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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    failedpersephone wrote:
    I tried a thread like this...it was fun while it lasted:

    (usually it's 3 things and a box of condoms)

    squeegee handle, duct tape, jar of vaseline and a box of condoms.
    (helps if you mutter "safety first!")

    Strawberry shortcake doll, 5 cans of beef gravy, a package of craft feathers, and a box of condoms.

    :D I can come up with more....

    Hmmm... like a crotchless firemans suit for a midget... and a glass coffee table?
  • sennin
    sennin Posts: 2,146
    A gorilla mask, Quaker synthetic motor oil, and a plunger.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    a pneumatic drill, 3 My Little Pony dvd's and a life size statue of Danny De Vito
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Hmmm... like a crotchless firemans suit for a midget... and a glass coffee table.

    a children's halloween chicken costume, a bottle of windex, a box of bird seed, and a box of condoms...best if wearing a "I heart Herve Villiachziaze" t shirt...
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Drop The Leash 10
    Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    dunkman wrote:
    a pneumatic drill, 3 My Little Pony dvd's and a life size statue of Danny De Vito
    AHAHAHAHAHAAAA! :D:D
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    three boxes of twinkies, a kiddie pool, a plunger and a box of condoms.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    tiny anvil, naked fireman's calendar and a mop.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • carbon436
    carbon436 Posts: 352
    Pinesol, 1 bag of top soil and a pack of yellow rubber gloves.
  • chinobaeza
    chinobaeza Santiago Posts: 2,489
    a lollypop
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    can of creamed corn, a small gardening spade, a funnel and a box of extra long ribbed condoms.

    (btw they are on sale at walgreens...if you hurry you can get 2 boxes)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Only the condoms, but I would be locking arms with a grandmotherly type and pleading with her to call me "Sonny".
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    A grape.


    (But only one). :confused:
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Only the condoms, but I would be locking arms with a grandmotherly type and pleading with her to call me "Sonny".
    hahahahaaaa!!! oh wow...

    don't forget to get denture grip!
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    a Hannah Montana magazine, a Michael Jackson mask and a Webcam


    :eek:
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Drop The Leash 10
    Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    dunkman wrote:
    a Hannah Montana magazine, a Michael Jackson mask and a Webcam


    :eek:
    thats the best so far! :D
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • Silent Bob
    Silent Bob Posts: 1
    If you were a girl, it could be some needles along with the condoms. That should get a look.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    A box of condoms, a leash, and a book on sheepherding.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • stu gee
    stu gee Posts: 1,174
    One of those balloon blower uppers.
    People say im paranoid. Well, they dont say it, but i know that's what they are thinking.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    orthopedic shoe inserts, a walker, a pack of ensure drinks and a box of condoms.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    a body pillow, a set of sheets, an electric toothbrush and a box of condoms
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.

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