A teacher in my school shit himself today. LMFAO.

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  • SVRDhand13
    SVRDhand13 Posts: 26,998
    EquallyWorthless wrote:
    New Yorkers are just jealous because everyone knows Boston is a far nicer city, in fact its just a plain superior city all around.
    Yea I really wish I lived in Boston instead of NY. I mean, there must be a reason that people from all over the world talk about how Boston is the best city in the world and its their dream vacation spot. Oh wait...
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  • EquallyWorthless
    EquallyWorthless Posts: 3,993
    SVRDhand13 wrote:
    Yea I really wish I lived in Boston instead of NY. I mean, there must be a reason that people from all over the world talk about how Boston is the best city in the world and its their dream vacation spot. Oh wait...


    do people say that about New York? Dream Vacation spot? Best city in the world? Really? I think of places like the bahamas, the galapogos and the daintree when you say dream vacation spot :D
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  • SVRDhand13
    SVRDhand13 Posts: 26,998
    EquallyWorthless wrote:
    do people say that about New York? Dream Vacation spot? Really? :D
    Not for the beaches though :).
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  • Kilgore_Trout
    Kilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    SVRDhand13 wrote:
    Yea I really wish I lived in Boston instead of NY. I mean, there must be a reason that people from all over the world talk about how Boston is the best city in the world and its their dream vacation spot. Oh wait...
    come now... youre both wrong... everyone knows you get more bang for your buck in chicago... nice down-to-earth blue collar people too :D

    but were getting off topic... this threads about poopy pants
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  • SVRDhand13
    SVRDhand13 Posts: 26,998
    sgossard3 wrote:
    come now... youre both wrong... everyone knows you get more bang for your buck in chicago... nice down-to-earth blue collar people too :D

    but were getting off topic... this threads about poopy pants
    True... about the poopy pants :).

    And don't you think we all deserve an update? (I could have possibly missed it but I want to know if he came back the next day wearing Depends).
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  • EquallyWorthless
    EquallyWorthless Posts: 3,993
    New York has some cool shit, Central Park and Times Square are the obvious ones, I dont know though, Boston just has this allure, its so beautiful.
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  • SVRDhand13
    SVRDhand13 Posts: 26,998
    EquallyWorthless wrote:
    New York has some cool shit, Central Park and Times Square are the obvious ones, I dont know though, Boston just has this allure, its so beautiful.
    I guess- I wasn't impressed when I visited. And this thread is about shit in NY, but not Central Park or Times Square...
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  • Kilgore_Trout
    Kilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    SVRDhand13 wrote:
    this thread is about shit in NY, but not Central Park or Times Square...
    the knicks?
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  • The Champ
    The Champ Posts: 4,063
    EquallyWorthless wrote:
    New York has some cool shit, Central Park and Times Square are the obvious ones, I dont know though, Boston just has this allure, its so beautiful.

    Times Square I'd rather never see again, since it's been a million times or never....Central Park alone has more reasons to visit than Boston ;)....New York City is known to be the greatest city in the world for good reason....I wouldn't trade it for anything..it's magical..
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  • SVRDhand13
    SVRDhand13 Posts: 26,998
    sgossard3 wrote:
    the knicks?
    Ha. Well yea they are one form of shit in New York.
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  • haffajappa
    haffajappa British Columbia Posts: 5,955
    Hitch-Hiker wrote:
    I didn't read everything, but I found it funny :D Recently a friend of mine sharted, and it hilarious. He took it in good fun too. People need to lighten up a bit.
    little different doing it in front of friends and doing it in front of a class of teenagers... that will be with him forever now...


    i'd feel bad for him... he'd be mortified.
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  • Brain of mJ
    Brain of mJ Posts: 786
    Mods, how is this topic not locked yet. A few months back one of my favorite topics ever, a thread about co-workers bathroom habits was locked rather quickly robbing us all. Yet this mean spirited thread can continue on. Either lock this up, or let the Bathroom Habits thread go. And yes, that last line was a pun.
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    have you ever shit your pants (due to food poisoning or some foul bullshit) while driving a big huge truck on a very busy multiple-lane complex night-mare of a highway (with no way of pulling a huge truck over to find a restroom) or a whatever simple ass highway?
    you are not a truck drivin fool until you get sick on the road (near death ;))
    and you are either puking or full of diarrhea and they want out.
    good fucking times i promise. (thumbs up thing)

    "oh, excuse me, pardon me, i'm only 3,500 miles from home, been driving for nearly 16 hours strait, the truck is loaded to the brim with seafood and i just now shit myself while driving.
    this is fantastic.
    i love myself right now. and the warmth is not a good thing.

    i am officially fucked.

    living on the road my friend
    was gonna keep you free and clean
    now you wear your skin like art
    and your breath as hard as kerosene...willie/haggard

    wait....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_ufSVxM-B0

    btw, a smart driver always carries tons of supplies...

    baby wipes literally up the ass :D
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