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  • ozpjman
    ozpjman Posts: 872
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Can I come?

    Fucken oath you can!!!

    You will be my inspiration that gets me over the line. I thought it was gonna be awesome just thinking about you, now you gonna be there!!
    Stars walk the red carpet because they're famous - I walk the toilet paper because im the shit.
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    ozpjman wrote:
    Fucken oath you can!!!

    You will be my inspiration that gets me over the line. I thought it was gonna be awesome just thinking about you, now you gonna be there!!

    HA HA! Awesome! I like to watch! And you thought you'd only be looking at that photo of my piercing! Now I'll be there in the flesh, baby!

    Speaking of that photo, you still don't have that as your desktop picture, do you?
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • ozpjman
    ozpjman Posts: 872
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    HA HA! Awesome! I like to watch! And you thought you'd only be looking at that photo of my piercing! Now I'll be there in the flesh, baby!

    Speaking of that photo, you still don't have that as your desktop picture, do you?

    Oh you wont be watching... you'll be participating. Im used to seeing that piercing up close, cant wait to introduce myself to it with my tongue hehe

    I still do have that photo, its my desktop picture at home, and also I printed out an A3 colour pic of it and laminated it, easier to clean...

    So when should I come up?
    Stars walk the red carpet because they're famous - I walk the toilet paper because im the shit.
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    ozpjman wrote:
    Oh you wont be watching... you'll be participating. Im used to seeing that piercing up close, cant wait to introduce myself to it with my tongue hehe

    :eek: Well, don't you work fast! It's suddenly gone from watching to tongueing piercings!!! Bit of a smooth operator are we?
    ozpjman wrote:
    I still do have that photo, its my desktop picture at home, and also I printed out an A3 colour pic of it and laminated it, easier to clean...

    Smart thinking! Laminating will save you A LOT in printer cartridges! If only all the men who had that photo were as smart as you!
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • DonJon
    DonJon Posts: 5,089
    ozpjman wrote:
    Oh you wont be watching... you'll be participating. Im used to seeing that piercing up close, cant wait to introduce myself to it with my tongue hehe

    I still do have that photo, its my desktop picture at home, and also I printed out an A3 colour pic of it and laminated it, easier to clean...

    So when should I come up?

    Nice thinking with the lamination
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • DonJon
    DonJon Posts: 5,089
    TOP TEN LINES TO USE ON SECURITY TO GET BACK STAGE AT A PEARL JAM CONCERT

    1. I suck AND swallow, BIG BOY!
    2. Thousands of my potential children died on your daughters face last night. Would you like to kill some of your own potential kids right here and now? *shudders*
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • ozpjman
    ozpjman Posts: 872
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    :eek: Well, don't you work fast! It's suddenly gone from watching to tongueing piercings!!! Bit of a smooth operator are we?


    Smart thinking! Laminating will save you A LOT in printer cartridges! If only all the men who had that photo were as smart as you!

    My apologies, we seemed to have a connection hehe, you can go back to watching, but I cant guarantee you'll get out of there clean...

    No other man has the photo, i made sure I had the only copy, well besides Tigress that is :D

    So when am I cumming up?
    Stars walk the red carpet because they're famous - I walk the toilet paper because im the shit.
  • ozpjman
    ozpjman Posts: 872
    TOP TEN LINES TO USE ON SECURITY TO GET BACK STAGE AT A PEARL JAM CONCERT

    1. I suck AND swallow, BIG BOY!
    2. Thousands of my potential children died on your daughters face last night. Would you like to kill some of your own potential kids right here and now? *shudders*
    3. (To the black security guard) HEY, arent you Vicera from the WWE???
    Stars walk the red carpet because they're famous - I walk the toilet paper because im the shit.
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    TOP TEN LINES TO USE ON SECURITY TO GET BACK STAGE AT A PEARL JAM CONCERT

    1. I suck AND swallow, BIG BOY!
    2. Thousands of my potential children died on your daughters face last night. Would you like to kill some of your own potential kids right here and now? *shudders*
    3. (To the black security guard) HEY, arent you Vicera from the WWE???
    4. I have a brain tumour and the doctors say I'll be dead within a month. One of my last dying wishes is to meet Pearl Jam ;)
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  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    E.K wrote:
    TOP TEN LINES TO USE ON SECURITY TO GET BACK STAGE AT A PEARL JAM CONCERT

    1. I suck AND swallow, BIG BOY!
    2. Thousands of my potential children died on your daughters face last night. Would you like to kill some of your own potential kids right here and now? *shudders*
    3. (To the black security guard) HEY, arent you Vicera from the WWE???
    4. I have a brain tumour and the doctors say I'll be dead within a month. One of my last dying wishes is to meet Pearl Jam ;)

    5. My sister sucks and swallows, big boy....here's her number....
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    ozpjman wrote:
    Right, im taking over hehe

    TOP TEN LINES TO USE ON SECURITY TO GET BACK STAGE AT A PEARL JAM CONCERT
    oi you broke the game buddy.. someone said that we should have more illegal pants things.. and i set it up :( boohoo

    <edit> did i meantion i'm boohoo'ing? :)
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    :eek: Well, don't you work fast! It's suddenly gone from watching to tongueing piercings!!! Bit of a smooth operator are we?



