i am positive every single woman on here despises me.
they all hate my guts.
and me, i am a raging-flaming homosexual, all deep into the Vedder
with my goofy fuckin man crush.
Nah, the women love you Chad.
As for Vedder, any guy that claims NOT to have a crush on him is a liar or a fucking idiot.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
I have told this story a million times, but I'll tell it again.
In fall 2002, Riot Act got leaked on the internet a couple of months before its release date. The old synergy board kept getting locked because the mods were trying to plug the leak, so to speak. Some guy named CrotchBat sent out a bunch of random PMs inviting people to go to the Joe Bonamassa board and claim it as our own, another board on the Sony BBS that hadn't had any activity in months. Well, a few of us followed (including myself) and that became "new synergy". Well, actually, it became "Bonergy". lol
I started noticing CrotchBat was like the funniest guy EVER, and we started talking to each other a little bit. Eventually, the mods got wind of our plot to keep talking and they put the kibosh on Bonergy. After a brief stint at the Mandy Moore board, we moved on to our own separate board, away from the Sony BBS. (Uh...and plus we pretty much all got banned after all that nonsense. ) It was here, technically, that I fell in love with CrotchBat and now, 4+ years later, we are married and have a little girl.
So, once again...thanks for locking up the board a bunch of times, Kat! It changed my life!
You are so picky. :mad:
I used to have a little crush on Cilcia but then I met him and he is more like a brother to me. I would prefer that to a crush any day.
Someone asked about having a crush on someone you have never seen a picture of. I can be attracted to someone's mind, but I really need to see the whole package before making the decision. But by that time it probably wouldn't matter.
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you have a wifey, but that does not stop me having a crush on you :eek:
a dilf perhaps :eek:
I wave to all my Friends... Yeah!
YOU'RE hella cool, SOS.
Here's the key to the message pit crush game... Crush on someone who lives near you.
Works like a charm.
Seriously, I have my board crushes....:o
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
That doesn't work because the only guys I know on here from San Diego are taken. pfft
they all hate my guts.
and me, i am a raging-flaming homosexual, all deep into the Vedder
with my goofy fuckin man crush.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
As for Vedder, any guy that claims NOT to have a crush on him is a liar or a fucking idiot.
im a fucking idiot
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
haha
i admit that was funny
nicely done
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Wembley 18/06/07
If there was a reason, it was you.
O2 Arena 18/09/09
That's because you are one awesome urbanhippie
And thank you, my boots love you to
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
crushes happen everywhere.
kick ass story!
boots ya guy's talking about?
it's sad. but it's ok. this stuff alway's happen to me.
Bullcorn Chad!!
I love ya, you're awesome! (but you already know that of course)
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
EV- 08/09,10/2008.06/08,09/2009
i love monday morning incestual chatter!
because in my head they are not the same thing.
All I know is that I respect the ladies around here far too much to ever have sex with them.
*the preceding high-larious joke (or some version of it) was originally brought to you by that Drop_The_Leash character.
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by 'hit' you mean in an S&M sort of way, yes?
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
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It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
I would totally hit you...repeatedly.
In the words of Jimmy Walker...DYNOMITE!!!
seriously, I almost spit out my Kool Ade!
I have a big old crush on someone from here.
Good thing I can't druink dial because the phone is never on.
I love life.
I love crushes.
I love San Dimas.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away