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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    A cucumber.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

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  • KosmicJelli
    KosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    peanuts, circus clown and "How to take car of an Elephant" book
  • Fender_Man
    Fender_Man Posts: 408
    A jar of pickled eggs, a road map of Transylvania, an attorney and one medium sized condom.
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,864
    cutback wrote:
    a comb and a bottle of Old Harpers....;)
    And a DVD of American Graffiti ;)
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    a scalpel, a jeffrey dahmer biography and a fuckin big fridge
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dirtyT
    dirtyT Posts: 3,620
    An farm magazine and yellow plastic gloves
    Cuyahoga Falls 98, Columbus 00, Cleveland 03, Columbus 03, Toledo 04, Grand Rapids 04, Kitchener 05, Cleveland 06, Cincinnati 06, Washington DC 08, Philadelphia IV 09, Columbus 10, Cleveland 10, Chicago 13, Pittsburgh 13, Cincinnati 14, Chicago (1) 16, Chicago (2) 16
  • Super Vedder
    Super Vedder Posts: 1,531
    i cant be bothered reading through 8 pages but......

    a copy of horse and hound magazine and a gallon of bleach always raises eyebrows when i buy it with said product.....
    Black, the greatest without a doubt........
  • Math
    Math Posts: 71
    A male cat, a female dog, and some aphrodisiac + the condoms
    "Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends" - Woody ALLEN
  • PearlJamaholic
    PearlJamaholic Posts: 2,019
    cabbage patch doll.
    http://db.etree.org/PearlJamaholic
  • Super Vedder
    Super Vedder Posts: 1,531
    fishing tackle hooks...
    Black, the greatest without a doubt........
  • KosmicJelli
    KosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    a air pump and a book on " Balloon Dogs for Dummies"
  • gabers
    gabers Posts: 2,787
    Electric shears, petroleum jelly, gallon of fruit punch, and a package of funnels.
  • Super Vedder
    Super Vedder Posts: 1,531
    a G Clamp......


    (i like this game, lets name wierd things more often :))
    Black, the greatest without a doubt........
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Richard Gere PLASSTER CASST™... 14 gerbils and Belgium.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • KosmicJelli
    KosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    dunkman wrote:
    Richard Gere PLASSTER CASST™... 14 gerbils and Belgium.
    LMAO


    Dont for get the "running wheel"
  • tvismyfriend
    tvismyfriend Posts: 2,118
    A copy of O magazine.
  • bedface cooper.
    bedface cooper. Posts: 193
    I really liked
    go to the register with a pack of condoms, pull some coins from your pocket and see that you don't have enough, look really distressed
    take back the pack of condoms and go back into the store
    then come back with a pack of plastic bags and rubber bands, pay and leave
    Kids! Bringing about Armageddon can be dangerous. Do not attempt it in your own home.
  • pjtradeking
    pjtradeking Posts: 4,045
    Lipstick...
    Never, ever, flipping forget
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  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    The condoms, a car battery, some jumper cables, a thai chili pepper, and a poncho.
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Poncier wrote:
    And a DVD of American Graffiti ;)


    sometimes i worry if i'm the biggest movie line geek out there.....thanks for backing me up! ;) D:D:D



    a dozen eggs, a lava lamp, shrinky-dinks and a box of lubed condoms

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