The Condom Game!

Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
edited February 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
The way you play the Box of Condoms Game is: you have to come up with one item to take to the register with a box of condoms to make the cashier raise an eyebrow.

No repeats




a coloring book! :D
I will be what i could be
Once I get out of this town


9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
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  • edvedder913edvedder913 Posts: 1,810
    a pregnancy test
  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    A pregnancy test!!! :D
    A human being that was given to fly.

    Wembley 18/06/07

    If there was a reason, it was you.

    O2 Arena 18/09/09
  • lol...

    windex and paper towel.
    ~~*~~ ...i surfaced and all of my being was enlightend... ~~*~~
  • edvedder913edvedder913 Posts: 1,810
    A pregnancy test!!! :D

    ha beat cha
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Beer brauts and condoms
    I love to turn you on
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,290
    Hot dog buns.

    :D
  • a rolling pin, a jar of peanut butter, and raisins.
  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    ha beat cha
    DAMMIT!! :(





    :D
    A human being that was given to fly.

    Wembley 18/06/07

    If there was a reason, it was you.

    O2 Arena 18/09/09
  • whipped cream and a blindfold.
    ~~*~~ ...i surfaced and all of my being was enlightend... ~~*~~
  • senninsennin Posts: 2,146
    Baby Oil, a pair of tube socks, and Cat Fancy magazine.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    4 litres of Baby Oil
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • My prescription of penicillin.
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,572
    candles ,chocolate syrup,and plastic wrap..
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    a Mens Body Building & Weightlifting Magazine
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • nylon stockings and a pair of scissors.
    ~~*~~ ...i surfaced and all of my being was enlightend... ~~*~~
  • diapers :D
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • sennin wrote:
    Baby Oil, a pair of tube socks, and Cat Fancy magazine.
    that just made me spit my water out hahaha
  • I tried a thread like this...it was fun while it lasted:

    (usually it's 3 things and a box of condoms)

    squeegee handle, duct tape, jar of vaseline and a box of condoms.
    (helps if you mutter "safety first!")

    Strawberry shortcake doll, 5 cans of beef gravy, a package of craft feathers, and a box of condoms.

    :D I can come up with more....
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Half a pound of butter (unsalted), incontinence pants and a copy of Farmers Monthly.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    A Harry Potter DVD and a gallon of Nyquil?

    Edit:Sorry, didn't pay attention.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • I tried a thread like this...it was fun while it lasted:

    (usually it's 3 things and a box of condoms)

    squeegee handle, duct tape, jar of vaseline and a box of condoms.
    (helps if you mutter "safety first!")

    Strawberry shortcake doll, 5 cans of beef gravy, a package of craft feathers, and a box of condoms.

    :D I can come up with more....

    Hmmm... like a crotchless firemans suit for a midget... and a glass coffee table?
  • senninsennin Posts: 2,146
    A gorilla mask, Quaker synthetic motor oil, and a plunger.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    a pneumatic drill, 3 My Little Pony dvd's and a life size statue of Danny De Vito
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Hmmm... like a crotchless firemans suit for a midget... and a glass coffee table.

    a children's halloween chicken costume, a bottle of windex, a box of bird seed, and a box of condoms...best if wearing a "I heart Herve Villiachziaze" t shirt...
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • dunkman wrote:
    a pneumatic drill, 3 My Little Pony dvd's and a life size statue of Danny De Vito
    AHAHAHAHAHAAAA! :D:D
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • three boxes of twinkies, a kiddie pool, a plunger and a box of condoms.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    tiny anvil, naked fireman's calendar and a mop.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Pinesol, 1 bag of top soil and a pack of yellow rubber gloves.
  • chinobaezachinobaeza Posts: 2,489
    a lollypop
  • can of creamed corn, a small gardening spade, a funnel and a box of extra long ribbed condoms.

    (btw they are on sale at walgreens...if you hurry you can get 2 boxes)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
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