wait a minute. while we are on the subject, if one is "drunk", wouldn't that mean they are unable to type or text? If you can still type/text then i say you don't deserve to call yourself drunk! Let alone POST HERE!!! Whats worse is the people that have to TELL us all they are drunk.
I think last time I sent a drunk text, I closed one eye to focus....
But i have called and texted people which I regret. I called some chick, asked her 'how about it?' then I got a bit of stair well action at work... Then she called me drunk telling me she loved me. I then asked her, 'well how about we try something " she said yes, but she later said she didn't mean anything by it and it was just her being drunk.
I was relieved cause she is a pain in the backside, but she has some very nice assets. But a drunk persons words are a sober persons thoughts
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I think last time I sent a drunk text, I closed one eye to focus....
But i have called and texted people which I regret. I called some chick, asked her 'how about it?' then I got a bit of stair well action at work... Then she called me drunk telling me she loved me. I then asked her, 'well how about we try something " she said yes, but she later said she didn't mean anything by it and it was just her being drunk.
I was relieved cause she is a pain in the backside, but she has some very nice assets. But a drunk persons words are a sober persons thoughts
at least you got some action out of it all huh?
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i always check my text message/call history after a night of drinking...there's no telling what i could've said to who sometimes it's hi-larious...sometimes shocking!
I don't need alcohol to be that way.........except at work and certain other times I really don't have a filter on what I say..........anything could come out at any time..........
Every thing I say is weaksauce to you. I didn't post this thread to impress you.
For once in your life can you just post something NICE on my thread like you do on everyone elses? Christ.
Anyway, Yeah I had to figure out what I was writing.. there was alot of " jiomy pswrdj isr... huehye howwwwwfgrw ybiout aanallj1?
I've been on the receiving end of drunk texts the last month from this girl. The most annoying shit I've ever had to deal with. Not drunk texts in general, usually they crack me up...just hers though. One I don't like her, two, it's creepy, three, I really really don't like her. Yet she thinks she's amazing sober already, so drunk? Fuck, it's over...
I'm having her number blocked this week.
Saturday night's fiasco was pretty entertaining though as my friend started texting her back from my phone. He was amazed at what she'd say.
I've been on the receiving end of drunk texts the last month from this girl. The most annoying shit I've ever had to deal with. Not drunk texts in general, usually they crack me up...just hers though. One I don't like her, two, it's creepy, three, I really really don't like her. Yet she thinks she's amazing sober already, so drunk? Fuck, it's over...
I'm having her number blocked this week.
Saturday night's fiasco was pretty entertaining though as my friend started texting her back from my phone. He was amazed at what she'd say.
Talks about how hot she is and that I need to get with her, and that she's the best I'll ever have, and it goes on from there...that's all edited too...
then she goes off on the scenarios we'd go through...
She constantly gets denied...yet still goes on looking more and more desperate with each attempt...
then talks about how she has her shit together...
then tries to rip me for denying her and says I'm a typical guy that wants the sex but can't handle the relationship. (Barely know her...she called herself from my phone at a bar one night to get my number, then hasn't left me alone since. My buddy gave her my phone, he told me she said she needed to call a taxi...she didn't)
I guess the more I think about it, it's borderline stalkerish...thank god she has no idea where I live.
And then ends it off saying she's just had sex three times because I wasn't available...but if I show up I could stop her from all this.
Oh...and no, she's not even remotely cute...she's like a little troll doll with flapjacks. I don't mean to be mean, I'm not shallow at all, it's just, that look with a horrible personality doesn't go well together at all. It's just a complete ugly package.
They should have brethelyzers added to phones that warn you what you are about to do
That would be a great idea!!!! and maybe a system in your iphone that after 12am the "keyboard" in your phone changes randomly, for example if you text A, its Z or Y, that would be so cool!! Ive gotten on a lot of trouble for drunk dialing, drunk tex mesaging and drunken credit card abuse hahaha
But a drunk persons words are a sober persons thoughts
Not necessarily. Sure, alcohol can sometimes bring out someone's thoughts, feelings, and secrets, but for the most part, things are grossly exaggerated when you're drunk. By the end of the night, you're telling random strangers at the bar you love them.
