The Condom Game!

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  • prljmfan92502
    prljmfan92502 Posts: 144
    a granite bust of bea arthur



    this is funny all by itself!!
  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,539
    bag of cashews ,6pk of red bull,pk of sweat bands wrist & head ...
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,864
    cutback wrote:
    sometimes i worry if i'm the biggest movie line geek out there.....thanks for backing me up! ;) D:D:D
    Any time.

    "Those guys are fags". :D
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • sennin
    sennin Posts: 2,146
    Quick story...

    Went in to a store...asked for condoms....the lady leads me down an asile....picks up a jar of olives....and says...."olives?".

    :p
  • covered in bliss
    covered in bliss chi-caw-go Posts: 1,332
    prljmfan92502 wrote:
    a granite bust of bea arthur



    this is funny all by itself!!

    shouldn't you be eating birthday cake?

    check your PM's!

    Love!
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    12 feet on chain, a stuffed penguin, a box of popsicle sticks and a box of condoms
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,334
    A hacksaw, a giant plastic tarp, a bottle of bleach, a box of condoms.
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,864
    cutback wrote:
    12 feet on chain, a stuffed penguin, a box of popsicle sticks and a box of condoms
    Is the penguin purple??
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Poncier wrote:
    Is the penguin purple??

    only if you are using the condoms in honduras......otherwise it must be pink....for obvious reasons....;)
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Mork & Mindy dungarees, a spiked gauntlet and a baby soother
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    A bottle of wine and some quaaludes.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    deformed otter, an industrial mattress and a speculum
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Snake
    Snake Posts: 2,605
    A cylinder of helium and a red nose.
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    A prosthetic leg and incontinence pads.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    a bale of hay, a six pack of tab, a bedazzler and a box of condoms
  • sennin
    sennin Posts: 2,146
    a bag of popcicle sticks, a roll of duct tape, and a box of condoms.
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    sennin wrote:
    a bag of popcicle sticks, a roll of duct tape, and a box of condoms.
    That's it, I'm calling the police.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    crutches, a gallon of pea soup, clown shoes and a box of condoms
  • KosmicJelli
    KosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    small kiddie wading pool, 100 boxes of banana jello, a capuchin monkey and a Barry White CD.....
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    plastic toys of Matt Damon, Ben Affleck and Sarah Silverman... plus a box of condoms
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.

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