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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Bea Arthur was trying to stiff me for the cost of the rental tuxedo but I told her NO way! that circle jerk was just too gritty to rinse off what with her open invitation to the cast of "Taxi"

    the cleaning bill alone may just break my bank!!
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • haffajappa
    haffajappa British Columbia Posts: 5,955
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    :D and on that note.... happy weekend :p
    teeeheheheheh....

    not even teh weekend here yet! only 9am on a friday...
    got up early to do some paper work for mom but nothing is being accomplished because your country is doing its best to distract me :)

    ps helen.... have i seen this pic you speak of??!! COS I WANT TO!
    live pearl jam is best pearl jam
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    It's alright cos I know you don't love me and I already got ya earlier in the thread :p so we're even :) oh and... it's pressies :p
    I don't know you well enough to "love" you. But I like you.
    And where did you get me? :confused: lol
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    stone gossard does his morning yoga with me sitting on his face.
    I love to turn you on
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Bea Arthur was trying to stiff me for the cost of the rental tuxedo but I told her NO way! that circle jerk was just too gritty to rinse off what with her open invitation to the cast of "Taxi"

    the cleaning bill alone may just break my bank!!

    Damn this poster sounds hot! Please tell me who it is so I can pay them a visit!!! :D
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • acoustic guy
    acoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    stone gossard does his morning yoga with me sitting on his face.
    Bahahahahahaha! I spit up my juice! :D:D:D
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • acoustic guy
    acoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    Who am I
    I wanna bang my hot coworker. She is a cougar for sure! I was gonna ask her out but i got splashed from a car on the corner and now it looks like I pissed my pants. Oh well.
    Oh yea and i had a chance to bang an hot as chic wiht no strings attached and I BLEW IT! Waaaaaaaaaa!
    ;):D
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • acoustic guy
    acoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    Collin wrote:
    Am I evil?

    I just threw a some left over food in the garbage can, but then my wife came home and she was hungry so I told her I'd cook dinner. I took the dirty food out of the trash can, put it in the microwave and served it to her.

    Then I went to the store and parked on the spot reserved for people with a handicap. I went in and bought some glue (to replace with my sister's tooth paste).

    When I came back, my radio was stolen from out my car. Damn Gypsies!
    Son of a bitch!!!!!
    Hahahahahahaha]
    Fucker!!
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Damn this poster sounds hot! Please tell me who it is so I can pay them a visit!!! :D
    DAYUM!
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • reeferchief
    reeferchief Posts: 3,569
    Orly, I feckin be telling ye's I type like I talk, my keyboard is fluent in the irish jibb ya lil feckers.
    Can not be arsed with life no more.
  • acoustic guy
    acoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    Super Vedder wrote:
    i need to go the gym but i cant go at this time cos there might be loads of people there, i need to see my shrink but they will shout at me, i cant get out of bed, i hate myself, nobody else in life has problems, woe is me!
    Hahahahahahaha
    This thread is funny as hell.
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • haffajappa
    haffajappa British Columbia Posts: 5,955
    what about "that" one person who "always" puts random "quotation marks" every four "or five" words or so..."?"
    live pearl jam is best pearl jam
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    TrixieCat wrote:
    The little man projectile vomitted across his room this morning into my coffee and the other kids are missing limbs from a fight that broke out in the bathroom.
    My wife hates PJ. I am crying in my beer if they play Black in Hartford.
    I love you guys.

    AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!! :D
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    I'm such a wonderful person and if you met me in real life you would love me but it hurts me that people can be so jealous of me... I always have that problem with women... they're all jealous of me! But... but I just want to be loved... somebody love me... ooooooooooooohhhh a man! :) Hello... how YOU doin?

    PERFECT!!!! Well done, HH! Now, all that's missing is multiple pic links. :D:p
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Make sure to put a wink at the end of every sentence. ;)
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    AmentsChick wrote:
    Make sure to put a wink at the end of every sentence. ;)
    This thread is SOOOOO funny! I love Dr. Pepper!!! :););):)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
    I love to turn you on
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    WAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! What a FLOWIN' AWESOME thread! :D:D:D
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    (tweet tweet)
    I love to turn you on
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

    Steve, don't come yet.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

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