I was a serial drunk dialler in university. I hated the following morning, slowly waking up and vaguely recalling talking on the phone the night before, but not knowing what was said. I emailed quite often, as well. I had a few friends who had "Drunk Jenn" folders. I text from time-to-time and occasionally chat it up on messenger or facebook, but I stay away from the phone call - - it always got me in the most trouble and left me with no evidence, which drove me nuts!
No time to be void or save up on life. You got to spend it all.
Talks about how hot she is and that I need to get with her, and that she's the best I'll ever have, and it goes on from there...that's all edited too...
then she goes off on the scenarios we'd go through...
She constantly gets denied...yet still goes on looking more and more desperate with each attempt...
then talks about how she has her shit together...
then tries to rip me for denying her and says I'm a typical guy that wants the sex but can't handle the relationship. (Barely know her...she called herself from my phone at a bar one night to get my number, then hasn't left me alone since. My buddy gave her my phone, he told me she said she needed to call a taxi...she didn't)
I guess the more I think about it, it's borderline stalkerish...thank god she has no idea where I live.
And then ends it off saying she's just had sex three times because I wasn't available...but if I show up I could stop her from all this.
It's really....disgusting to say the least.
Yeah, man she seems like a nut job. Why dont you just be really mean to her ? Tell her that you want nothing to do with her? I used to drunk text someone from the board that I had a crush on.... it was terrible. I would kick myself in the ass for doing the next morning but then I KEPT DOING IT.
I finally stopped.. thank GOD. Now, I just ask for anal from my significant other. HA
Yeah, man she seems like a nut job. Why dont you just be really mean to her ? Tell her that you want nothing to do with her? I used to drunk text someone from the board that I had a crush on.... it was terrible. I would kick myself in the ass for doing the next morning but then I KEPT DOING IT.
I finally stopped.. thank GOD. Now, I just ask for anal from my significant other. HA
HA! Well at least it's a significant other, and not an insignificant crush who might get creeped out. Well not that a crush is insignificant...but yeah I hope you catch my drift.
My buddy was mean to her. She just took it...rolled off her like it was jokes, I told her to delete my number from her phone and cut it out, yet she keeps coming back with something. Last week I told her to never text or call again and she says something along the lines of, that's funny, you still have my number to respond to, why should you keep mine but I can't keep your number?
WTF?!
She's always got something...she drove out to vegas I guess to try and meet me. My friends have fun with it, but that's what keeps her going I guess. When they found out she was on her way to Vegas, that's when they finally found out it was a problem.
She tried to invite herself along my trip to Pismo Beach...
Then the other day another time I told her to leave me alone she says, "Wow, you're going to tell someone who just got tested for cancer to fuck off? How horrible are you? I might have cancer and you want nothing to do with me? You know how many people will want to hurt you if they find this out?"
Yeah...nutjob. This weekend she said she won't talk to me ever again, but I'm still blocking her number just incase.
HA! Well at least it's a significant other, and not an insignificant crush who might get creeped out. Well not that a crush is insignificant...but yeah I hope you catch my drift.
My buddy was mean to her. She just took it...rolled off her like it was jokes, I told her to delete my number from her phone and cut it out, yet she keeps coming back with something. Last week I told her to never text or call again and she says something along the lines of, that's funny, you still have my number to respond to, why should you keep mine but I can't keep your number?
WTF?!
She's always got something...she drove out to vegas I guess to try and meet me. My friends have fun with it, but that's what keeps her going I guess. When they found out she was on her way to Vegas, that's when they finally found out it was a problem.
She tried to invite herself along my trip to Pismo Beach...
Then the other day another time I told her to leave me alone she says, "Wow, you're going to tell someone who just got tested for cancer to fuck off? How horrible are you? I might have cancer and you want nothing to do with me? You know how many people will want to hurt you if they find this out?"
Yeah...nutjob. This weekend she said she won't talk to me ever again, but I'm still blocking her number just incase.
