The Worst Movie Ever Made

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  • Hey dude, Michael Bay is remaking the birds. He isn't directing, but it's his production company that are doing it. The same company that remade Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Hitcher, and some other horror "updates too". God I hate Michael Bay.
    And Robocop???? That movie is awesomely awesome. Why would anyone want to remake it. It's perfect the way it is. And the cast is so god. There's no way they can do it justice.
    And seriously, the Lives of Others is still a new movie. and it's an Oscar Winner for good reason. Why must they continue to rape good movies instead of making original ones? WHY?????


    because hollywood is fresh out of original ideas. hitchcock movies are already perfect, why remake them ?
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  • because hollywood is fresh out of original ideas. hitchcock movies are already perfect, why remake them ?
    I know. I try to tell myself that it's just a phase, but it's been an awfully long phase so far.
    I think I'm going to watch the Usual Suspects to remind me of better times.
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  • I know. I try to tell myself that it's just a phase, but it's been an awfully long phase so far.
    I think I'm going to watch the Usual Suspects to remind me of better times.


    Yeah man I think I'm going to watch Rear Window or Strangers on a Train tonight to remind me at one point in time there was a director who made good original movies. I just went out and got Metropolis, Family Plot, Maltese Falcon, French Connection and On the Waterfront. Those are real movies.
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  • muiren77muiren77 Posts: 3,511
    Godzilla...overhyped...
    Anaconda...bleh...
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    apparently, 07162056 is THE date...
  • Rygar wrote:
    I'll throw The Family Stone and Dan in Real Life into the mix.
    dude, the dancing scene in DIRL was HILARIOUS!!!!
  • seanw1010seanw1010 Posts: 1,205
    worst movie ive ever seen is juno
    god its annoying
    they call them fingers, but i never see them fing. oh, there they go
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,689
    dude, the dancing scene in DIRL was HILARIOUS!!!!
    The only hilarious thing about that movie was the fact that I fucking watched it.
  • seanw1010 wrote:
    worst movie ive ever seen is juno
    god its annoying


    overrated ? yes ... worst movie ever ? not really.
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  • seanw1010seanw1010 Posts: 1,205
    overrated ? yes ... worst movie ever ? not really.
    to me it is. it was one of the only movies ive ever not finished watching because it was so terrible. and ill usually sit through any movie, no matter how bad.
    actually, i think the only two movies i couldnt sit through were juno and going overboard(that crappy adam sandler movie)
    they call them fingers, but i never see them fing. oh, there they go
  • seanw1010 wrote:
    to me it is. it was one of the only movies ive ever not finished watching because it was so terrible. and ill usually sit through any movie, no matter how bad.
    actually, i think the only two movies i couldnt sit through were juno and going overboard(that crappy adam sandler movie)


    dude i think you, my wife and i were the only people on the planet who didnt like juno then.
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  • smithnicsmithnic Posts: 1,563
    overrated ? yes ... worst movie ever ? not really.

    Exactly
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  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    seanw1010 wrote:
    to me it is. it was one of the only movies ive ever not finished watching because it was so terrible. and ill usually sit through any movie, no matter how bad.
    actually, i think the only two movies i couldnt sit through were juno and going overboard(that crappy adam sandler movie)
    I assume you don't watch a lot of films?
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  • For me, SHOOT EM UP, its ridiculous, it just edges CRANK which comes second.
  • the first 1000 slots o to bollywood movies
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  • DOSWDOSW Posts: 2,014
    I agree Juno wasn't great. I didn't hate it, but if my only options for review was a thumbs up and a thumbs down, I'd give it a thumbs down. They tried way too hard to make the Juno character cool, and I either disliked or felt indifferent to most of the characters. Jennifer Garner was awful. Jason Bateman was great though... but I'm probably biased because of the Soundgarden shirt he was wearing. :D
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  • Jeremy1012 wrote:
    But specifically City of Angels.
    Thank you for saying that! My mom loves that movie! I hate it.
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  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Thank you for saying that! My mom loves that movie! I hate it.
    I can't believe that producers actually allow Meg Ryan to be cast in films. Cage is one thing but Ryan is just abhorrent.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Has anyone mentioned Popeye yet ?
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • SammiSammi Posts: 27
    Cabin Fever has got to be the worst movie ever. It's the benchmark for bad movies. For example:

    "Have you ever seen 'The Grudge'? It was terrible"

    "Was it as bad as 'Cabin Fever'?"

    "Well, no. Not THAT bad............."
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  • SammiSammi Posts: 27
    So are we all in agreement that Nic Cage is a shitty actor??? I've been saying it for years and I get the same reaction form everyone: "I LOVE Nicholas Cage!!"

    OMG, he's the same douche in every movie! He went to the Harrison Ford School of Acting and minored in Keanu Reeves! He sucks a donkeys!
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  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,689
    Sammi wrote:
    So are we all in agreement that Nic Cage is a shitty actor??? I've been saying it for years and I get the same reaction form everyone: "I LOVE Nicholas Cage!!"

    OMG, he's the same douche in every movie! He went to the Harrison Ford School of Acting and minored in Keanu Reeves! He sucks a donkeys!
    Yeah, that Harrison Ford, what a failure he turned out to be!
  • SammiSammi Posts: 27
    Rygar wrote:
    Yeah, that Harrison Ford, what a failure he turned out to be!


    I never said he was a failure, I'm just not a fan. In fact, I am jealous at his ability to have little to no talent and still be successful.
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  • I watched Love Guru last night and that's got to be up there.
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  • Jeremy1012 wrote:
    I can't believe that producers actually allow Meg Ryan to be cast in films. Cage is one thing but Ryan is just abhorrent.
    Very true. I don't remember the last time she did a movie.
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  • Boogeyman
    Lady in the Water
    Waterworld
    The Happening
  • JSP552003 wrote:
    Boogeyman
    Lady in the Water
    Waterworld
    The Happening


    i thought lady in the water was actually a pretty good movie... i agree with the rest though
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  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    But specifically City of Angels.

    If anyone has seen Wings of Desire by Wim Wenders, the german film from the early 80s that was RAPED by the makers of City of Angels, which is purportedly a remake, although the word rehash (or indeed regurgitation) covers it better, you'll know what I'm talking about :)
    I love when Meg Ryan was riding her bicycle down the mountain with her eyes closed and her arms spread out...right before she bit it...:cool:
    It was a bad movie but I would watch again. :o
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  • angryyoungmanangryyoungman Medford, NY Posts: 1,028
    gosford park
    the happening
    lost in translation
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    finally, FUCK TICKETMASTER
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I love when Meg Ryan was riding her bicycle down the mountain with her eyes closed and her arms spread out...right before she bit it...:cool:
    It was a bad movie but I would watch again. :o
    Please just watch Wings of Desire instead :o:)

    Look how much better it sounds: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wings_of_Desire
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • angryyoungmanangryyoungman Medford, NY Posts: 1,028
    basically any m night shamlyan (sp? who cares he sucks) other than the sixth sense
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    JEFFREY ROSS ROGERS 1975-2002

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    finally, FUCK TICKETMASTER
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