The Condom Game!

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  • Happy Mother's day card and a Golden Girls DVD.

    Also the classic way to shock a line behind you is to get maybe 10 dollars worth of beer and add a pack of diapers and baby food into the cart and after they've gone through the cashier and the total amount is over the 10 dollars just ask him/her to leave the diapers and baby food out only paying for the beers.
  • Children's book featuring "Elmo", bottle of Children's Dimetap, tube of warming KY, and a box of condoms...
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • peanut butter, pooper scooper, and a box of condoms
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • WhizbangWhizbang Posts: 1,314
    shave gel, razors, KY and a box of condoms.
    believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.

    I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29

    Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
  • 1 box condoms

    1 shoe horn
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    a one pound trout, a 1987 honda civic and a box of condoms
  • PJ_ROCKSPJ_ROCKS Posts: 6,736
    Energizer Bunny and a box of condoms....


    well it made me laugh!

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  • Shaving gel, bananas, a spray can of Lysol disinfectant....and a box of condoms.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Snuggle Fabric softener, 10/30 motor oil, 1 Funnel, 3 Gerbils, and a Box of Magnum's.
    NERDS!
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    220 grit sandpaper, a six pack of bartles and james, a granite bust of bea arthur and a box of condoms
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    cutback wrote:
    220 grit sandpaper, a six pack of bartles and james, a granite bust of bea arthur and a box of condoms

    Were you at my prom or something?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Were you at my prom or something?


    you too?? i thought that was a so cal thing...must've spread north....;) :p:D
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    cutback wrote:
    you too?? i thought that was a so cal thing...must've spread north....;) :p:D

    Like a bad case of herpies!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Like a bad case of herpies!

    there is a good case of herpes??? :eek: :D:D
  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    :confused: A donut...
    and a Boston Cream Pie.
    PJ- 04/29/2003.06/24,25,27,28,30/2008.10/27,28,30,31/2009
    EV- 08/09,10/2008.06/08,09/2009
  • A Bike seat, Ray-Ban Sunglasses, Spandex Pants, Carne Asada Burrito, and a box of condoms.
    NERDS!
  • clown suit, the big-box-o-condoms, and a box of milk bones
    07-02-98, 10-11-00, 04-22-03, 04-23-03, 06-09-03, 06-10-03, 06-18-03, 06-21-03, 06-22-03, 10-02-04, 10-03-04, 10-05-04, 05-16-06, 05-17-06, 05-22-06, 06-24-06, 06-29-06
  • This one requires a blind friend that is in on the joke and a very old cashier....

    Send your blind friend through the line with a tube of industrial adhesive, a bushel of banana's and the box of condoms. Then wait to see the reaction of the cashier and if the cashier changes out the glue.
    07-02-98, 10-11-00, 04-22-03, 04-23-03, 06-09-03, 06-10-03, 06-18-03, 06-21-03, 06-22-03, 10-02-04, 10-03-04, 10-05-04, 05-16-06, 05-17-06, 05-22-06, 06-24-06, 06-29-06
  • a watermelon
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me...
  • some chloroform... a chainsaw... and some bin bags :eek:
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • A large box of ping-pong balls,salad cream and a box of assorted ticklers.
    Ribbed for her pleasure!
  • A blow up doll, a chicken and some mayonnaise
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    an onion, a pillow case, an old school pair of adidas, and a boxxx of EXXXTRA RIBBED condoms.
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • KosmicJelliKosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    boxed wine, stuffed teletubbie dolls, velcro and ceiling hanging chair
  • Gunpowder, a priest, a tube of Anusol and a small box of featherlites.
  • boxed wine, stuffed teletubbie dolls, velcro and ceiling hanging chair

    Like where you're going with the chair.
  • KosmicJelliKosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    Fender_Man wrote:
    Like where you're going with the chair.


    me too! ;)
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    ceiling hanging chair
    a chinese basket???!!!! SWEET!
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,334
    rubber gloves
    Sydney 11/02/2003
    Sydney 14/02/2003
    Sydney 07/11/2006
    Sydney 18/11/2006
    Sydney 22/11/2009
    EV Sydney 18/03/2011
    EV Sydney 19/03/2011
    EV Sydney 20/03/2011
    Melbourne 24/01/2014
    Sydney 26/01/2014
    EV Sydney 13/02/2014
  • KosmicJelliKosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    SENROCK! wrote:
    a chinese basket???!!!! SWEET!

    they used to be called taiwan baskets... but you know everything is made in China now
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