The Worst Movie Ever Made

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  • HermanBloom
    HermanBloom Posts: 1,764
    iamica wrote:
    Sorry, I just don't like that writer/director, and I just didn't think the movie was funny at all. I hated Life Aquatic too. Had mixed feelings about the Royal Tenenbaums.
    Oh, and as for the Blair Witch Project...I can see how people would think it sucked if you went to a regular movie theatre. I saw it at the drive in, sitting on top of my car (the drive in was surrounded by woods), and seeing the movie in that atmosphere freaked me out. But I will agree it's kinda cheesy.

    Two each his own; love Wes Anderson's opuses. Life Aquatic is so brilliant.
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  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    mnicole22 wrote:
    Anything with Nicholas Cage.
    But specifically City of Angels.

    If anyone has seen Wings of Desire by Wim Wenders, the german film from the early 80s that was RAPED by the makers of City of Angels, which is purportedly a remake, although the word rehash (or indeed regurgitation) covers it better, you'll know what I'm talking about :)
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  • Jearlpam0925
    Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,539
    Oh, also Bad Lieutenant. That shit sucked. Interestingly enough they're making a remake with Nic Cage.
  • jeffbr
    jeffbr Seattle Posts: 7,177
    petrocs wrote:
    just for the record..if anyone has seen FearDotCom please tell me if I'm overreacting...what did YOU think of this turd

    I had completely forgotten about this movie. It holds the distinction as the only movie I've walked out of in a theater. Granted, there are a ton of movies I wouldn't even attempt to see, and they may be worse. But this movie is the worst movie I've attempted to see. Completely horrible in all of the ways you mentioned.
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  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    Oh, also Bad Lieutenant. That shit sucked. Interestingly enough they're making a remake with Nic Cage.
    He's also starring in a remake of The Lives of Others, which is only a couple of years old and won the Oscar for best foreign language film so christ knows why it needs to be remade. Not only that, he's playing the main role which was originally played by an actor who died just after release. Way to taint a legacy Cage :mad:
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  • petrocs
    petrocs Posts: 4,342
    jeffbr wrote:
    I had completely forgotten about this movie. It holds the distinction as the only movie I've walked out of in a theater. Granted, there are a ton of movies I wouldn't even attempt to see, and they may be worse. But this movie is the worst movie I've attempted to see. Completely horrible in all of the ways you mentioned.

    We had a discussion over dinner last night about this movie and the funny thing is no one remembers it until you SAY the name..its almost like the subconscious removes it!
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  • JasonTeck
    JasonTeck St. Louis, MO Posts: 179
    "Epic Movie"

    I could not even stand 5 minutes of that movie!
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  • EquallyWorthless
    EquallyWorthless Posts: 3,993
    nathanastin wrote:
    Two each his own; love Wes Anderson's opuses. Life Aquatic is so brilliant.

    word. wes anderson is a genius. breath of fresh air in stagnant sequel laden hollywood.
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  • EquallyWorthless
    EquallyWorthless Posts: 3,993
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    He's also starring in a remake of The Lives of Others, which is only a couple of years old and won the Oscar for best foreign language film so christ knows why it needs to be remade. Not only that, he's playing the main role which was originally played by an actor who died just after release. Way to taint a legacy Cage :mad:


