The Worst Movie Ever Made

nuffingman

angryyoungman wrote:

lost in translation

Really??? :eek:

I thought that was excellent and bought the DVD.

cafeamericain

duets

MrMerkinball

I'll add a couple:

Starship Troopers
Event Horizon
Jurassic Park 2&3
Evan Almighty

lephty

saw someone else mention it which made me have a flashback!

AI

saw it in theaters and fell asleep. my cousin wakes me up after it ends and i ask him how it ends.... and i honestly did not believe him until we got home and looked it up online=p

and

Battlefield Earth is horrible=p

zootown

iamica wrote:

Matrix Reloaded
Rushmore
Alexander
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (with the Bee Gees)

RUSHMORE?!!! Really?!, how, what, why? I love that flick. Did you have a traumatic experience at a prep school or something?

zootown

Sammi wrote:

Cabin Fever has got to be the worst movie ever. It's the benchmark for bad movies. For example:

"Have you ever seen 'The Grudge'? It was terrible"

"Was it as bad as 'Cabin Fever'?"

"Well, no. Not THAT bad............."

I think you missed the point of that flick. It was supposed to be a B-movie, teen slasher flick with the obligatory boob shots and lots of blood- For what it was trying to do, I think it was a homerun.

zootown

nathanastin wrote:

Two each his own; love Wes Anderson's opuses. Life Aquatic is so brilliant.

I agree with you. I wasnt as cool with Life Aquatic at first, but I have seen it a few times since then on the Independent Film Channel, and you are right, it is sheer fucking genius.

Glorified Irish Guy

evan almighty and jason x are 2 movies that come to mind that i really really hated, they make me angry how shit they were

suns rival

Glorified Irish Guy wrote:

evan almighty

i agree with this one

Rygar

zootown wrote:

I think you missed the point of that flick. It was supposed to be a B-movie, teen slasher flick with the obligatory boob shots and lots of blood- For what it was trying to do, I think it was a homerun.

Agreed.
Analyze That was pretty bad. Not the worst, but it goes on the 'avoid' list.

iamica

Forgot to add one: The Cable Guy. Blech.
I had no idea people would react so harshly because I didn't like Rushmore. I'm sorry, I just thought it was stupid. Not my kind of humor.

dcfaithful

Wrong Turn...doesn't matter which one...the fact that Henry Rollins is in #2 it STILL doesn't make it even slightly tolerable...it's god awful.

Nacho Libre was a glorified piece of shit as well in my book, and sadly enough I let a friend convince me to go see the Forbidden Kingdom with Jackie Chan and Jet Li...yeah, what I would do to get that 8 bucks back and the time I wasted.

dcfaithful

Sammi wrote:

So are we all in agreement that Nic Cage is a shitty actor??? I've been saying it for years and I get the same reaction form everyone: "I LOVE Nicholas Cage!!"

OMG, he's the same douche in every movie! He went to the Harrison Ford School of Acting and minored in Keanu Reeves! He sucks a donkeys!

Thank God. I totally agree with you...he can't display a real emotion worth shit. How he got famous, I'll never know.

CHANGEinWAVES

Bicentennial man

never saw so many people fall asleep in the theater at one time...looked like nap time at the "home":p

Rygar

dcfaithful wrote:

Wrong Turn...doesn't matter which one...the fact that Henry Rollins is in #2 it STILL doesn't make it even slightly tolerable...it's god awful.

Nacho Libre was a glorified piece of shit as well in my book, and sadly enough I let a friend convince me to go see the Forbidden Kingdom with Jackie Chan and Jet Li...yeah, what I would do to get that 8 bucks back and the time I wasted.

I liked Nacho Libre.

dcfaithful

mammasan wrote:

That was a pretty bad movie but no where near worst movie ever. I still say that Titanic should hold that title. The only redeamable quality about Titanic was Kate Winslets tits. Had it not been for them I probably would have torched the theatre.

