A teacher in my school shit himself today. LMFAO.

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  • EquallyWorthless
    EquallyWorthless Posts: 3,993
    another stunningly intelligent thread brought to you by one of the worst posters on this board.
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  • meme
    meme Posts: 4,695
    Jeremy's Spoken wrote:
    oh please everyone lighten up. I MEAN SERIOUSLY.

    Yeah, seriously. What's that band you like? I hear the guitarist has Crohn's disease. Hilarious. :rolleyes:
    ... and the will to show I will always be better than before.
  • South of Seattle
    South of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    Just because someone sharted doesn't mean they have colitis or crohn's disease.

    Jesus H!

    Maybe he ate a 7 layer burrito or something.

    This is just Shits and giggles.
    NERDS!
  • dontloseyourheat
    dontloseyourheat Posts: 483
    This thread is the shit!

    In 8th grade a kid had to poop but the day was almost over so he tried waiting till he got home. 2 minutes before school ended, he couldn't hold it any longer and ran to the bathroom...but he didn't make...and he was wearing shorts. When the final bell went off, hundreds of kids streamed into the hall to find a pile of fresh feces.
    "Don't lose your inner heat...ever" - EV 5/13/06
  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    I think that because the sub teacher arrived so quickly and the fact that he had spare pants with him in the first place, to me at least, indicates that this possibly wasn't the first time he'd had an issue like this and there may be a medical problem he has to deal with on a daily basis.

    Yeah, shit is funny, when you're EIGHT, but this guy is gonna have to suffer enough immature ridicule without it being publicly posted on an internet music message board. I know no one was named but it's not the point.

    Bodily functions are a fact of life, grow up and get over it.
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    I think that because the sub teacher arrived so quickly and the fact that he had spare pants with him in the first place, to me at least, indicates that this possibly wasn't the first time he'd had an issue like this and there may be a medical problem he has to deal with on a daily basis.

    Yeah, shit is funny, when you're EIGHT, but this guy is gonna have to suffer enough immature ridicule without it being publicly posted on an internet music message board. I know no one was named but it's not the point.

    Bodily functions are a fact of life, grow up and get over it.
    It's futile, love.
    People have to keep up their internet persona about how cool they are and anyone that gets serious once in a while is a square.
    C'mon, don't question the cool people.
    :rolleyes:
    I am going to be in London in March. Wanna have a drink? :o
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • urbanhippie
    urbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    TrixieCat wrote:
    It's futile, love.
    People have to keep up their internet persona about how cool they are and anyone that gets serious once in a while is a square.
    C'mon, don't question the cool people.
    :rolleyes:
    I am going to be in London in March. Wanna have a drink? :o
    Woooooo! :D
    A human being that was given to fly.

    Wembley 18/06/07

    If there was a reason, it was you.

    O2 Arena 18/09/09
  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    TrixieCat wrote:
    It's futile, love.
    People have to keep up their internet persona about how cool they are and anyone that gets serious once in a while is a square.
    C'mon, don't question the cool people.
    :rolleyes:
    I am going to be in London in March. Wanna have a drink? :o

    Of course I do my lovely! Let me know where and when and Dave and myself will be there with bells on :D
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • jasonw
    jasonw Posts: 435
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    I think that because the sub teacher arrived so quickly and the fact that he had spare pants with him in the first place, to me at least, indicates that this possibly wasn't the first time he'd had an issue like this and there may be a medical problem he has to deal with on a daily basis.

    Yeah, shit is funny, when you're EIGHT, but this guy is gonna have to suffer enough immature ridicule without it being publicly posted on an internet music message board. I know no one was named but it's not the point.

    Bodily functions are a fact of life, grow up and get over it.


    I don't think the sub arriving quickly has anything to do with it. It was probably just some other teacher that had a free period or office staff. I doubt the school had a plan like "This dude might shit his pants we need to have a sub hanging out in the lounge at all times!"

