Drunk Texting

eyedclaar

EvilMerlin wrote:

Sorry...I'll lay off the drugs and get back to drinking.

I think you should have your cake and eat it too.

HOOKER

eyedclaar wrote:

I've never texted, not even once. I do like the drinking part though...

NEVER?!

eyedclaar

HOOKER wrote:

NEVER?!

I am a texting virgin. I've never owned a cell phone even... I keep sending you guys smoke signals but you never respond.

EvilMerlin

eyedclaar wrote:

I am a texting virgin. I've never owned a cell phone even... I keep sending you guys smoke signals but you never respond.

Sorry, I was inhaling those from a nearby tree. That might be where the communicaton was lost.

See...I was trying to have my cake and eat it too and then I just go and fuck things up.

:(

pearljamjen

This thread again?? Sheesh Evil Merlin! I guess you must be missing your flap-jack girl from LA or something. :rolleyes:

HOOKER

pearljamjen wrote:

This thread again?? Sheesh Evil Merlin! I guess you must be missing your flap-jack girl from LA or something. :rolleyes:

ha ha ha. Flap Jack... i rememeber

EvilMerlin

pearljamjen wrote:

This thread again?? Sheesh Evil Merlin! I guess you must be missing your flap-jack girl from LA or something. :rolleyes:

Oh hey! Look it's Jen...looks like she found a little time to come out and play with everyone else away from those games!

It's always so nice to see you out here.

pearljamjen

EvilMerlin wrote:

Oh hey! Look it's Jen...looks like she found a little time to come out and play with everyone else away from those games!

It's always so nice to see you out here.

:mad:

Why I oughta...

EvilMerlin

pearljamjen wrote:

:mad:

Why I oughta...

Flap that jack on my head?

What?

Don't leave me hangin here!

eyedclaar

EvilMerlin wrote:

Oh hey! Look it's Jen...looks like she found a little time to come out and play with everyone else away from those games!

It's always so nice to see you out here.

Is there any way we can tie her up so she quits posting in those game threads? And maybe while she's tied up...

pearljamjen

HOOKER wrote:

ha ha ha. Flap Jack... i rememeber

That's what this thread was about. He couldn't stop thinking about flap jack girl and kept texting her. Pretty embarrassing for the poor guy.

He even wrote a song called "Flap Jack Girl" and sang it to her to the tune of Neil Young's "Cinnamon Girl." awwwww She hung up on him though :(

EvilMerlin

eyedclaar wrote:

Is there any way we can tie her up so she quits posting in those game threads? And maybe while she's tied up...

I like the way you're thinking here. I'll go draw up a plan with my crayons. Remember, anything in red is what you do, and anything in blue is what I'll do.

eyedclaar

EvilMerlin wrote:

I like the way you're thinking here. I'll go draw up a plan with my crayons. Remember, anything in red is what you do, and anything in blue is what I'll do.

Cool, cool. Just no sword crossing.

pearljamjen

EvilMerlin wrote:

I like the way you're thinking here. I'll go draw up a plan with my crayons. Remember, anything in red is what you do, and anything in blue is what I'll do.

3 holes two guys and Hooker :eek:

EvilMerlin

pearljamjen wrote:

That's what this thread was about. He couldn't stop thinking about flap jack girl and kept texting her. Pretty embarrassing for the poor guy.

He even wrote a song called "Flap Jack Girl" and sang it to her to the tune of Neil Young's "Cinnamon Girl." awwwww She hung up on him though :(

Oh Jen Jen Jen...you're taking this to a whole new level now. It's over for you my dear.

I completely forgot about that girl, but the memories brought me laughter, hahah. Thank you for that.

pearljamjen

eyedclaar wrote:

Is there any way we can tie her up so she quits posting in those game threads? And maybe while she's tied up...

:eek:

As long as you're rough



(oooh I mean not rough)

(and yes I'm trying to get this locked ha)

EvilMerlin

pearljamjen wrote:

:eek:

As long as you're rough



(oooh I mean not rough)

(and yes I'm trying to get this locked ha)

I smell three bans coming on as we make you "air tight" as they say.

pearljamjen

EvilMerlin wrote:

I smell three bans coming on as we make you "air tight" as they say.

ha you know I like to be nice and full

eyedclaar

EvilMerlin wrote:

I smell three bans coming on as we make you "air tight" as they say.

Awesome! Love the expression.

EvilMerlin

pearljamjen wrote:

ha you know I like to be nice and full

Ha! Of course...hey...where'd everyone go?