...and it's fair to admit, we've all seen better

dcfaithful

Rygar wrote:

I liked Nacho Libre.

Are you still quoting Napoleon Dynamite too???

j/k, to each his own

dcfaithful

EquallyWorthless wrote:

better then temple of doom bah, its just "cool" to hate temple that why everyone says they do, grow an opinion of your own.

Hell yeah...I've got no beef with Temple

dcfaithful

JasonTeck wrote:

"Epic Movie"

I could not even stand 5 minutes of that movie!

Truth be known, they've been milking the " _____ Movie" franchise for quite some time now...the first two were funny, in just a disgusting kind of way but now they are just trying to hard.

Sammi

zootown wrote:

I think you missed the point of that flick. It was supposed to be a B-movie, teen slasher flick with the obligatory boob shots and lots of blood- For what it was trying to do, I think it was a homerun.

I see your point, but I still feel that it was straight awful.

Todd76

Sammi wrote:

So are we all in agreement that Nic Cage is a shitty actor??? I've been saying it for years and I get the same reaction form everyone: "I LOVE Nicholas Cage!!"

OMG, he's the same douche in every movie! He went to the Harrison Ford School of Acting and minored in Keanu Reeves! He sucks a donkeys!

I agree he has done ALOT of shitty movies, BUT......

Adaptation is a freakin great movie and he was great in it (one of my top 10 movies of all time)

.....he was also REALLY great in Lord of War and Leaving Las Vegas

back to the topic - some of the worst movies I have ever seen: Armageddon, Transformers, House Of The Dead

Rygar

dcfaithful wrote:

Are you still quoting Napoleon Dynamite too???

j/k, to each his own

Help me out, I don't get it!

edit - @ Todd76 - Transformers (the non-cartoon) is among the worst movies you've ever seen? I'm not saying it's a great movie, but if that makes your list you need to see more movies

catefrances

starship troopers

mr and mrs smith

gregkitefan

Two For The Money

Really crappy.

Todd76

Rygar wrote:

Todd76 - Transformers (the non-cartoon) is among the worst movies you've ever seen? I'm not saying it's a great movie, but if that makes your list you need to see more movies

I actually watch TONS of movies, I own over 300. Figured i'd go see Transformers in the theatre (shut off my brain and enjoy the eye candy) and I HATED it - almost walked out. I prefer my movies more artsy fartsy, but I can appreciate a GOOD blockbuster every once in awhile.

Rygar

Todd76 wrote:

I actually watch TONS of movies, I own over 300. Figured i'd go see Transformers in the theatre (shut off my brain and enjoy the eye candy) and I HATED it - almost walked out. I prefer my movies more artsy fartsy, but I can appreciate a GOOD blockbuster every once in awhile.

That part was a joke

I liked the Transformers, myself, but whatevs!
Are you of the Transformers generation?

Todd76

Rygar wrote:

That part was a joke

I liked the Transformers, myself, but whatevs!
Are you of the Transformers generation?

32 years old.....grew up with Transformers (actually still have several of the originals - now inherited by my 3 yr old)

i'll take the original animated movie over that Michael Bay pile of crap anyday

Rygar

Todd76 wrote:

32 years old.....grew up with Transformers (actually still have several of the originals - now inherited by my 3 yr old)

i'll take the original animated movie over that Michael Bay pile of crap anyday

I actually bought the animated movie shortly before the Micheal Bay movie hit theatres.
haha, the only good thing about it was Weird Al's song, haha

pretext

"Surf Nazis Must Die." Not that I disagree with the sentiment.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surf_Nazis_Must_Die

My uncle made me watch it back when Gilbert Gottfried hosted this b-movie program on USA. The family doesn't talk to him anymore.

BetterThanYou

mnicole22 wrote:

Anything with Nicholas Cage.

you're out of your fucking mind. he was excellent in leaving las vegas.