He really isnt my significant other.. just a guy Ive been dating but I catch your drift How terrible would I look if Im asking for anal from a guy that in only dating? Haha. Dude, SHE IS CRAAZY!!!! I'd block her NOW! The girl is bad news man. Did she seem weird when you met her ?
Oh...and no, she's not even remotely cute...she's like a little troll doll with flapjacks. I don't mean to be mean, I'm not shallow at all, it's just, that look with a horrible personality doesn't go well together at all. It's just a complete ugly package.
What are flapjacks?
That girl sounds straight-up psycho! :eek: I hope you do block her and that she doesn't end up finding out where you live! YIKES!
Agreed Drunk dialing can cause the most immediate trouble too! And, there is little reference material the next day to prove/disprove what was said.
A few years ago I drunk dialed a guy I had a fling with earlier in college. Basically I booty called him at like 230 am on a Wednesday morning. Classy, I know
We also have mutual friends....oh and I was living with my then boyfriend of a couple of years. He was out of town on business.. woops..
My other activities for that night: 1-calling myself in drunk to work the next day. (which I had no memory of and dragged ass into work not knowing) 2- pre-ordering a pizza online 3- buying some random stuff on Ebay..
4- waking up at about 9 am in my back yard when my neighbor let her dog out (surrounded by liquor and wine bottles).
It was a girls night gone wrong...
I bumped into the guy again a few weeks ago (at a mutual friends graudation). I had a couple of glasses of wine and felt the need to apoligize for said drunk dial which was now several years back. The look in my friends faces was priceless!! I could tell who knew and who didn't immediately. We all had a great laugh about it.
I think the only person who never had a laugh about it is my ex.
So you cheated on your live-on boyfriend? Wow. Or you wanted to via text? Either way...:eek:
that reminds me. I got a drunk call or a FEW from one specific person from here and i was PISSED. Not because they called drunk, but because they were showing off calling me while other people were around so they acted brave and like a big shot. :rolleyes:
WOOHOO LAST EXXXIT IS ON!!!!!!
This person was trying to make themselves look popular because they were calling you? Strange!
Drunk texts are funny. Although I shut off my phone before I go to bed, because I've gotten way too many drunk calls in the middle of the night. The messages are usually pretty entertaining to listen to the next morning!
I dread looking at my sent messages after a heavy night of drinking. I've had some disasters.
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I catch your drift Dude, SHE IS CRAAZY!!!! I'd block her NOW! The girl is bad news man. Did she seem weird when you met her ?
She's not really weird...like crazy or anything...her mind is all there. I think she just doesn't have any emotional control...plus with how desperate she is and then me and my buddies were nice to her one night and talk to her and let her sit with us and what not, that just did it in. I was a little creeped out when she asked like four times in one night to go back to her friends house with her that night, but I just thought maybe she was way drunk. But then she got in our taxivan with us and couldn't remember her way to her friends house so we could drop her off and ended up walking into my buddies apartment with us. We called her a cab to take her home but then she said she lived in Riverside and they won't take her home...I already went upstairs and stayed up there cause I already saw the signs of it and was tired of dealing with it. I just didn't know she had my number at that point and that it'd continue...Sometimes friends think it's funny you have a follower, which I admit I've been guilty of too and lead them on in spite of you for a laugh...but some people don't get the hints. Oh well though, what can ya do?
And I'm getting it blocked, I just gotta talk to the person this week. My ex's mom is a director for Verizon, so she's going to block it & pull up her info(crazy's got a verizon account as well) to see if we should watch out for her or not as far as future occasions...just to be safe.
That girl sounds straight-up psycho! :eek: I hope you do block her and that she doesn't end up finding out where you live! YIKES!
Yeah...my ex's mom will have her info this week(she can't legally give it to me, which I don't want it anyway) But she's keeping an eye on her for me just to be safe.
And I'll be nice and not answer the flapjacks comment. They're a reference to her boobs...I only say she has them cause she just flaunts them all the time and wants people to look and talks about how naturally gifted she is and thinks people want to see them all the time...but they don't.