    They're not ? Are they really ? booo ... i hate it when they remake movies that dont need to be remade, like a few years back how rumors were flying that Micheal Bay was remaking the birds. You cant do anything to that movie to make it better. What is the point. Also they are now talking about remaking robocop. booo ....
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  • Hitch-Hiker
    Hitch-Hiker Posts: 2,873
    EquallyWorthless wrote:
    They're not ? Are they really ? booo ... i hate it when they remake movies that dont need to be remade, like a few years back how rumors were flying that Micheal Bay was remaking the birds. You cant do anything to that movie to make it better. What is the point. Also they are now talking about remaking robocop. booo ....
    Hey dude, Michael Bay is remaking the birds. He isn't directing, but it's his production company that are doing it. The same company that remade Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Hitcher, and some other horror "updates too". God I hate Michael Bay.
    And Robocop???? That movie is awesomely awesome. Why would anyone want to remake it. It's perfect the way it is. And the cast is so god. There's no way they can do it justice.
    And seriously, the Lives of Others is still a new movie. and it's an Oscar Winner for good reason. Why must they continue to rape good movies instead of making original ones? WHY?????
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  • EquallyWorthless
    EquallyWorthless Posts: 3,993
    Hitch-Hiker wrote:
    Hey dude, Michael Bay is remaking the birds. He isn't directing, but it's his production company that are doing it. The same company that remade Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Hitcher, and some other horror "updates too". God I hate Michael Bay.
    And Robocop???? That movie is awesomely awesome. Why would anyone want to remake it. It's perfect the way it is. And the cast is so god. There's no way they can do it justice.
    And seriously, the Lives of Others is still a new movie. and it's an Oscar Winner for good reason. Why must they continue to rape good movies instead of making original ones? WHY?????


    because hollywood is fresh out of original ideas. hitchcock movies are already perfect, why remake them ?
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  • Hitch-Hiker
    Hitch-Hiker Posts: 2,873
    EquallyWorthless wrote:
    because hollywood is fresh out of original ideas. hitchcock movies are already perfect, why remake them ?
    I know. I try to tell myself that it's just a phase, but it's been an awfully long phase so far.
    I think I'm going to watch the Usual Suspects to remind me of better times.
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  • EquallyWorthless
    EquallyWorthless Posts: 3,993
    Hitch-Hiker wrote:
    I know. I try to tell myself that it's just a phase, but it's been an awfully long phase so far.
    I think I'm going to watch the Usual Suspects to remind me of better times.


    Yeah man I think I'm going to watch Rear Window or Strangers on a Train tonight to remind me at one point in time there was a director who made good original movies. I just went out and got Metropolis, Family Plot, Maltese Falcon, French Connection and On the Waterfront. Those are real movies.
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  • muiren77
    muiren77 Posts: 3,511
    Godzilla...overhyped...
    Anaconda...bleh...
    what is essential is invisible to the eye

    apparently, 07162056 is THE date...
  • StateOfLoveBoatCptn.
    StateOfLoveBoatCptn. Posts: 904
    Rygar wrote:
    I'll throw The Family Stone and Dan in Real Life into the mix.
    dude, the dancing scene in DIRL was HILARIOUS!!!!
  • seanw1010
    seanw1010 Posts: 1,205
    worst movie ive ever seen is juno
    god its annoying
    they call them fingers, but i never see them fing. oh, there they go
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    StateOfLoveBoatCptn. wrote:
    dude, the dancing scene in DIRL was HILARIOUS!!!!
    The only hilarious thing about that movie was the fact that I fucking watched it.
  • EquallyWorthless
    EquallyWorthless Posts: 3,993
    seanw1010 wrote:
    worst movie ive ever seen is juno
    god its annoying


    overrated ? yes ... worst movie ever ? not really.
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  • seanw1010
    seanw1010 Posts: 1,205
    EquallyWorthless wrote:
    overrated ? yes ... worst movie ever ? not really.
    to me it is. it was one of the only movies ive ever not finished watching because it was so terrible. and ill usually sit through any movie, no matter how bad.
    actually, i think the only two movies i couldnt sit through were juno and going overboard(that crappy adam sandler movie)
    they call them fingers, but i never see them fing. oh, there they go
  • EquallyWorthless
    EquallyWorthless Posts: 3,993
    seanw1010 wrote:
    to me it is. it was one of the only movies ive ever not finished watching because it was so terrible. and ill usually sit through any movie, no matter how bad.
    actually, i think the only two movies i couldnt sit through were juno and going overboard(that crappy adam sandler movie)


    dude i think you, my wife and i were the only people on the planet who didnt like juno then.
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