    Smart thinking! Laminating will save you A LOT in printer cartridges! If only all the men who had that photo were as smart as you!
    Why not just laminate them before you send them out to your fans Ziggy?
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    TOP TEN LINES TO USE ON SECURITY TO GET BACK STAGE AT A PEARL JAM CONCERT

    1. I suck AND swallow, BIG BOY!
    2. Thousands of my potential children died on your daughters face last night. Would you like to kill some of your own potential kids right here and now? *shudders*
    3. (To the black security guard) HEY, arent you Vicera from the WWE???
    4. I have a brain tumour and the doctors say I'll be dead within a month. One of my last dying wishes is to meet Pearl Jam
    5. My sister sucks and swallows, big boy....here's her number...
    6. Hi... Eddie used my 50 Cent coin for the cup and coin game on stage.. yeah i know he had it in his arse cheeks, but i still need it back.
  • ozpjman
    ozpjman Posts: 872
    TOP TEN LINES TO USE ON SECURITY TO GET BACK STAGE AT A PEARL JAM CONCERT

    1. I suck AND swallow, BIG BOY!
    2. Thousands of my potential children died on your daughters face last night. Would you like to kill some of your own potential kids right here and now? *shudders*
    3. (To the black security guard) HEY, arent you Vicera from the WWE???
    4. I have a brain tumour and the doctors say I'll be dead within a month. One of my last dying wishes is to meet Pearl Jam
    5. My sister sucks and swallows, big boy....here's her number...
    6. Hi... Eddie used my 50 Cent coin for the cup and coin game on stage.. yeah i know he had it in his arse cheeks, but i still need it back.
    7. Hi I'm from Ticketmaster...
    Stars walk the red carpet because they're famous - I walk the toilet paper because im the shit.
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    TOP TEN LINES TO USE ON SECURITY TO GET BACK STAGE AT A PEARL JAM CONCERT

    1. I suck AND swallow, BIG BOY!
    2. Thousands of my potential children died on your daughters face last night. Would you like to kill some of your own potential kids right here and now? *shudders*
    3. (To the black security guard) HEY, arent you Vicera from the WWE???
    4. I have a brain tumour and the doctors say I'll be dead within a month. One of my last dying wishes is to meet Pearl Jam
    5. My sister sucks and swallows, big boy....here's her number...
    6. Hi... Eddie used my 50 Cent coin for the cup and coin game on stage.. yeah i know he had it in his arse cheeks, but i still need it back.
    7. Hi I'm from Ticketmaster...
    8. at the U2/ Pearl Jam gigs... it was "potato-man!" (one for the irish lot, and two for Mike and his love of Mr. Potato Head )
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    TOP TEN LINES TO USE ON SECURITY TO GET BACK STAGE AT A PEARL JAM CONCERT

    1. I suck AND swallow, BIG BOY!
    2. Thousands of my potential children died on your daughters face last night. Would you like to kill some of your own potential kids right here and now? *shudders*
    3. (To the black security guard) HEY, arent you Vicera from the WWE???
    4. I have a brain tumour and the doctors say I'll be dead within a month. One of my last dying wishes is to meet Pearl Jam
    5. My sister sucks and swallows, big boy....here's her number...
    6. Hi... Eddie used my 50 Cent coin for the cup and coin game on stage.. yeah i know he had it in his arse cheeks, but i still need it back.
    7. Hi I'm from Ticketmaster...
    8. at the U2/ Pearl Jam gigs... it was "potato-man!"
    9. let me backstage or I'll tell your coworkers you offered to let me backstage if I let you blow me.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DonJon
    DonJon Posts: 5,089
    TOP TEN LINES TO USE ON SECURITY TO GET BACK STAGE AT A PEARL JAM CONCERT

    1. I suck AND swallow, BIG BOY!
    2. Thousands of my potential children died on your daughters face last night. Would you like to kill some of your own potential kids right here and now? *shudders*
    3. (To the black security guard) HEY, arent you Vicera from the WWE???
    4. I have a brain tumour and the doctors say I'll be dead within a month. One of my last dying wishes is to meet Pearl Jam
    5. My sister sucks and swallows, big boy....here's her number...
    6. Hi... Eddie used my 50 Cent coin for the cup and coin game on stage.. yeah i know he had it in his arse cheeks, but i still need it back.
    7. Hi I'm from Ticketmaster...
    8. at the U2/ Pearl Jam gigs... it was "potato-man!"
    9. let me backstage or I'll tell your coworkers you offered to let me backstage if I let you blow me.
    10. Whats a handsome and intelligent man like you wasting time being a security guard. Why dont we pop around the corner and play a little hide the sausage
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • DonJon
    DonJon Posts: 5,089
    Dont think this has been done
    TOP TEN REASONS WHY WE ALL SPEND SO MUCH TIME IN THE PIT
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    TOP TEN REASONS WHY WE ALL SPEND SO MUCH TIME IN THE PIT

    1. We have no other friends outside of the Pit :o
  • threefish10
    threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    TOP TEN REASONS WHY WE ALL SPEND SO MUCH TIME IN THE PIT

    1. We have no other friends outside of the Pit :o
    2. It's either this....or talk to my wife.
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980

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