You can look it up on Urbandictionary though if you want the full description.
She's not really weird...like crazy or anything...her mind is all there. I think she just doesn't have any emotional control...plus with how desperate she is and then me and my buddies were nice to her one night and talk to her and let her sit with us and what not, that just did it in. I was a little creeped out when she asked like four times in one night to go back to her friends house with her that night, but I just thought maybe she was way drunk. But then she got in our taxivan with us and couldn't remember her way to her friends house so we could drop her off and ended up walking into my buddies apartment with us. We called her a cab to take her home but then she said she lived in Riverside and they won't take her home...I already went upstairs and stayed up there cause I already saw the signs of it and was tired of dealing with it. I just didn't know she had my number at that point and that it'd continue...Sometimes friends think it's funny you have a follower, which I admit I've been guilty of too and lead them on in spite of you for a laugh...but some people don't get the hints. Oh well though, what can ya do?
And I'm getting it blocked, I just gotta talk to the person this week. My ex's mom is a director for Verizon, so she's going to block it & pull up her info(crazy's got a verizon account as well) to see if we should watch out for her or not as far as future occasions...just to be safe.
Maybe she will go away if you bang her hard? No? That never happens...lol.
Yeah...my ex's mom will have her info this week(she can't legally give it to me, which I don't want it anyway) But she's keeping an eye on her for me just to be safe.
And I'll be nice and not answer the flapjacks comment. They're a reference to her boobs...I only say she has them cause she just flaunts them all the time and wants people to look and talks about how naturally gifted she is and thinks people want to see them all the time...but they don't.
You can look it up on Urbandictionary though if you want the full description.
:eek: So no bra? :eek: And it sounds like she needs one! I'll look when I'm not at work!
Lucky your mom's ex can do that. Hope it turns out okay!
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I think last time I sent a drunk text, I closed one eye to focus....
But i have called and texted people which I regret. I called some chick, asked her 'how about it?' then I got a bit of stair well action at work... Then she called me drunk telling me she loved me. I then asked her, 'well how about we try something
I was relieved cause she is a pain in the backside, but she has some very nice assets. But a drunk persons words are a sober persons thoughts
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Very interesting way of putting it.
I can vouch!
Your one of a few that can vouch. lol
Hehe.. I did this once.. and even though the next morning I could not figure out what I had typed, miraculously, my friend could!
Damn you Jagermeister!!!
I don't need alcohol to be that way.........except at work and certain other times I really don't have a filter on what I say..........anything could come out at any time..........
Every thing I say is weaksauce to you. I didn't post this thread to impress you.
For once in your life can you just post something NICE on my thread like you do on everyone elses? Christ.
Anyway, Yeah I had to figure out what I was writing.. there was alot of " jiomy pswrdj isr... huehye howwwwwfgrw ybiout aanallj1?
I'm having her number blocked this week.
Saturday night's fiasco was pretty entertaining though as my friend started texting her back from my phone. He was amazed at what she'd say.
What was she saying?
then she goes off on the scenarios we'd go through...
She constantly gets denied...yet still goes on looking more and more desperate with each attempt...
then talks about how she has her shit together...
then tries to rip me for denying her and says I'm a typical guy that wants the sex but can't handle the relationship. (Barely know her...she called herself from my phone at a bar one night to get my number, then hasn't left me alone since. My buddy gave her my phone, he told me she said she needed to call a taxi...she didn't)
I guess the more I think about it, it's borderline stalkerish...thank god she has no idea where I live.
And then ends it off saying she's just had sex three times because I wasn't available...but if I show up I could stop her from all this.
It's really....disgusting to say the least.
That would be a great idea!!!! and maybe a system in your iphone that after 12am the "keyboard" in your phone changes randomly, for example if you text A, its Z or Y, that would be so cool!! Ive gotten on a lot of trouble for drunk dialing, drunk tex mesaging and drunken credit card abuse hahaha
I was a serial drunk dialler in university. I hated the following morning, slowly waking up and vaguely recalling talking on the phone the night before, but not knowing what was said. I emailed quite often, as well. I had a few friends who had "Drunk Jenn" folders. I text from time-to-time and occasionally chat it up on messenger or facebook, but I stay away from the phone call - - it always got me in the most trouble and left me with no evidence, which drove me nuts!
