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  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Yeah...my ex's mom will have her info this week(she can't legally give it to me, which I don't want it anyway) But she's keeping an eye on her for me just to be safe.

    And I'll be nice and not answer the flapjacks comment. They're a reference to her boobs...I only say she has them cause she just flaunts them all the time and wants people to look and talks about how naturally gifted she is and thinks people want to see them all the time...but they don't.

    You can look it up on Urbandictionary though if you want the full description. :)

    Oh no... now you MUST give us a description of her boobs!
    Nice to know you.
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    pearljamjen wrote:
    :eek: So no bra? :eek: And it sounds like she needs one! I'll look when I'm not at work! :p

    Lucky your mom's ex can do that. Hope it turns out okay!

    LOL nope. None at all...and think of a pancake(hence flapjack reference) attached to your chest. :p

    Yes, I am lucky...luckily she still likes me enough to do that...among other things.
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    pearljamjen wrote:
    Then she'll say...."when's the wedding?? Doesn't this mean you LOVE ME???"

    :eek:

    She doesn't sound like someone one would want to bang. :eek:


    TRUE but maybe She likes the Psycho sex? Haha.No?
    Nice to know you.
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    HOOKER wrote:
    TRUE but maybe She likes the Psycho sex? Haha.

    Man...getting this out in public really shows the nuts out there...I'm thinking about going dry for a while now. :p

    It's like a true realization now that I realized how much crap she did bug me with. Ugh...
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    LOL nope. None at all...and think of a pancake(hence flapjack reference) attached to your chest. :p

    Yes, I am lucky...luckily she still likes me enough to do that...among other things.

    That description doesn't sound very appealing to me! :p

    OH I misread that...thought you said your MOM's EX, but you said your ex's mom! lol
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    HOOKER wrote:
    Do tell.
    Well once I responded to a text sent by a girl I was having a sort of crisis of sorts with. She had used her father's phone because she had no credit and assumed I would text back to her phone but didn't count on my inebriation. I sent back a very emotionally charged text, heightened by alcohol, to her father's phone.

    Thankfully he read one line and realised it was from me and passed it on to her without reading more. I didn't really need him knowing everything I had said and didn't need her being any more pissed at me :p

    I also sent what might have seemed to the recipient as something amounting to a serious distress signal when just a bit down and drunk a few months ago. I was utterly loaded, sat in the corner of a club and texted my friend. I read it back the next day and I'd basically told her I was having the shittest night of my life and wanted to die. I was just being melodramatic for humorous effect but I realised that it sounded serious afterwards. She phoned me the next day and was like "what the fuck, are you ok?!?!" :D:D:D

    So it needs to stop.
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  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    pearljamjen wrote:
    That description doesn't sound very appealing to me! :p

    OH I misread that...thought you said your MOM's EX, but you said your ex's mom! lol

    LOL yes I did. I feel awkward asking her, but she's just so nice anytime I talk to her. So it was cool, and this time I kinda felt I had to go to her.
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Well once I responded to a text sent by a girl I was having a sort of crisis of sorts with. She had used her father's phone because she had no credit and assumed I would text back to her phone but didn't count on my inebriation. I sent back a very emotionally charged text, heightened by alcohol, to her father's phone.

    Thankfully he read one line and realised it was from me and passed it on to her without reading more. I didn't really need him knowing everything I had said and didn't need her being any more pissed at me :p

    I also sent what might have seemed to the recipient as something amounting to a serious distress signal when just a bit down and drunk a few months ago. I was utterly loaded, sat in the corner of a club and texted my friend. I read it back the next day and I'd basically told her I was having the shittest night of my life and wanted to die. I was just being melodramatic for humorous effect but I realised that it sounded serious afterwards. She phoned me the next day and was like "what the fuck, are you ok?!?!" :D:D:D

    So it needs to stop.

    Ha. Yes, it needs to stop.
    Nice to know you.
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    SENROCK! wrote:
    wait a minute. while we are on the subject, if one is "drunk", wouldn't that mean they are unable to type or texxxt? If you can still type/texxxt then i say you dont deserve to call yourself drunk! Let alone POST HERE!!! Whats worse is the people that have to TELL us all they are drunk. :D

    Hey now! I took pride in my drunk easy posts...a drunken text can be done and you have the proof...I think it was readable? I just don't know names apparently. But it can be done...it may take like 5 or 10 minutes, but dammit I'll get out a drunk text.
  • OneLoveOneLove Posts: 563
    pearljamjen wrote:
    So you cheated on your live-on boyfriend? Wow. Or you wanted to via text? Either way...:eek:

    No, I didn't cheat. Nothing happened, nor would it have but it was a mess anyway..

    & it was drunk dialing not texting. :) If I had to think it through enough to actually write out a text, I probably would have thought the better of it before I did it! Damn tequilla and speed dial!
  • iluvcatsiluvcats Posts: 5,153
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Talks about how hot she is and that I need to get with her, and that she's the best I'll ever have, and it goes on from there...that's all edited too...

    then she goes off on the scenarios we'd go through...

