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  • ForestBrain
    ForestBrain Posts: 460
    TOP TEN REASONS WHY ILLEGAL_PANTS' PANTS ARE ILLEGAL

    1. Because they have connections to Al Qaeda
    2. Because they're so fucking UGLY!! An eyesore!
    3. Because they are illegal
    4. Because they are other women's knickers which she steals from clothes lines in her local area
    5. Because she likes to wear them on her head more often than not.
    6. Because they look like this: http://www.inm.de/people/alba/couture/collection.html :eek:
    7. Because they have the arse cheeks cut out of them :)
    8 . Becaus they are not contributing anything to the TOP 10 THREAD!!!!!!!!!!
    9. Because she can't fit into them :P
    When life gives you lemons, throw them at somebody.
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    TOP TEN REASONS WHY ILLEGAL_PANTS' PANTS ARE ILLEGAL

    1. Because they have connections to Al Qaeda
    2. Because they're so fucking UGLY!! An eyesore!
    3. Because they are illegal
    4. Because they are other women's knickers which she steals from clothes lines in her local area
    5. Because she likes to wear them on her head more often than not.
    6. Because they look like this: http://www.inm.de/people/alba/couture/collection.html :eek:
    7. Because they have the arse cheeks cut out of them :)
    8 . Because they are not contributing anything to the TOP 10 THREAD!!!!!!!!!!
    9. Because she can't fit into them :P
    10. 'Cos they're named after someone who shall remain unknown
    wah
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    TOP TEN REASONS WHY ZIGGYSTAR'S SHORT FILM SHOULD WIN THE COMPETITION

    now y'all have to go watch it HAHAHA
    wah
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    illegal_pants wrote:
    HAHAHAHAA you're confusing me with the guy i work with :o
    Do you work in that factory full of gay men from the Simpsons where they have break time and sing Village People songs?! :eek:
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    vital5 wrote:
    Do you work in that factory full of gay men from the Simpsons where they have break time and sing Village People songs?! :eek:

    no but... when my back's turned...

    MAYBE :eek:

    who knows what those stock boys get up to :eek:
    wah
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    TOP TEN REASONS WHY ZIGGYSTAR'S SHORT FILM SHOULD WIN THE COMPETITION
    1. Because she was too cool to even tidy up before shooting :eek:
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    TOP TEN REASONS WHY ZIGGYSTAR'S SHORT FILM SHOULD WIN THE COMPETITION

    1. Because she didn't even tidy up before shooting :eek:
    2. 'Cos of it's rad music
    wah
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    TOP TEN REASONS WHY ZIGGYSTAR'S SHORT FILM SHOULD WIN THE COMPETITION

    1. Because she didn't even tidy up before shooting :eek:
    2. 'Cos of it's rad music
    3. Because i dont care (what film?????)
    impatience is a gift ........
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    TOP TEN REASONS WHY ZIGGYSTAR'S SHORT FILM SHOULD WIN THE COMPETITION

    1. Because she didn't even tidy up before shooting :eek:
    2. 'Cos of it's rad music
    3. Because i dont care (what film?????)
    4. Because she knew to hack the achille's tendon to bring the man down! Psycho biatch!! :eek:
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    TOP TEN REASONS WHY ZIGGYSTAR'S SHORT FILM SHOULD WIN THE COMPETITION

    1. Because she didn't even tidy up before shooting :eek:
    2. 'Cos of it's rad music
    3. Because i dont care (what film?????)
    4. Because she knew to hack the achille's tendon to bring the man down! psycho biatch!! :eek:
    5. Because she's just fucking AWESOME!!!...and I'll kill anyone who disagrees! :D
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  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    TOP TEN REASONS WHY ZIGGYSTAR'S SHORT FILM SHOULD WIN THE COMPETITION

    1. Because she didn't even tidy up before shooting :eek:
    2. 'Cos of it's rad music
    3. Because i dont care (what film?????)
    4. Because she knew to hack the achille's tendon to bring the man down! psycho biatch!! :eek:
    5. Because she's just fucking AWESOME!!!...and I'll kill anyone who disagrees! :D
    i started reading a book today.. the opening scene involved a dog that had been killed by a pitch fork... :eek: maybe your movie will lose because it doesnt have a pitch fork :)
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    illegal_pants wrote:
    TOP TEN REASONS WHY ZIGGYSTAR'S SHORT FILM SHOULD WIN THE COMPETITION

    now y'all have to go watch it HAHAHA
    Wow those Southerners say Y'all.... didnt know South Aussies did :)
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    again i ask - what film?? or should i not be asking????
    impatience is a gift ........
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    zenith wrote:
    again i ask - what film?? or should i not be asking????
    I'm not even sure it could be classed as soft porn....
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    TOP TEN REASONS WHY ZIGGYSTAR'S SHORT FILM SHOULD WIN THE COMPETITION

    1. Because she didn't even tidy up before shooting :eek:
    2. 'Cos of it's rad music
    3. Because i dont care (what film?????)
    4. Because she knew to hack the achille's tendon to bring the man down! psycho biatch!! :eek:
    5. Because she's just fucking AWESOME!!!...and I'll kill anyone who disagrees! :D
    6. Because Zenith doesn't know what it is...
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    vital5 wrote:
    6. Because Zenith doesn't know what it is...
    piss off - thats why it shouldnt win
    impatience is a gift ........
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    and shouldnt you be plugging away at your reply in the aussie thread, anyway??
    impatience is a gift ........
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLYxf0WLxfE
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    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    1. Because she didn't even tidy up before shooting
    2. 'Cos of it's rad music
    3. Because i dont care (what film?????)
    4. Because she knew to hack the achille's tendon to bring the man down! psycho biatch!!
    5. Because she's just fucking AWESOME!!!...and I'll kill anyone who disagrees!
    6. Because Zenith doesn't know what it is...
    7. Because "Ziggy Played GUITARRRRRRRRRRRRRR"!
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    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLYxf0WLxfE
    Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt :)

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