'mon, don't question the cool people.
:rolleyes:
I am going to be in London in March. Wanna have a drink?
Of course I do my lovely! Let me know where and when and Dave and myself will be there with bells on
Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
I think that because the sub teacher arrived so quickly and the fact that he had spare pants with him in the first place, to me at least, indicates that this possibly wasn't the first time he'd had an issue like this and there may be a medical problem he has to deal with on a daily basis.
Yeah, shit is funny, when you're EIGHT, but this guy is gonna have to suffer enough immature ridicule without it being publicly posted on an internet music message board. I know no one was named but it's not the point.
Bodily functions are a fact of life, grow up and get over it.
I don't think the sub arriving quickly has anything to do with it. It was probably just some other teacher that had a free period or office staff. I doubt the school had a plan like "This dude might shit his pants we need to have a sub hanging out in the lounge at all times!"
And no it's not really funny, but some of you people are a little dramatic to instantly assume he has some medical condition.
Of course I do my lovely! Let me know where and when and Dave and myself will be there with bells on
I say we leave the guys at the dartboard and the girls can summon up free drinks at the bar.
Me, you, Sarah, Helen
Ain't NOBODY seen a crew like this before.
Watch out.
Hopefully some mentally challenged person will pee themselves and we can all point and laugh.
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
I say we leave the guys at the dartboard and the girls can summon up free drinks at the bar.
Me, you, Sarah, Helen
Ain't NOBODY seen a crew like this before.
Watch out.
Whoot!! We won't let you down doll, it'll be one hellova party!
Hopefully some mentally challenged person will pee themselves and we can all point and laugh.
With any luck... or maybe we can point and laugh at some kids with downs? or an old lady who accidentally wets herself...?
fun fun fun.
Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
I have dibs on shoving an old man into oncoming traffic.
Dangit :(
Oh alright... as you'll be a visitor :rolleyes:
;)
Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
I have dibs on shoving an old man into oncoming traffic.
That is not even close to being the same and you know it. Stop trying to make a high school kid feel bad by comparing his teacher having an accident to mocking/hurting the elderly and/or mentally challenged people
It's amazing how many online doctors there are in this thread :rolleyes:
Not at all, we just have some compassion and understanding. I said that it MAY be the case that he has a medical problem, I didn't diagnose anything. I'm just disappointed in the lack of compassion and understanding from fellow PJ fans, regardless of age.
People go to the toilet daily and some people don't always make it. As i've said, it's a fact of life and whether he has a medical condition or not, it should not be mocked.
Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
Not at all, we just have some compassion and understanding. I said that it MAY be the case that he has a medical problem, I didn't diagnose anything. I'm just disappointed in the lack of compassion and understanding from fellow PJ fans, regardless of age.
People go to the toilet daily and some people don't always make it. As i've said, it's a fact of life and whether he has a medical condition or not, it should not be mocked.
I'm not saying you. A lot of people are jumping to conclusions when no one knows but the OP. Hopefully he asks the teacher about it today and then we'll all find out
I'm not saying you. A lot of people are jumping to conclusions when no one knows but the OP. Hopefully he asks the teacher about it today and then we'll all find out
Ah ok. Thanks for clearing that up
To be honest, looking at Jeremy's Spoken's original post, I don't think he'll be asking the teacher about his possible condition or about the incident itself with any tact or decorum.
Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
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Poor bastard! I wouldn't just have left class, I'd have left town!
The other day in a meeting at work in front of Managers,Directors the one Manager was trying to say "Service" and "Chart"
It came out SHART..LOL
If I had made eye contact with my buddy in the room we would have been kicked out
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
Careful, PP. HR could be watching
My first time ever getting drunk......my friends dog shit on his floor and then we almost got my friend to eat it.
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True story: In 3rd grade, I saw a classmate playing with his penis in the back of the classroom. :eek:
After that, I started sitting in the front of the classroom for the rest of my school career. I can't imagine what goes on in the back of the classroom in junior/high schools...crazy kids!
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My dog has eaten our cats' shit on more than one occasion as well as goose poop!
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Yeah, seriously. What's that band you like? I hear the guitarist has Crohn's disease. Hilarious. :rolleyes:
Jesus H!
Maybe he ate a 7 layer burrito or something.
This is just Shits and giggles.
In 8th grade a kid had to poop but the day was almost over so he tried waiting till he got home. 2 minutes before school ended, he couldn't hold it any longer and ran to the bathroom...but he didn't make...and he was wearing shorts. When the final bell went off, hundreds of kids streamed into the hall to find a pile of fresh feces.
Yeah, shit is funny, when you're EIGHT, but this guy is gonna have to suffer enough immature ridicule without it being publicly posted on an internet music message board. I know no one was named but it's not the point.
Bodily functions are a fact of life, grow up and get over it.
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
People have to keep up their internet persona about how cool they are and anyone that gets serious once in a while is a square.
C'mon, don't question the cool people.
:rolleyes:
I am going to be in London in March. Wanna have a drink?
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Wembley 18/06/07
If there was a reason, it was you.
O2 Arena 18/09/09
Of course I do my lovely! Let me know where and when and Dave and myself will be there with bells on
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
I don't think the sub arriving quickly has anything to do with it. It was probably just some other teacher that had a free period or office staff. I doubt the school had a plan like "This dude might shit his pants we need to have a sub hanging out in the lounge at all times!"
And no it's not really funny, but some of you people are a little dramatic to instantly assume he has some medical condition.
Me, you, Sarah, Helen
Ain't NOBODY seen a crew like this before.
Watch out.
Hopefully some mentally challenged person will pee themselves and we can all point and laugh.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Whoot!!
With any luck... or maybe we can point and laugh at some kids with downs? or an old lady who accidentally wets herself...?
fun fun fun.
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
There's no fun on earth like taking the piss out of someone's medical conditions. I mean, it's not like they don't have enough to overcome.
Wembley 18/06/07
If there was a reason, it was you.
O2 Arena 18/09/09
Dangit :(
Oh alright... as you'll be a visitor :rolleyes:
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
That is not even close to being the same and you know it. Stop trying to make a high school kid feel bad by comparing his teacher having an accident to mocking/hurting the elderly and/or mentally challenged people
I knew he would come in handy.
We sure know how to have fun.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Not at all, we just have some compassion and understanding. I said that it MAY be the case that he has a medical problem, I didn't diagnose anything. I'm just disappointed in the lack of compassion and understanding from fellow PJ fans, regardless of age.
People go to the toilet daily and some people don't always make it. As i've said, it's a fact of life and whether he has a medical condition or not, it should not be mocked.
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
I'm not saying you. A lot of people are jumping to conclusions when no one knows but the OP. Hopefully he asks the teacher about it today and then we'll all find out
Ah ok. Thanks for clearing that up
To be honest, looking at Jeremy's Spoken's original post, I don't think he'll be asking the teacher about his possible condition or about the incident itself with any tact or decorum.
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.