The Worst Movie Ever Made

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  • mammasan
    mammasan Posts: 5,656
    Hitch-Hiker wrote:
    Pearl Harbour. Michael Bay should be shot for crimes against cinema.


    He redeemed himself with Transformers.
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  • Touchofgray16
    Touchofgray16 Posts: 639
    mammasan wrote:
    That was a pretty bad movie but no where near worst movie ever. I still say that Titanic should hold that title. The only redeamable quality about Titanic was Kate Winslets tits. Had it not been for them I probably would have torched the theatre.

    Tits, nah...Leo lungy's off the side of the boat were not too shabby. You know, I saw that movie 5 times in the theater. Yes, Titanic. And I've seen Braveheart over 200 times. Before you ask, yes, I do have a life, but not so much then...my kids were little in the '90's = no life. :D

    I still contend "Mr. Brooks" was the worst movie I've ever seen.
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  • roar
    roar Posts: 1,116
    pauly shore's directorial debut...
    Pauly Shore Is Dead

    there is no question.
    it's the worst movie ever made.
  • daystar143
    daystar143 Posts: 367
    Try Mission to Mars if it's ever on HBO. I did not know that Tim Robins could be in anything that totally inane!
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  • Hitch-Hiker
    Hitch-Hiker Posts: 2,873
    mammasan wrote:
    He redeemed himself with Transformers.
    While I enjoyed transformers, there is no redeeming ones self from the shithouse that is Pearl Harbour. He should go back to directing porn.
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  • my2hands
    my2hands Posts: 17,117
    I am going with heavy hitters only...


    1. Matrix
    2. Titanic

    fuck em :cool:
  • Hitch-Hiker
    Hitch-Hiker Posts: 2,873
    my2hands wrote:
    I am going with heavy hitters only...


    1. Matrix
    2. Titanic

    fuck em :cool:
    Edit that to say Matrix: revolutions and I'll agree. But seriously the first one is just so awesome and groundbreaking. There's no way in hell you can think that's the worst movie ever.
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  • Tom K
    Tom K Posts: 842
    petrocs, like anyone can even know that.
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  • LikeAnOcean
    LikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    Jean Claude Van Damme's "The Quest"..

    or the one he did with Rob Schnider.. Knock Off?



    I really enjoyed the new Indy movie.. not as good as the first three, but it kept me entertained and I'll probably buy it.
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    I really enjoyed the new Indy movie.. not as good as the first three, but it kept me entertained and I'll probably buy it.
    I agree with you. Didn't care for the aliens or the cg vine swing, but the humor and style was the more or less the same and the movie was overall enjoyable.
  • suns rival
    suns rival Posts: 15,926
    i thought "battlefield earth" was the worst movie ever. but haven't saw it.

    "son of the mask" is the worst movie that i saw.
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  • EquallyWorthless
    EquallyWorthless Posts: 3,993
    Music For Rhinos wrote:
    Hmm, I like that movie.


    Anyway, to avoid wasting time, the trick is to realize BEFORE you watch the movie that it's probably going to suck and therefore isn't worth your time.


    me too but im a homer for Scorsese so that explains that.

    ANd i also agree with this outlook i just dont watch movies i know are going to be shit. people are always like you like every movie you see and i say its coz i only watch good movies and if i do watch a crap movie why would i talk about it. That being said Alexander comes to mind as one of the worst.
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  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    suns rival wrote:
    i thought "battlefield earth" was the worst movie ever. but haven't saw it.

    "son of the mask" is the worst movie that i saw.
    Haven't seen either but good choices!
  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,237
    Mine has to be Tarzan The Ape Man (1981) the one with Bo Derek/Miles O'keefe and directed by John Derek.

    The imagery alone was hard to watch and it made no sense. Worst ever.

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  • iamica
    iamica Chicago Posts: 2,628
    Forgot to mention Constantine. What a piece of crap. I would have walked out of the theatre if I hadn't been on a date.
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  • South of Seattle
    South of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    Chaplin

    Blair Witch Project

    Romancing the Stone
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  • EquallyWorthless
    EquallyWorthless Posts: 3,993
    blair witch project is fucking terrible
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  • DOSW
    DOSW Posts: 2,014
    Rygar wrote:
    I agree with you. Didn't care for the aliens or the cg vine swing, but the humor and style was the more or less the same and the movie was overall enjoyable.

    Me too, I'm a big fan of Raiders and Crusade (even Temple of Doom had its moments) and I thought the new one was pretty good. Better than Temple of Doom, at least... the CGI groundhogs were the worst, imo, but besides that it was a fun movie.
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  • supersonicyears
    supersonicyears Posts: 2,619
    Blair Witch Project
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  • EquallyWorthless
    EquallyWorthless Posts: 3,993
    DOSW wrote:
    Me too, I'm a big fan of Raiders and Crusade (even Temple of Doom had its moments) and I thought the new one was pretty good. Better than Temple of Doom, at least... the CGI groundhogs were the worst, imo, but besides that it was a fun movie.


    better then temple of doom bah, its just "cool" to hate temple that why everyone says they do, grow an opinion of your own.
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