Ever develop a crush on someone from here?

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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    cory wrote:
    I am officially terrified of you now;)

    :D

    ohhhh wait for it, son...


    I haven't even told y'all about my homecoming dance.

    Carrie and the pig blood??? MEH...that aint the right kind of bodily fluid. ;)
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  • The Champ
    The Champ Posts: 4,063
    cory wrote:
    That's the greatest youtube clip ever.....not you cranking it, but the monkey sex.

    "Who be playin...keep off my monkey balls."
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    failedpersephone wrote:
    :D

    ohhhh wait for it, son...


    I haven't even told y'all about my homecoming dance.

    Carrie and the pig blood??? MEH...that aint the right kind of bodily fluid. ;)


    You could write a book that would make Stephen King look like a Highlights for Children article writer.

    True Story:)
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

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  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    The Champ wrote:
    "Who be playin...keep off my monkey balls."


    Mmmmm, *kiss* this is some good monkey pussy. Hold on baby.
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • covered in bliss
    covered in bliss chi-caw-go Posts: 1,332
    cory wrote:
    This is for you chiqui;)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13YtT5RElwo

    I just forwarded this... fricking hilarious! From when he kissed her privates to when the outsider grabbed his nads...

    If only 'man' was as open with his sentiments...

    do you have any more?
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    cory wrote:
    Mmmmm, *kiss* this is some good monkey pussy. Hold on baby.

    What? Oh crap this is a freaky thread
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    covered in bliss wrote:
    I just forwarded this... fricking hilarious! From when he kissed her privates to when the outsider grabbed his nads...

    If only 'man' was as open with his sentiments...

    do you have any more?


    I don't know of any. There are some real funny David Blaine spoofs you need to check out though.
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    What? Oh crap this is a freaky thread

    Watch this clip. It will catch you up to speed.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13YtT5RElwo
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • covered in bliss
    covered in bliss chi-caw-go Posts: 1,332
    cory wrote:
    I don't know of any. There are some real funny David Blaine spoofs you need to check out though.

    I can't imagine David Blaine being naughty...

    well, I can but it's only in my private thoughts... :)
  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    covered in bliss wrote:
    I can't imagine David Blaine being naughty...

    well, I can but it's only in my private thoughts... :)


    They're funny. Not naughty. Unless you like gay men coming home from shopping.
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    cory wrote:
    Watch this clip. It will catch you up to speed.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13YtT5RElwo

    Ahahahahaha I just played that with Sigur Ros in the background. it was besautifully atmospheric.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Ahahahahaha I just played that with Sigur Ros in the background. it was besautifully atmospheric.


    The audio should have been a hidden track on Riot Act. It would have saved the album. Sadly it was not......and it didn't. - Speedy McCready
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    cory wrote:
    The audio should have been a hidden track on Riot Act. It would have saved the album. Sadly it was not......and it didn't. - Speedy McCready

    :D

    I liked riot act. so sue me.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    :D

    I liked riot act. so sue me.

    I didn't say that. Speedy did;)
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    cory wrote:
    I didn't say that. Speedy did;)

    Oh yeah sorry, didn't notice.... well speedy can go and suck a monkey!
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Oh yeah sorry, didn't notice.... well speedy can go and suck a monkey!

    After much deliberation and study of hair growth, especially on the back, it was determined that Speedy is in fact a monkey.
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    cory wrote:
    After much deliberation and study of hair growth, especially on the back, it was determined that Speedy is in fact a monkey.

    Well if he;d be willing to lose a rib, he can go suck himself!
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • chiquimonkey
    chiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    cory wrote:
    This is for you chiqui;)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13YtT5RElwo
    but where's the coinstar machine?? :confused: it's not sexy without the coinstar!
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    :D

    I liked riot act. so sue me.
    :eek:

    I don't know if we can still be friends. :rolleyes:

    aye!
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    okay, so cory this is what happens when I am a swooning on you, son!
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.

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