Drunk Texting

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  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Ha! Of course...hey...where'd everyone go?

    Hooker ran away but our other friend is still here :p

    I'm off to go play on my own :p;)
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    I'm glad I don't have TEXT on my phone anymore...I never used it and I kept getting all these messages from some guy who clearly had the wrong number, but all his texts were crazy....and at 3 in the morning.
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    in_hiding79 wrote:
    I'm glad I don't have TEXT on my phone anymore...I never used it and I kept getting all these messages from some guy who clearly had the wrong number, but all his texts were crazy....and at 3 in the morning.


    That was me :)
    Nice to know you.
  • Yellow Ledbelly
    Yellow Ledbelly Posts: 3,749
    iamsampj wrote:
    i always check my text message/call history after a night of drinking...there's no telling what i could've said to who :D sometimes it's hi-larious...sometimes shocking!
    Same here....Ive made a big ass of myself a few times, sent messages to the wrong person pissing that person off in the process and have just been a plain out jackass at other times
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    pearljamjen wrote:
    3 holes two guys and Hooker :eek:

    :D


    last time i played that i pulled my quadriceps
  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    Someone send me your number and ill drunk text you on friday
    Nice to know you.
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,381
    HOOKER wrote:
    Someone send me your number and ill drunk text you on friday[/quote


    555-1212
  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    dissidentman wrote:
    HOOKER wrote:
    Someone send me your number and ill drunk text you on friday[/quote


    555-1212


    You lie!
    Nice to know you.
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,381
    HOOKER wrote:
    dissidentman wrote:


    You lie!


    867-5309
  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    dissidentman wrote:
    HOOKER wrote:


    867-5309


    You lie again! Stop lying to me :(
    Nice to know you.
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,381
    HOOKER wrote:
    dissidentman wrote:


    You lie again! Stop lying to me :(

    Alright... in all seriousness - it's 911
  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    dissidentman wrote:
    HOOKER wrote:

    Alright... in all seriousness - it's 911

    if I call you will you show up in uniform?
    Nice to know you.
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,381
    HOOKER wrote:
    dissidentman wrote:

    if I call you will you show up in uniform?

    I guarantee someone will.
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    dissidentman wrote:
    HOOKER wrote:

    I guarantee someone will.

    True. HOOKER, they'll either present you with a bill for wastin their time or you will get exacty what you are looking for. Are you a gambling lady?
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  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    hmm..

    Will they knock on my door and ask for HOOKER?
    Nice to know you.
  • The Champ
    The Champ Posts: 4,063
    I used to do this all the fucking time, but then I got married ;)..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    The Champ wrote:
    I used to do this all the fucking time, but then I got married ;)..

    what would you text?
    Nice to know you.
  • The Champ
    The Champ Posts: 4,063
    HOOKER wrote:
    what would you text?

    Well you know the usual sex and dumb stuff to ex lovers/girlfriends..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    The Champ wrote:
    Well you know the usual sex and dumb stuff to ex lovers/girlfriends..


    No, I dont know.

    Do tell.
    Nice to know you.
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,092
    HOOKER wrote:
    Someone send me your number and ill drunk text you on friday
    :eek:
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me

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