The Condom Game!

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  • Posts: 1,855
    and Jimmy Kimmel
  • Posts: 19,646
    KosmicJelli wrote:
    and Jimmy Kimmel


    he can go fuck himself ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Posts: 1,855
    dunkman wrote:
    he can go fuck himself ;)


    ROFLMAO....

    then he dont need the condoms
  • Posts: 3,424
    A wrestler's mask, a large birdcage, a staple gun and a box of condoms.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Posts: 2,146
    A Ronco Juicer, Viagra, and a funnel.
  • Posts: 3,424
    25 cans of spaghetti-O's, a showercap, a long baguette (day old) and a box of condoms...flavored.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Posts: 19,646
    KosmicJelli wrote:
    ROFLMAO....

    then he dont need the condoms


    he excels in balloon puppetry :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Posts: 3,424
    a can of air freshener, a plastic tarp, an electric knife and a box of condoms.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Posts: 3,424
    a large jar of centrum-silver, polygrip, a bag of brach's butterscotch candies, and a box of condoms.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Posts: 3,424
    a package of 3 golfballs, a ball peen hammer, a tube of neosporin, and a box of condoms
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Posts: 19,646
    a map of Nigeria, the dvd boxset of Crazy Like A Fox, a bassoon and a box of condoms.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Posts: 3,424
    half a fillet of salmon, a jar of olive oil, a plunger and a box of condoms
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Posts: 3,424
    Maxim magazine, a package of tube socks, 3 boxes of instant pudding and a box of condoms
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Posts: 31,146
    a sombrero, a bag of goldfish, 12 oz of cinnamon and one condom
  • Posts: 3,424
    cutback wrote:
    a sombrero, a bag of goldfish, 12 oz of cinnamon and one condom
    where???

    on what corner will you be waiting for me????
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Posts: 1,855
    no fair i already said sombrero... :) j/k
  • Posts: 4,677
    A bag of Starbucks Guatemala Casi Cielo (must be ground, not whole bean!!), guitar tablature for both Nirvana's Rape Me and Perry Como's All At Once You Love Her, two over-ripened kiwis, a plastic confederate flag, and a box of condoms.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Posts: 31,146
    failedpersephone wrote:
    where???

    on what corner will you be waiting for me????


    i'll be on the corner of santa monica blvd and la cienega wearing this

    make it quick the the bag of frozen peas is melting
  • Posts: 31,146
    KosmicJelli wrote:
    no fair i already said sombrero... :) j/k

    true but you can never have too many sombrero's.....:p
  • Posts: 3,424
    Two boxes of party poppers, a can of chili (no beans) a pair of "moonboots" size 13 double wide and a box of condoms.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.

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