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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    a map of Nigeria, the dvd boxset of Crazy Like A Fox, a bassoon and a box of condoms.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    half a fillet of salmon, a jar of olive oil, a plunger and a box of condoms
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Maxim magazine, a package of tube socks, 3 boxes of instant pudding and a box of condoms
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    a sombrero, a bag of goldfish, 12 oz of cinnamon and one condom
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    cutback wrote:
    a sombrero, a bag of goldfish, 12 oz of cinnamon and one condom
    where???

    on what corner will you be waiting for me????
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • KosmicJelliKosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    no fair i already said sombrero... :) j/k
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    A bag of Starbucks Guatemala Casi Cielo (must be ground, not whole bean!!), guitar tablature for both Nirvana's Rape Me and Perry Como's All At Once You Love Her, two over-ripened kiwis, a plastic confederate flag, and a box of condoms.
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    failedpersephone wrote:
    where???

    on what corner will you be waiting for me????


    i'll be on the corner of santa monica blvd and la cienega wearing this

    make it quick the the bag of frozen peas is melting
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    KosmicJelli wrote:
    no fair i already said sombrero... :) j/k

    true but you can never have too many sombrero's.....:p
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Two boxes of party poppers, a can of chili (no beans) a pair of "moonboots" size 13 double wide and a box of condoms.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    cutback wrote:
    true but you can never have too many sombrero's.....:p
    are we related??? because I am pretty sure I saw you at the last reunion...
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    failedpersephone wrote:
    are we related??? because I am pretty sure I saw you at the last reunion...

    i was the one in the cage hanging from the oak tree
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    cutback wrote:
    i was the one in the cage hanging from the oak tree
    aye, mi primo pinata???

    sorry about that stick-attack...I thought if I hit the sweet spot you would burst forth with jolly ranchers and snack packs of skittles...imagine my embarrassment when you frew up on Tia Carlotta!!
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Fender_ManFender_Man Posts: 408
    Four or five virgins and a pelican (plus the condoms of course).
  • suns rivalsuns rival Posts: 15,926
    religious music cd (plus a box of condoms)
    scratching my butt...
    kinakamot ang aking puwit...
    me rascando pompis...
    krap mijn reet...
    boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
    bahrosh teezy...
  • WhizbangWhizbang Posts: 1,314
    Saturnal wrote:
    1 box condoms

    1 shoe horn

    a shoe horn?!?!?!
    believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.

    I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29

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  • lalalalaaaaaaaalalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    Whizbang wrote:
    a shoe horn?!?!?!
    haha don't ask...I can't explain why that image popped into my head.
  • WhizbangWhizbang Posts: 1,314
    Saturnal wrote:
    haha don't ask...I can't explain why that image popped into my head.

    better than my original answer:

    KY jelly, Butt Plug Kit for the Anally Insane......and a box of condoms.
    believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.

    I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29

    Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Whizbang wrote:
    a shoe horn?!?!?!

    you got surprised by the use of 'shoe horn'???? have you even read this thread?? :D


    a bucket of dolphin sweat, 4 tins of artichokes, a pair of tan 15 dernier tights and a box of condoms.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • South of SeattleSouth of Seattle Posts: 10,724
    A Bandana, 1 squirt gun, hypodermic needle, Frank's hot sauce, and box of condoms.
    NERDS!
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    a printer, a nail gun, and condoms.
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