A teacher in my school shit himself today. LMFAO.

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  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    Right, the respect thing. I never knew about Mike....no idea. I can't speak for the others.
    You need to get OUT of the MT and learn some things!!! Important things about the Band man!!! :D
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,371
    Hmmmmmm, wondering how many pages this will go?
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  • The Champ
    The Champ Posts: 4,063
    josevolution wrote:
    holy shit 9 pgs ...oops now 10

    Holy shit is right! I'm not going through all this crap :)..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • stu gee
    stu gee Posts: 1,174
    pjoasisrule wrote:
    No kidding, you can never post a funny story on here like that without a whole bunch of people getting really upset about it..........its one of my pet peeves with this forum

    Agreed!!! Christ sake, people are so uptight. The story isnt that funny, i may have laughed at it when i was 10, but i wish people would chill the fuck out. If people would think about it along the lines of simpy a teacher shitting themselves in class much to immature students' amusement, rather than someone showing the signs of a physically crippling and emotionally shattering disease that tears apart families, they wouldnt get so upset. So serious sometimes!!!
    People say im paranoid. Well, they dont say it, but i know that's what they are thinking.
  • Jeremys Spoken
    Jeremys Spoken Posts: 7,578
    meme wrote:
    Yeah, seriously. What's that band you like? I hear the guitarist has Crohn's disease. Hilarious. :rolleyes:
    EquallyWorthless wrote:
    another stunningly intelligent thread brought to you by one of the worst posters on this board.


    cry me a river. shut up, like you guys NEEDED to say this shit. STFU, and think about what you're getting mad about.

    meme, don't worry about it, Mike isn't going to read your post, so you're not scoring any points with him.

    It should say next to All Encompassing Trip: Serious Business only, no laughing matter, that includes stories about shit. Don't like it? Don't read it.

    Equally worthless, great name btw.. probably describes your value to society. Im one of the worst posters? OH MY GOD!!! I should probably stop posting because you think this :(:( oh wait, I won't. Their are LOTS of posters on here that like me a lot.
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    2010 - Newark 5/18 MSG 5/21
    2011 - PJ20 9/3-9/4
    2012 - MIA Festival 9/2
    2013 - Wrigley Field 7/19 Brooklyn 10/18-10/19 Philly 10/22
    2015 - Colbert show - 9/23 Global Citizens Festival 9/26
    2016 - Philly 4/28-4/29 MSG 5/1-5/2



  • SVRDhand13
    SVRDhand13 Posts: 26,998
    Jeremy's Spoken wrote:
    cry me a river. shut up, like you guys NEEDED to say this shit. STFU, and think about what you're getting mad about.

    meme, don't worry about it, Mike isn't going to read your post, so you're not scoring any points with him.

    It should say next to All Encompassing Trip: Serious Business only, no laughing matter, that includes stories about shit. Don't like it? Don't read it.

    Equally worthless, great name btw.. probably describes your value to society. Im one of the worst posters? OH MY GOD!!! I should probably stop posting because you think this :(:( oh wait, I won't. Their are LOTS of posters on here that like me a lot.

    JS you're so intense you scare the shit out of me.
    severed hand thirteen
    2006: Gorge 7/23 2008: Hartford 6/27 Beacon 7/1 2009: Spectrum 10/30-31
    2010: Newark 5/18 MSG 5/20-21 2011: PJ20 9/3-4 2012: Made In America 9/2
    2013: Brooklyn 10/18-19 Philly 10/21-22 Hartford 10/25 2014: ACL10/12
    2015: NYC 9/23 2016: Tampa 4/11 Philly 4/28-29 MSG 5/1-2 Fenway 8/5+8/7
    2017: RRHoF 4/7   2018: Fenway 9/2+9/4   2021: Sea Hear Now 9/18 
    2022: MSG 9/11  2024: MSG 9/3-4 Philly 9/7+9/9 Fenway 9/15+9/17
    2025: Pittsburgh 5/16+5/18
  • Jeremys Spoken
    Jeremys Spoken Posts: 7,578
    SVRDhand13 wrote:
    JS you're so intense you scare the shit out of me.
    lol, how did u find that intense?
    2008 - MSG 6/24-6/25
    2010 - Newark 5/18 MSG 5/21
    2011 - PJ20 9/3-9/4
    2012 - MIA Festival 9/2
    2013 - Wrigley Field 7/19 Brooklyn 10/18-10/19 Philly 10/22
    2015 - Colbert show - 9/23 Global Citizens Festival 9/26
    2016 - Philly 4/28-4/29 MSG 5/1-5/2



  • SVRDhand13
    SVRDhand13 Posts: 26,998
    Jeremy's Spoken wrote:
    lol, how did u find that intense?
    Well you seemed pretty pissed off and I was just dying to make another shit joke :).