    And no it's not really funny, but some of you people are a little dramatic to instantly assume he has some medical condition.
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    Of course I do my lovely! Let me know where and when and Dave and myself will be there with bells on :D
    I say we leave the guys at the dartboard and the girls can summon up free drinks at the bar. :)
    Me, you, Sarah, Helen
    Ain't NOBODY seen a crew like this before.
    Watch out.
    Hopefully some mentally challenged person will pee themselves and we can all point and laugh.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I say we leave the guys at the dartboard and the girls can summon up free drinks at the bar. :)
    Me, you, Sarah, Helen
    Ain't NOBODY seen a crew like this before.
    Watch out.

    Whoot!! :D We won't let you down doll, it'll be one hellova party! :D
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Hopefully some mentally challenged person will pee themselves and we can all point and laugh.

    With any luck... or maybe we can point and laugh at some kids with downs? or an old lady who accidentally wets herself...?

    fun fun fun.
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    Whoot!! :D We won't let you down doll, it'll be one hellova party! :D



    With any luck... or maybe we can point and laugh at some kids with downs? or an old lady who accidentally wets herself...?

    fun fun fun.
    I have dibs on shoving an old man into oncoming traffic.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • urbanhippie
    urbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    Whoot!! :D We won't let you down doll, it'll be one hellova party! :D



    With any luck... or maybe we can point and laugh at some kids with downs? or an old lady who accidentally wets herself...?

    fun fun fun.
    We can get Mark to join us... Then we'll have a butt for all the jokes :rolleyes:

    There's no fun on earth like taking the piss out of someone's medical conditions. I mean, it's not like they don't have enough to overcome.
    A human being that was given to fly.

    Wembley 18/06/07

    If there was a reason, it was you.

    O2 Arena 18/09/09
  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I have dibs on shoving an old man into oncoming traffic.

    Dangit :(

    Oh alright... as you'll be a visitor :rolleyes:

    :p;)
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • jasonw
    jasonw Posts: 435
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I have dibs on shoving an old man into oncoming traffic.


    That is not even close to being the same and you know it. Stop trying to make a high school kid feel bad by comparing his teacher having an accident to mocking/hurting the elderly and/or mentally challenged people
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    urbanhippie wrote:
    We can get Mark to join us... Then we'll have a butt for all the jokes :rolleyes:

    There's no fun on earth like taking the piss out of someone's medical conditions. I mean, it's not like they don't have enough to overcome.
    Awesome.
    I knew he would come in handy.
    We sure know how to have fun.
    :)
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • South of Seattle
    South of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    It's amazing how many online doctors there are in this thread :rolleyes:
    NERDS!
  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    South of Seattle wrote:
    It's amazing how many online doctors there are in this thread :rolleyes:

    Not at all, we just have some compassion and understanding. I said that it MAY be the case that he has a medical problem, I didn't diagnose anything. I'm just disappointed in the lack of compassion and understanding from fellow PJ fans, regardless of age.

    People go to the toilet daily and some people don't always make it. As i've said, it's a fact of life and whether he has a medical condition or not, it should not be mocked.
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • South of Seattle
    South of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    Not at all, we just have some compassion and understanding. I said that it MAY be the case that he has a medical problem, I didn't diagnose anything. I'm just disappointed in the lack of compassion and understanding from fellow PJ fans, regardless of age.

    People go to the toilet daily and some people don't always make it. As i've said, it's a fact of life and whether he has a medical condition or not, it should not be mocked.

    I'm not saying you. A lot of people are jumping to conclusions when no one knows but the OP. Hopefully he asks the teacher about it today and then we'll all find out :)
    NERDS!
  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    South of Seattle wrote:
    I'm not saying you. A lot of people are jumping to conclusions when no one knows but the OP. Hopefully he asks the teacher about it today and then we'll all find out :)

    Ah ok. Thanks for clearing that up :)

    To be honest, looking at Jeremy's Spoken's original post, I don't think he'll be asking the teacher about his possible condition or about the incident itself with any tact or decorum.
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.

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