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  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    HOOKER wrote:
    ha ha ha. Flap Jack... i rememeber

    ;)

    That's what this thread was about. He couldn't stop thinking about flap jack girl and kept texting her. Pretty embarrassing for the poor guy.

    He even wrote a song called "Flap Jack Girl" and sang it to her to the tune of Neil Young's "Cinnamon Girl." :D awwwww She hung up on him though :(
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Is there any way we can tie her up so she quits posting in those game threads? And maybe while she's tied up...

    I like the way you're thinking here. I'll go draw up a plan with my crayons. Remember, anything in red is what you do, and anything in blue is what I'll do.
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    I like the way you're thinking here. I'll go draw up a plan with my crayons. Remember, anything in red is what you do, and anything in blue is what I'll do.

    Cool, cool. Just no sword crossing.
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  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    I like the way you're thinking here. I'll go draw up a plan with my crayons. Remember, anything in red is what you do, and anything in blue is what I'll do.

    3 holes two guys and Hooker :eek:

    :D
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    pearljamjen wrote:
    ;)

    That's what this thread was about. He couldn't stop thinking about flap jack girl and kept texting her. Pretty embarrassing for the poor guy.

    He even wrote a song called "Flap Jack Girl" and sang it to her to the tune of Neil Young's "Cinnamon Girl." :D awwwww She hung up on him though :(


    Oh Jen Jen Jen...you're taking this to a whole new level now. It's over for you my dear.

    I completely forgot about that girl, but the memories brought me laughter, hahah. Thank you for that.
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Is there any way we can tie her up so she quits posting in those game threads? And maybe while she's tied up...

    :eek:

    As long as you're rough ;)



    (oooh I mean not rough)

    (and yes I'm trying to get this locked ha) :p
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    pearljamjen wrote:
    :eek:

    As long as you're rough ;)



    (oooh I mean not rough)

    (and yes I'm trying to get this locked ha) :p

    I smell three bans coming on as we make you "air tight" as they say.
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    I smell three bans coming on as we make you "air tight" as they say.

    ha you know I like to be nice and full :)
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    I smell three bans coming on as we make you "air tight" as they say.

    Awesome! Love the expression.
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  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    pearljamjen wrote:
    ha you know I like to be nice and full :)

    Ha! Of course...hey...where'd everyone go?
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Ha! Of course...hey...where'd everyone go?

    Hooker ran away but our other friend is still here :p

    I'm off to go play on my own :p;)
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    I'm glad I don't have TEXT on my phone anymore...I never used it and I kept getting all these messages from some guy who clearly had the wrong number, but all his texts were crazy....and at 3 in the morning.
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    in_hiding79 wrote:
    I'm glad I don't have TEXT on my phone anymore...I never used it and I kept getting all these messages from some guy who clearly had the wrong number, but all his texts were crazy....and at 3 in the morning.


    That was me :)
    Nice to know you.
  • Yellow LedbellyYellow Ledbelly Posts: 3,749
    iamsampj wrote:
    i always check my text message/call history after a night of drinking...there's no telling what i could've said to who :D sometimes it's hi-larious...sometimes shocking!
    Same here....Ive made a big ass of myself a few times, sent messages to the wrong person pissing that person off in the process and have just been a plain out jackass at other times
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    pearljamjen wrote:
    3 holes two guys and Hooker :eek:

    :D


    last time i played that i pulled my quadriceps
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    Someone send me your number and ill drunk text you on friday
    Nice to know you.
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    HOOKER wrote:
    Someone send me your number and ill drunk text you on friday[/quote


    555-1212
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    dissidentman wrote:
    HOOKER wrote:
    Someone send me your number and ill drunk text you on friday[/quote


    555-1212


    You lie!
    Nice to know you.
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    HOOKER wrote:
    dissidentman wrote:


    You lie!


    867-5309
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    dissidentman wrote:
    HOOKER wrote:


    867-5309


    You lie again! Stop lying to me :(
    Nice to know you.
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    HOOKER wrote:
    dissidentman wrote:


    You lie again! Stop lying to me :(

    Alright... in all seriousness - it's 911
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    dissidentman wrote:
    HOOKER wrote:

    Alright... in all seriousness - it's 911

    if I call you will you show up in uniform?
    Nice to know you.
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    HOOKER wrote:
    dissidentman wrote:

    if I call you will you show up in uniform?

    I guarantee someone will.
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    dissidentman wrote:
    HOOKER wrote:

    I guarantee someone will.

    True. HOOKER, they'll either present you with a bill for wastin their time or you will get exacty what you are looking for. Are you a gambling lady?
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  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    hmm..

    Will they knock on my door and ask for HOOKER?
    Nice to know you.
  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    I used to do this all the fucking time, but then I got married ;)..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    The Champ wrote:
    I used to do this all the fucking time, but then I got married ;)..

    what would you text?
    Nice to know you.
  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    HOOKER wrote:
    what would you text?

    Well you know the usual sex and dumb stuff to ex lovers/girlfriends..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    The Champ wrote:
    Well you know the usual sex and dumb stuff to ex lovers/girlfriends..


    No, I dont know.

    Do tell.
    Nice to know you.
  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    HOOKER wrote:
    Someone send me your number and ill drunk text you on friday
    :eek:
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
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