The Condom Game!

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  • BrotherLoveBone
    BrotherLoveBone Posts: 264
    Happy Mother's day card and a Golden Girls DVD.

    Also the classic way to shock a line behind you is to get maybe 10 dollars worth of beer and add a pack of diapers and baby food into the cart and after they've gone through the cashier and the total amount is over the 10 dollars just ask him/her to leave the diapers and baby food out only paying for the beers.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Children's book featuring "Elmo", bottle of Children's Dimetap, tube of warming KY, and a box of condoms...
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Drop The Leash 10
    Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    peanut butter, pooper scooper, and a box of condoms
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • Whizbang
    Whizbang Posts: 1,314
    shave gel, razors, KY and a box of condoms.
    believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.

    I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29

    Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
  • lalalalaaaaaaaa
    lalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    1 box condoms

    1 shoe horn
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    a one pound trout, a 1987 honda civic and a box of condoms
  • PJ_ROCKS
    PJ_ROCKS THE 406 Posts: 6,736
    Energizer Bunny and a box of condoms....


    well it made me laugh!

    PEACE

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              San Jose

              San Diego 2 shows 

           
    2003 Missoula

    2005 Missoula

    2006 Denver 2 shows with Tom Petty 

             Gorge 2 shows

    2009 Utah

              LA1

              LA2

    2012 Missoula : Meet and Greet : "Instant Classic show"

    2013 Portland

             Spokane


    2018 Missoula



  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Shaving gel, bananas, a spray can of Lysol disinfectant....and a box of condoms.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • South of Seattle
    South of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    Snuggle Fabric softener, 10/30 motor oil, 1 Funnel, 3 Gerbils, and a Box of Magnum's.
    NERDS!
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    220 grit sandpaper, a six pack of bartles and james, a granite bust of bea arthur and a box of condoms
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    cutback wrote:
    220 grit sandpaper, a six pack of bartles and james, a granite bust of bea arthur and a box of condoms

    Were you at my prom or something?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Were you at my prom or something?


    you too?? i thought that was a so cal thing...must've spread north....;) :p:D
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    cutback wrote:
    you too?? i thought that was a so cal thing...must've spread north....;) :p:D

    Like a bad case of herpies!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Like a bad case of herpies!

    there is a good case of herpes??? :eek: :D:D
  • LONGRD
    LONGRD Posts: 6,036
    :confused: A donut...
    and a Boston Cream Pie.
    PJ- 04/29/2003.06/24,25,27,28,30/2008.10/27,28,30,31/2009
    EV- 08/09,10/2008.06/08,09/2009
  • South of Seattle
    South of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    A Bike seat, Ray-Ban Sunglasses, Spandex Pants, Carne Asada Burrito, and a box of condoms.
    NERDS!
  • tkepearljamn
    tkepearljamn Posts: 583
    clown suit, the big-box-o-condoms, and a box of milk bones
    07-02-98, 10-11-00, 04-22-03, 04-23-03, 06-09-03, 06-10-03, 06-18-03, 06-21-03, 06-22-03, 10-02-04, 10-03-04, 10-05-04, 05-16-06, 05-17-06, 05-22-06, 06-24-06, 06-29-06
  • tkepearljamn
    tkepearljamn Posts: 583
    This one requires a blind friend that is in on the joke and a very old cashier....

    Send your blind friend through the line with a tube of industrial adhesive, a bushel of banana's and the box of condoms. Then wait to see the reaction of the cashier and if the cashier changes out the glue.
    07-02-98, 10-11-00, 04-22-03, 04-23-03, 06-09-03, 06-10-03, 06-18-03, 06-21-03, 06-22-03, 10-02-04, 10-03-04, 10-05-04, 05-16-06, 05-17-06, 05-22-06, 06-24-06, 06-29-06
  • Red mosquita
    Red mosquita Posts: 518
    a watermelon
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me...
  • Heineken Helen
    Heineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    some chloroform... a chainsaw... and some bin bags :eek:
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you

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