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  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    TOP TEN REASONS WHY ZIGGYSTAR'S SHORT FILM SHOULD WIN THE COMPETITION

    1. Because she didn't even tidy up before shooting :eek:
    2. 'Cos of it's rad music
    3. Because i dont care (what film?????)
    4. Because she knew to hack the achille's tendon to bring the man down! psycho biatch!! :eek:
    5. Because she's just fucking AWESOME!!!...and I'll kill anyone who disagrees! :D
    i started reading a book today.. the opening scene involved a dog that had been killed by a pitch fork... :eek: maybe your movie will lose because it doesnt have a pitch fork :)
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    illegal_pants wrote:
    TOP TEN REASONS WHY ZIGGYSTAR'S SHORT FILM SHOULD WIN THE COMPETITION

    now y'all have to go watch it HAHAHA
    Wow those Southerners say Y'all.... didnt know South Aussies did :)
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    again i ask - what film?? or should i not be asking????
    impatience is a gift ........
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    zenith wrote:
    again i ask - what film?? or should i not be asking????
    I'm not even sure it could be classed as soft porn....
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    TOP TEN REASONS WHY ZIGGYSTAR'S SHORT FILM SHOULD WIN THE COMPETITION

    1. Because she didn't even tidy up before shooting :eek:
    2. 'Cos of it's rad music
    3. Because i dont care (what film?????)
    4. Because she knew to hack the achille's tendon to bring the man down! psycho biatch!! :eek:
    5. Because she's just fucking AWESOME!!!...and I'll kill anyone who disagrees! :D
    6. Because Zenith doesn't know what it is...
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    vital5 wrote:
    6. Because Zenith doesn't know what it is...
    piss off - thats why it shouldnt win
    impatience is a gift ........
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    and shouldnt you be plugging away at your reply in the aussie thread, anyway??
    impatience is a gift ........
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLYxf0WLxfE
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    1. Because she didn't even tidy up before shooting
    2. 'Cos of it's rad music
    3. Because i dont care (what film?????)
    4. Because she knew to hack the achille's tendon to bring the man down! psycho biatch!!
    5. Because she's just fucking AWESOME!!!...and I'll kill anyone who disagrees!
    6. Because Zenith doesn't know what it is...
    7. Because "Ziggy Played GUITARRRRRRRRRRRRRR"!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLYxf0WLxfE
    Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt :)
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    mookie9999 wrote:
    TOP TEN REASONS WHY ZIGGYSTAR'S SHORT FILM SHOULD WIN THE COMPETITION
    1. Because she didn't even tidy up before shooting
    2. 'Cos of it's rad music
    3. Because i dont care (what film?????)
    4. Because she knew to hack the achille's tendon to bring the man down! psycho biatch!!
    5. Because she's just fucking AWESOME!!!...and I'll kill anyone who disagrees!
    6. Because Zenith doesn't know what it is...
    7. Because "Ziggy Played GUITARRRRRRRRRRRRRR"!
    nice one :eek:
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    vital5 wrote:
    Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt :)

    WHAT T-SHIRT???
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLYxf0WLxfE

    well - ahem...

    that was just charming!! who made the soundtrack??

    you know, parts of it kind of made me think of a bad taste/alternate funniest home video episode or something. All you need is a toni peron lookalike with a pit of pigs blood tipped over her to into it and youd have a sure winner :D
    impatience is a gift ........
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    WHAT T-SHIRT???

    i want one TOO damnit

    a nice screencap of you dragging that dude :eek:
    wah
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    vital5 wrote:
    Wow those Southerners say Y'all.... didnt know South Aussies did :)

    ha :)

    i have friends in Georgia and South Carolina, i'm turning into them :eek:
    wah
  • DonJon
    DonJon Posts: 5,089
    TOP TEN REASONS WHY ZIGGYSTAR'S SHORT FILM SHOULD WIN THE COMPETITION

    1. Because she didn't even tidy up before shooting
    2. 'Cos of it's rad music
    3. Because i dont care (what film?????)
    4. Because she knew to hack the achille's tendon to bring the man down! psycho biatch!!
    5. Because she's just fucking AWESOME!!!...and I'll kill anyone who disagrees!
    6. Because Zenith doesn't know what it is...
    7. It was the last time Bernhard Fanning was seen alive
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • DonJon
    DonJon Posts: 5,089
    Damn I gotta check in here more often - how the crap did I miss the thread on Stella's pants? Can we do that one again??
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    DonJon wrote:
    Damn I gotta check in here more often - how the crap did I miss the thread on Stella's pants? Can we do that one again??

    take it too 100!!!!!!!!!!!