    She constantly gets denied...yet still goes on looking more and more desperate with each attempt...

    then talks about how she has her shit together...

    then tries to rip me for denying her and says I'm a typical guy that wants the sex but can't handle the relationship. (Barely know her...she called herself from my phone at a bar one night to get my number, then hasn't left me alone since. My buddy gave her my phone, he told me she said she needed to call a taxi...she didn't)

    I guess the more I think about it, it's borderline stalkerish...thank god she has no idea where I live.

    And then ends it off saying she's just had sex three times because I wasn't available...but if I show up I could stop her from all this.

    It's really....disgusting to say the least.

    that is disgusting! what is wrong with people? :(
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  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    iamsampj wrote:
    i always check my text message/call history after a night of drinking...there's no telling what i could've said to who :D sometimes it's hi-larious...sometimes shocking!
    thankfully mine rarely make any sense and usually simply consist of me saying how 'frunk' I am :D
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    vedder_soup wrote:
    i used to get many a drunken text from a pit member we don't see too much of these days!
    note to everybody - do not give your number to stonesgstring, and you will be safe!! Sorry Caz ;)
    Hahahaha... Caz does indeed send great drunken texts :D Another one is evenkat... I often wake up with three or four messages from her making NO sense whatsoever... but I get a great laugh out of them. In fairness I'm pretty sure she's gotten a few from me too :eek:
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    HOOKER wrote:
    Every thing I say is weaksauce to you. I didn't post this thread to impress you.
    For once in your life can you just post something NICE on my thread like you do on everyone elses? Christ.

    Anyway, Yeah I had to figure out what I was writing.. there was alot of " jiomy pswrdj isr... huehye howwwwwfgrw ybiout aanallj1?
    haha thats cuuute.



    and on "topic"......i was a victim of a drunk texxxt an hour ago! :eek: ON A MONDAY???????? :eek:
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  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Hey now! I took pride in my drunk easy posts...a drunken text can be done and you have the proof...I think it was readable? I just don't know names apparently. But it can be done...it may take like 5 or 10 minutes, but dammit I'll get out a drunk text.
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA drunnnnnk easy!!!! You do know i used that this weekend yes? And YOUR drunk texxxts are GREAT cuz they make me laugh! :D Its fun sending YOU "drunk" pics in return! hahahahahahaha
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  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    SENROCK! wrote:
    haha thats cuuute.



    and on "topic"......i was a victim of a drunk texxxt an hour ago! :eek: ON A MONDAY???????? :eek:

    Thank you.
    Nice to know you.
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    No drunk texting lately..
    Nice to know you.
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    HOOKER wrote:
    No drunk texting lately..

    Sorry...I'll lay off the drugs and get back to drinking.
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    HOOKER wrote:
    No drunk texting lately..

    I've never texted, not even once. I do like the drinking part though...
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  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Sorry...I'll lay off the drugs and get back to drinking.

    Please do. My weekends are boring without your drunk texting
    hehe
    Nice to know you.
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Sorry...I'll lay off the drugs and get back to drinking.

    I think you should have your cake and eat it too.
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  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    eyedclaar wrote:
    I've never texted, not even once. I do like the drinking part though...


    NEVER?!
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    HOOKER wrote:
    NEVER?!

    I am a texting virgin. I've never owned a cell phone even... I keep sending you guys smoke signals but you never respond.
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  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    eyedclaar wrote:
    I am a texting virgin. I've never owned a cell phone even... I keep sending you guys smoke signals but you never respond.

    Sorry, I was inhaling those from a nearby tree. That might be where the communicaton was lost.

    See...I was trying to have my cake and eat it too and then I just go and fuck things up.

    :(
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    This thread again?? Sheesh Evil Merlin! I guess you must be missing your flap-jack girl from LA or something. :rolleyes: :p;)
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    pearljamjen wrote:
    This thread again?? Sheesh Evil Merlin! I guess you must be missing your flap-jack girl from LA or something. :rolleyes: :p;)

    ha ha ha. Flap Jack... i rememeber
    Nice to know you.
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    pearljamjen wrote:
    This thread again?? Sheesh Evil Merlin! I guess you must be missing your flap-jack girl from LA or something. :rolleyes: :p;)

    Oh hey! Look it's Jen...looks like she found a little time to come out and play with everyone else away from those games! :p

    It's always so nice to see you out here.
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Oh hey! Look it's Jen...looks like she found a little time to come out and play with everyone else away from those games! :p

    It's always so nice to see you out here.

    :mad:

    Why I oughta...
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    pearljamjen wrote:
    :mad:

    Why I oughta...

    Flap that jack on my head?

    What?

    Don't leave me hangin here!

    :D
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Oh hey! Look it's Jen...looks like she found a little time to come out and play with everyone else away from those games! :p

    It's always so nice to see you out here.

    Is there any way we can tie her up so she quits posting in those game threads? And maybe while she's tied up...
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