    I think I'm good now.
    severed hand thirteen
    2006: Gorge 7/23 2008: Hartford 6/27 Beacon 7/1 2009: Spectrum 10/30-31
    2010: Newark 5/18 MSG 5/20-21 2011: PJ20 9/3-4 2012: Made In America 9/2
    2013: Brooklyn 10/18-19 Philly 10/21-22 Hartford 10/25 2014: ACL10/12
    2015: NYC 9/23 2016: Tampa 4/11 Philly 4/28-29 MSG 5/1-2 Fenway 8/5+8/7
    2017: RRHoF 4/7   2018: Fenway 9/2+9/4   2021: Sea Hear Now 9/18 
    2022: MSG 9/11  2024: MSG 9/3-4 Philly 9/7+9/9 Fenway 9/15+9/17
    2025: Pittsburgh 5/16+5/18
  • Jeremys Spoken
    Jeremys Spoken Posts: 7,578
    SVRDhand13 wrote:
    Well you seemed pretty pissed off and I was just dying to make another shit joke :).

    I think I'm good now.
    hahahahahaha

    Oh wait.


    Dude that's fucked up. NEVER EVER LAUGH AGAIN.
    2008 - MSG 6/24-6/25
    2010 - Newark 5/18 MSG 5/21
    2011 - PJ20 9/3-9/4
    2012 - MIA Festival 9/2
    2013 - Wrigley Field 7/19 Brooklyn 10/18-10/19 Philly 10/22
    2015 - Colbert show - 9/23 Global Citizens Festival 9/26
    2016 - Philly 4/28-4/29 MSG 5/1-5/2



  • mnicole22
    mnicole22 Posts: 417
    Are we STILL talking about this shit? ;)
    AKA Cinnamon Girl :(

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  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    mnicole22 wrote:
    Are we STILL talking about this shit? ;)



    hehe :D
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • Jearlpam0925
    Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,527
    11 pages..really?
  • SVRDhand13
    SVRDhand13 Posts: 26,998
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    11 pages..really?
    And now you're adding to the mayhem :).
    severed hand thirteen
    2006: Gorge 7/23 2008: Hartford 6/27 Beacon 7/1 2009: Spectrum 10/30-31
    2010: Newark 5/18 MSG 5/20-21 2011: PJ20 9/3-4 2012: Made In America 9/2
    2013: Brooklyn 10/18-19 Philly 10/21-22 Hartford 10/25 2014: ACL10/12
    2015: NYC 9/23 2016: Tampa 4/11 Philly 4/28-29 MSG 5/1-2 Fenway 8/5+8/7
    2017: RRHoF 4/7   2018: Fenway 9/2+9/4   2021: Sea Hear Now 9/18 
    2022: MSG 9/11  2024: MSG 9/3-4 Philly 9/7+9/9 Fenway 9/15+9/17
    2025: Pittsburgh 5/16+5/18
  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    you know whats really funny??

    I did a search for this thread, and now reading through it, anytime someone says the word 'shit'..its in bold, red type and all I can see all over my screen is shit shit shit.
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • PearlJamaholic
    PearlJamaholic Posts: 2,019
    i think you and the rest of the class should be nice about it and buy him a new pair of underwear for x-mass.
    http://db.etree.org/PearlJamaholic
  • rival.
    rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    ahhh, i love the longevity of a thread about shit.
  • youngster
    youngster Boston Posts: 6,576
    Jeremy's Spoken wrote:
    Once a New Yorker always a New Yorker.

    Damn right.

    It could be worse, I could be from Philly. Or Boston.

    What's wrong with Boston?
    He who forgets will be destined to remember.

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  • Kilgore_Trout
    Kilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    im more turned on than offended... poop is sexy
    "Senza speme vivemo in disio"

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  • EquallyWorthless
    EquallyWorthless Posts: 3,993
    Jeremy's Spoken wrote:
    cry me a river. shut up, like you guys NEEDED to say this shit. STFU, and think about what you're getting mad about.

    meme, don't worry about it, Mike isn't going to read your post, so you're not scoring any points with him.

    It should say next to All Encompassing Trip: Serious Business only, no laughing matter, that includes stories about shit. Don't like it? Don't read it.

    Equally worthless, great name btw.. probably describes your value to society. Im one of the worst posters? OH MY GOD!!! I should probably stop posting because you think this :(:( oh wait, I won't. Their are LOTS of posters on here that like me a lot.


    My name is actually a reference to a movie but youre what 12 right? So its kind of before your time I wouldn't expect you to know it. Just because a whole lot of people on here "like you" and you have internet friends doesnt change the fact that you're a complete moron. I didn't say you should "stop posting" because of this, nor am I getting mad, I'm simply pointing out a well known fact.
    So go ahead and spin this shit however you like but just remember that you're the immature little twat that started a thread about such a stimulating conversation topic. Grow up.

    BTW its "there", not "their", maybe you should be paying attention in school instead of making fun of your teachers.
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  • EquallyWorthless
    EquallyWorthless Posts: 3,993
    cropduster82 wrote:
    What's wrong with Boston?


    New Yorkers are just jealous because everyone knows Boston is a far nicer city, in fact its just a plain superior city all around.
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