    :D
    wah
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    illegal_pants wrote:
    ha :)

    i have friends in Georgia and South Carolina, i'm turning into them :eek:

    Haha.. really? Did you show them our Top 100 Reasons Why Pearl Jam Didn't Tour The South thread? :D
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    TOP TEN REASONS WHY ZIGGYSTAR'S SHORT FILM SHOULD WIN THE COMPETITION

    1. Because she didn't even tidy up before shooting
    2. 'Cos of it's rad music
    3. Because i dont care (what film?????)
    4. Because she knew to hack the achille's tendon to bring the man down! psycho biatch!!
    5. Because she's just fucking AWESOME!!!...and I'll kill anyone who disagrees!
    6. Because Zenith doesn't know what it is...
    7. It was the last time Bernard Fanning was seen alive
    8. Because the lead male actor is the spitting image of Charles Manson and the lead actress is one of his girls ;)
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    TOP TEN REASONS WHY ZIGGYSTAR'S SHORT FILM SHOULD WIN THE COMPETITION

    1. Because she didn't even tidy up before shooting
    2. 'Cos of it's rad music
    3. Because i dont care (what film?????)
    4. Because she knew to hack the achille's tendon to bring the man down! psycho biatch!!
    5. Because she's just fucking AWESOME!!!...and I'll kill anyone who disagrees!
    6. Because Zenith doesn't know what it is...
    7. It was the last time Bernard Fanning was seen alive
    8. Because the lead male actor is the spitting image of Charles Manson and the lead actress is one of his girls!
    9. Because after this win, we're going to the Oscars!!! "And I'd like to thank Pearl Jam..." ;)
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • ozpjman
    ozpjman Posts: 872
    illegal_pants wrote:
    TOP TEN REASONS WHY ILLEGAL_PANTS' PANTS ARE ILLEGAL

    10. 'Cos they're named after someone who shall remain unknown

    I believe this 'someone' could be a member of the now defunct band Matchbox 20....

    Further to that, one of these members was also seen entering the Crazy Horse in Adelaide on their last tour here, werent they Stella!!!
    Stars walk the red carpet because they're famous - I walk the toilet paper because im the shit.
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    ozpjman wrote:
    I believe this 'someone' could be a member of the now defunct band Matchbox 20....

    Further to that, one of these members was also seen entering the Crazy Horse in Adelaide on their last tour here, werent they Stella!!!
    Hahaha i'm picturing that guy from Little Britain.... Ray McCooney

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/littlebritain/images/396/mccooney.jpg
    "Me thinking ye know tooo much" *plays picolo*
    "mnyesssss!!!!"
    Ray's Riddles

    Ray: I'm hard yet soft, I am coloured yet clear, I am fruity and sweet. I am jelly. What am I?

    Donald: Jelly.

    Ray: Yeeeeees.
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    TOP TEN REASONS WHY ZIGGYSTAR'S SHORT FILM SHOULD WIN THE COMPETITION

    1. Because she didn't even tidy up before shooting
    2. 'Cos of it's rad music
    3. Because i dont care (what film?????)
    4. Because she knew to hack the achille's tendon to bring the man down! psycho biatch!!
    5. Because she's just fucking AWESOME!!!...and I'll kill anyone who disagrees!
    6. Because Zenith doesn't know what it is...
    7. It was the last time Bernard Fanning was seen alive
    8. Because the lead male actor is the spitting image of Charles Manson and the lead actress is one of his girls!
    9. Because after this win, we're going to the Oscars!!! "And I'd like to thank Pearl Jam..." ;)
    10. Because it was the only entry (the judges are having a tough time deciding)+ ;)
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    TOP TEN REASONS WHY ILLEGAL_PANTS' PANTS ARE ILLEGAL

    Okay i started it before... here it comes again by resquest :)

    mwahahahaha
  • DonJon
    DonJon Posts: 5,089
    TOP TEN REASONS WHY ILLEGAL_PANTS' PANTS ARE ILLEGAL
    1. They've been broken into too many times and the police are holding them for DNA deposits - of which there are many
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • DonJon
    DonJon Posts: 5,089
    TOP TEN REASONS WHY ILLEGAL_PANTS' PANTS ARE ILLEGAL
    1. They've been broken into too many times and the police are holding them for DNA deposits - of which there are many
    2. They arent really illegal - its just her dancing name at the crazy horse.
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    TOP TEN REASONS WHY ILLEGAL_PANTS' PANTS ARE ILLEGAL
    1. They've been broken into too many times and the police are holding them for DNA deposits - of which there are many
    2. They arent really illegal - its just her dancing name at the crazy horse.
    3. They have a pair of pink fluffy handcuffs in the pocket... WITHOUT the required Quick release! :)
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Haven't we already done this???????????????????
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    vital5 wrote:
    TOP TEN REASONS WHY ILLEGAL_PANTS' PANTS ARE ILLEGAL
    1. They've been broken into too many times and the police are holding them for DNA deposits - of which there are many
    2. They arent really illegal - its just her dancing name at the crazy horse.
    3. They have a pair of pink fluffy handcuffs in the pocket... WITHOUT the required Quick release! :)

    4. They hang low and show her "crack".....
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self

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