Yeah, man she seems like a nut job. Why dont you just be really mean to her ? Tell her that you want nothing to do with her? I used to drunk text someone from the board that I had a crush on.... it was terrible. I would kick myself in the ass for doing the next morning but then I KEPT DOING IT.
I finally stopped.. thank GOD. Now, I just ask for anal from my significant other. HA
HA! Well at least it's a significant other, and not an insignificant crush who might get creeped out. Well not that a crush is insignificant...but yeah I hope you catch my drift.
My buddy was mean to her. She just took it...rolled off her like it was jokes, I told her to delete my number from her phone and cut it out, yet she keeps coming back with something. Last week I told her to never text or call again and she says something along the lines of, that's funny, you still have my number to respond to, why should you keep mine but I can't keep your number?
WTF?!
She's always got something...she drove out to vegas I guess to try and meet me. My friends have fun with it, but that's what keeps her going I guess. When they found out she was on her way to Vegas, that's when they finally found out it was a problem.
She tried to invite herself along my trip to Pismo Beach...
Then the other day another time I told her to leave me alone she says, "Wow, you're going to tell someone who just got tested for cancer to fuck off? How horrible are you? I might have cancer and you want nothing to do with me? You know how many people will want to hurt you if they find this out?"
Yeah...nutjob. This weekend she said she won't talk to me ever again, but I'm still blocking her number just incase.
He really isnt my significant other.. just a guy Ive been dating but I catch your drift
What are flapjacks?
That girl sounds straight-up psycho! :eek: I hope you do block her and that she doesn't end up finding out where you live! YIKES!
So you cheated on your live-on boyfriend? Wow. Or you wanted to via text? Either way...:eek:
This person was trying to make themselves look popular because they were calling you? Strange!
She's not really weird...like crazy or anything...her mind is all there. I think she just doesn't have any emotional control...plus with how desperate she is and then me and my buddies were nice to her one night and talk to her and let her sit with us and what not, that just did it in. I was a little creeped out when she asked like four times in one night to go back to her friends house with her that night, but I just thought maybe she was way drunk. But then she got in our taxivan with us and couldn't remember her way to her friends house so we could drop her off and ended up walking into my buddies apartment with us. We called her a cab to take her home but then she said she lived in Riverside and they won't take her home...I already went upstairs and stayed up there cause I already saw the signs of it and was tired of dealing with it. I just didn't know she had my number at that point and that it'd continue...Sometimes friends think it's funny you have a follower, which I admit I've been guilty of too and lead them on in spite of you for a laugh...but some people don't get the hints. Oh well though, what can ya do?
And I'm getting it blocked, I just gotta talk to the person this week. My ex's mom is a director for Verizon, so she's going to block it & pull up her info(crazy's got a verizon account as well) to see if we should watch out for her or not as far as future occasions...just to be safe.
Do tell.
Yeah...my ex's mom will have her info this week(she can't legally give it to me, which I don't want it anyway) But she's keeping an eye on her for me just to be safe.
And I'll be nice and not answer the flapjacks comment. They're a reference to her boobs...I only say she has them cause she just flaunts them all the time and wants people to look and talks about how naturally gifted she is and thinks people want to see them all the time...but they don't.
You can look it up on Urbandictionary though if you want the full description.
Maybe she will go away if you bang her hard? No? That never happens...lol.
:eek: So no bra? :eek: And it sounds like she needs one! I'll look when I'm not at work!
Lucky your mom's ex can do that. Hope it turns out okay!
LOL, my buddy came to that conclusion as well the other night...Definitely wasn't any option I'd consider.
Then she'll say...."when's the wedding?? Doesn't this mean you LOVE ME???"
:eek:
She doesn't sound like someone one would want to bang. :eek: